Well... since no one sent any questions to our dear Miaka...(Who's crying...alot) We won't do that... heheh And I don't have alot of time so I'll do the disclaimer!
Goldfish078: WE DON'T OWN THESE TWO WONDERFUL ANIMES!
Bubbles078: How sad...
Chichiri: NO DA!
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Chapter 2: In Which Everyone Argues And A Random Fire Occurs:
"MY ROOF! MY NEWLY FIXED ROOF! WHY ME?" Shigure screamed in agony.
"What happened?" Miaka asked. "Tamahome, get off my head!" She said, pushing the unconscious seishi off her. She looked around.
"Something must be wrong with my hat na no da." Chichiri muttered, picking up the burnt kasa. It sparked again and hit Kyo.
"WHAT ARE YOU!" Kyo yelled from the floor. The jolt sent him flying back a few feet.
"What do you mean what am I?" Hotohori yelled in rage. He got up and towered over Kyo. Kyo cringed. "I happen to have total control over you!"
"What are you talking about?" Kyo asked him. Hotohori glared.
"You mean you've never heard of me?" Hotohori asked, thoroughly shocked. He fell back a few steps, leaning against the wall for support.
"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" Kyo snapped.
Nuriko stepped up, "Why… he is the emperor of Konan!" Nuriko went over to Hotohori and pulled him into a giant hug. "And he's mine!"
"Nuriko, get off of me!" Hotohori said.
"The emperor? … Emperor from what fantasy?" Kyo said in disgust.
"Um… fantasy?" Nuriko said. "What are you talking about?"
"MY ROOF!" Shigure wailed.
The seishi all looked around, "Where are we?" Nakago said.
"And you are…?" Yuki said.
"I am a general… FEAR ME!" Nakago replied holding up his hand. He started to glow blue.
"HIGH FIVE!" Tohru squeaked. She ran up to Nakago and slapped his hand. Nakago stared at her with wide eyes.
"Tomo… this isn't an illusion is it?" Miboshi said.
"I don't think so… my clam ran out of batteries…" (another electronic device ahead of its time)
Tohru looked at this 'clam' with wide eyes and looked at the person/thing holding it and screamed. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Miss Honda are you okay?" Yuki asked, running up to where she had fallen backwards.
"Yeah, but that…. 'thing' is scary!" She said, shaking. She pointed to where Tomo was standing.
"YOU! It was YOU who scared Miss Honda!" Yuki accused. Tomo looked at him as scoffed.
"You dare accuse me and Shin of scaring this child?" Tomo said, feeling hurt.
"What's a Shin?" Yuki asked. Tomo held up the clam.
"THAT'S JUST A DAMN SEASHELL!" Kyo said, finally standing up. Tomo still looked hurt. (Scary)
"It's a CLAM! And it has a name you know." Tomo said, holding his precious Shin close to him.
"You named it?" Yuki asked, sweatdropping.
"WHAT KINDA SISSY NAMES A CLAM?" Kyo yelled. Tomo glared at him. Tohru cringed.
"I told you before, it's SHIN!"
"You wanna make something of it you painted freak?" Kyo said in a menacing voice. Tomo turned to face Kyo. Was he just going to stand there and be mocked out of existence because he named food? NO, Tomo was NOT going to do that. Instead, he would reveal to us a side of Tomo we've never seen before! BLACK BELT TOMO!
"KAAAAAAAAAAA!" Tomo yelled as he lunged at Kyo. Kyo sweatdropped at this scary sight. Kyo dodged Tomo's punches and threw one of his own. BUT OF CORSE IT WAS JUST AN ILLUSION! "WHAT THE HELL?" Kyo exclaimed.
Shigure interrupted this 'fight' and said, "Umm… excuse me. But before any more of my house is destroyed… can we please act like civilized people! We're not in ancient China!" he added with a chuckle. Obviously he amuses himself quite easily…(I sweatdrop)
"WE'RE NOT?" all the Seishi screamed at one. The Sohma's and Tohru sweatdropped.
"Um.. no… We're not even in China! This is Japan… MODERN Japan." Kyo said.
"Chichiri!…." Everyone said as they turned on the monk.
"NO DA!" Chichiri said as he cringed. He quickly hid the burnt kasa behind his back.
"You came from ANCIENT CHINA!" Shigure said, his eyes sparkling at the very thought. This time the Seishi sweatdropped.
"Um… yeah." Tasuki pointed out.
"WHO THE HELL IS THAT?" Kyo yelled when Tasuki got off the ground. The sight of someone with hair as orange as his shocked him.
"I should be asking that. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? "Tasuki shot back quickly. This shocked Kyo even more. Only he was supposed to swear that good.
"Looks like you've found your long lost twin!" Nuriko exclaimed happily, slapping Tasuki on his back. The force sent Tasuki flying right into Tohru, who was still on the floor.
"Get OFF Miss Honda!" Yuki yelled. He was losing his cool.
"Mr. Sohma are you okay?" Tohru said from under Tasuki.
"Yes I'm ok-… did you just call me Mr. Sohma?" Yuki asked her. Tohru blushed.
"Please don't ruin my house?"
Nakago looked around this 'house' and said, "Let's go back to Kuto now!"
"There is a slight problem… we can't no da." Chichiri said looking up at his fellow seishi.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN'T?" Tasuki yelled.
"Did you see my kasa no da?" Chichiri said blushing.
"I'm hungry!" (We all know who said that)
"MIAKA! THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE HUNGRY!" Tasuki yelled finally getting off of Tohru.
"Well... when is the RIGHT time to be hungry?" Miaka replied.
"Right now! I just finished making lunch!" Tohru replied happily just getting her breath back.
"YOU CAN'T JUST INVITE PEOPLE INTO OUR HOUSE TOHRU!" Kyo screamed.
"Why not? She said she was hungry!" Tohru said a little offended.
"Guys… what about Tamahome?"
"Tama…home…" Shigure started. He then put his hand into his mouth and started to gnaw on it.
"Shigure! What are you doing?" Kyo said a little embarrassed now.
"Nothing!" Shigure mumbled gnawing still on his hand.
"Come on everyone, there's enough food for everyone!" Tohru exclaimed happily. She motioned to the table where the food was. Miaka was already making herself comfortable.
"I dunno about that." Tasuki said, scratching the back of his neck. Tohru just smiled.
"That was delicious!" Miaka said, getting up from the table. Everyone sweatdropped when they saw all the food was gone. Miaka you pig!
"SHE ATE EVERYTHING!" Kyo yelled in horror. He was still starving.
"She told me I could have something to eat."
"She said SOMETHING! Not EVERYTHING!" Tasuki yelled.
"I'm sorry…." Miaka muttered. "I was just sooo hungry. If you want I an help you make some more." She offered. All the Seishi sweatdropped as if their worst nightmare was coming true, which it was.
"Okay, you can help me cook if you want!" Tohru said happily. She was always glad to have some help in the kitchen.
"I wouldn't if I were you…" Tasuki muttered.
"Why not?"
"Miaka is not what you'd call a good cook no da." Chichiri pointed out.
"She's not?"
"I'm not?" Miaka gasped. She felt hurt and betrayed. "I am too! I'll prove it. I'll show all of you!" Miaka screamed. Then she ran off to parts unknown. Everyone watched her leave and sweatdropped.
"I advise you to steer clear of anything Miaka cooks for you." Nuriko said helpfully.
"Hey guys… where is the kitchen?" Miaka asked, turning back to the Sohma's/ They all sweatdropped again.
"HOLD IT! WHO THE HELL ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE?" Kyo screamed before Miaka could run off again!
"Well… we're the Suzaku Seven!" Hotohori exclaimed.
"HEY!" Nakago said in his monotone voice.
"And the Seiryu Seven…"
"Well that doesn't help much!" Kyo exclaimed.
"IT SHOULD!" Mitsukake said.
"Oh you're awake Mitsukake! I didn't see you there!" Nuriko said.
"Nobody ever does…," Mitsukake said glumly. He sniffled a little bit.
"I'm Hotohori… the most beautiful man on earth!"
Just then Aya popped up and added, "That was before you met me!"
"I beg to differ!" Nuriko chimed in!
Aya went back to the Sohma estate… until LATER!
"Well I'm Chiriko! A child prodigy." Said Chiriko said getting up from the floor.
"Is your hair real? How do you get it to do that?"
"Um… SCIENCE!"
Kyo sweatdropped. You see… Kyo HATES science…
"I'm Nuriko… the emperor's TRUE LOVE!"
"I'm already married!" Hotohori said.
Jeez that Nuriko chick is kinda cute! Kyo thought to himself.
"And besides Nuriko… you're a MAN!" Tasuki pointed out the obvious… at least it was obvious to the seishi!
"WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!" Kyo exclaimed.
"You thought I was a woman didn't you? Well I have to say I'm flattered by your mistake! You like me don't you? Who doesn't?" Nuriko said tossing his hair.
"I don't…"Mitsukake started.
Nuriko turned around and gave Mitsukake the BIGGEST glare ever… I call it the "Nuriko death glare"… Oh my gosh! It's BACK!
"I never liked you!" Kyo scoffed. And I never will… he added to himself.
"And you… how do you get your hair to defy gravity like that?" Yuki asked Chichiri. Chichiri turned to face him.
"SCIENCE!" Chiriko yelled. Kyo cringed.
"Actually…. It's a secret no da." Chichiri said mysteriously. Insert scary music here
"Who are you? Some kinda freak?" Kyo asked him. Chichiri looked offended.
"I happen to be a sorcerer and one of the Suzaku Seven no da!" Chichiri told them.
"And your name is…." Yuki started.
"Oh… my names Chichiri no da!" He said, ginning. Yuki sweatdropped.
"What's wrong with your face?" Kyo asked him. Chichiri hung his head and walked out of the room. Tasuki took it upon himself to whack Kyo on the head with his tessen.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?" Kyo yelled angrily.
"You deserved it." Tasuki said, once again pointing out the obvious.
"WHY!" Kyo yelled again.
"No reason…" Tasuki said quietly.
"And who are you?" Yuki asked Tasuki.
"I'm TASUKI! Leader of the Mt. Reikaku Bandits! REKKA SHI-"
"Tasuki, don't burn the house down yet!" Nuriko said, cutting off Tasuki before he could complete his sentence.
"What do you mean "yet"?" Shigure asked.
"Nothing, nothing." Nuriko replied reassuringly. Shigure sweatdropped.
"Listen… this has been fun and all… but could we please hurry this up… I'm missing my soaps!" (Soap operas… NO DA!) Shigure complained.
"DEAL WITH IT!" Nakago screamed. "I haven't yet introduced myself!"
"Oh joy…" Shigure said sarcastically.
There was dead silence.
"Aren't you going to introduce yourself?" Yuki asked.
"What? Are you talking to me?" Nakago said.
(A/N: Honestly… what an idiot.)
"I'm Nakago."
"That's it? I waited all this time for you to introduce yourself and all you have to say is 'I'm Nakago?" Shigure said.
"What else is there to say? I'M A GENERAL FEAR ME!" Nakago added.
(A/N: Great job Nakago… we already know that you're a general.)
"I… AM… TOMO… AND… THIS… IS… SHIN!" Tomo added. "KAKA"
"I think I'm going to like your damn clam more than I'm going to like you." Kyo said.
"I can fix that!" Nuriko said, a smirk on his face. He took Shin and threw it out the window! (A/N: Way to fix the problem Nuriko!)
"SHIN!" Tomo said holding back tears. He ran toward the doorway, but before he left, he stopped and turned around. "I'll come back soon Nakago… my love." then he ran out to look for Shin. Nakago sweatdropped.
"He's in love with you?" Kyo asked, also sweatdropped.
"NO! Nakago loves me!" Soi said, finally regaining consciousness. She got up and hugged Nakago.
"Soi… get off me…." Nakago said in his monotone voice.
"Who's that? Another one of your lovers?" Kyo mocked.
"Yes! I am Soi of the Seiryu Seven!" Soi said dramatically.
"Excuse me!" Yui said, also getting up.
"Wait! YOU LOVE HIM TOO!" Kyo yelled.
"Sort of…" Yui said quietly.
"Lady Yui…. You do?" Suboshi said, also getting up.
"Oh Suboshi, I didn't see you there!" Yui blushed.
"Don't tell me! He likes him too!" Kyo accused, pointing at Suboshi. Suboshi blushed.
"I do not! I love Lady Yui!"
"Who the hell is Lady Yui?" Kyo asked, getting very fed up with the whole thing.
"I am." Yui said, raising her hand up. Kyo looked like he was ready to strangle them all.
"So who are you?" Yuki asked Suboshi.
"He's my younger brother." Amiboshi said, rising to face the stunned Sohmas. The Sohmas sweatdropped.
"There are two of you?" Kyo screamed, falling to the floor. He felt outnumbered.
"You idiot, we're twins!" Suboshi said, raising his yo-yos to attack.
"Suboshi, don't do that!" Amiboshi told him. Suboshi lowered them and put his head down.
"I'm sorry brother…" He said in a small voice. He sounded like he was going to cry.
"This is pathetic." Kyo stated, still sitting on the floor.
"What were those things?" Shigure asked cautiously. He didn't want anything destroying his house again!
"Those are his weapons. With them he can kill you all! FEAR HIM!" Nakago said helpfully. Shigure took a few steps away from Suboshi, who still looked like he was ready to cry his heart out for his brother.
"Suboshi, pull yourself together you nerd!" Miboshi said from where he was floating. The Sohmas looked down to see a little Buddah Boy floating there. They all screamed!
"What the hell is that?" Said (guess who) KYO!
"I am Miboshi! Don't think you can control me for I am hundreds of years old and I can instantly summon demons, take over your body and KILL YOU!" Miboshi threatened. Kyo now looked like he was ready to cry.
"Point taken..." He whimpered. Then he got up and hid behind the couch.
"Why are you all so…. evil?" Shigure asked.
"I can easily kill you too!" Miboshi threatened again. Shigure ran and hid behind the couch with Kyo. Miboshi turned to Yuki, who was still standing there. "You too…" He said menacingly. Yuki cringed, but didn't run. He was a man! Men didn't run from religious babies!
"So, who else is there?" Shigure asked from behind the couch, hoping no one else would threaten to kill him off.
"Well, Ashitare is over there." Nakago said, pointing to the big hairy lump that lay next to Tamahome. Shigure sweatdropped.
"Is that human?" Kyo asked.
"We're not sure…. But he is part wolf." Nakago said boringly. Kyo ducked his head further behind the couch and grabbed Shigure's hand for comfort.
"GRRRROWWWLLLLGRR…" Ashitare mumbled in his sleep.
"What was that?" Yuki asked.
"Ashitare says he's hungry." Soi translated.
"What to wolf people eat?" Shigure asked, scared to know the answer.
"Human flesh…" Nakago said simply. Upon hearing this Kyo, nearly leapt under the couch and Shigure ran to the kitchen to help Tohru cook. Yuki still stood there, looking even more scared. Real men didn't run from cannibal wolf people either!
"What is this strange device?" Mitsukake asked out of nowhere. Everyone had completely forgotten about Mitsukake…AGAIN!
"That's a lamp." Yuki said when he saw what Mitsukake was poking at.
"Will it bite me?" Mitsukake asked him. Yuki sweatdropped when he heard this.
"Um… no." Yuki replied. "Who are you?"
"I am Mitsukake. I am boring and I heal peoples boo-boos." Mitsukake said in a boring voice. Yuki sweatdropped once again. He decided he wouldn't ask anything else and just stood there.
"Lunch is ready!" Tohru called from the kitchen. Everyone turned around to see Tohru come out with a pile of food. Miaka came behind her slowly. The Seishi noticed she was gagged.
"What happened to Miaka no da?" Chichiri asked when he saw the Priestess.
"She wouldn't stop eating everything." Tohru said simply. "So I gagged her."
"Miss Honda, I didn't realize you would-"
"I can take care of myself!" Tohru said. Then she tripped and the food went flying everywhere!
"Damn, at this rate, I'll never get to eat!" Tasuki grumbled, fingering his tessen. Chichiri gave him a warning glance.
"What was that crash?" Shigure said, racing back out of the kitchen. "You're not destroying my house are you?"
"Relax, ya stupidhead. We're not destroying your house yet!" Tasuki shot back. Shigure stopped running.
"Mi-a-ka…" A voice from nowhere called out. Everyone looked down on the floor to see a body half covered by plates of food.
"TAMAHOME!" Miaka called as she ripped the gag out of her mouth. She ran to her loves side to unbury him. "I'm so sorry my love."
"Who's this freak?" Kyo asked from under the couch. Miaka glared at him.
"TAMAHOME IS NOT A FREAK! HE'S THE GREATEST PERSON EVER!" Miaka yelled. Tamahome covered his ears. "Ah, he's awake."
"Gee, I wonder who woke him up." Tasuki grumbled some more.
"So who is this again?" Shigure asked as Miaka removed a tomato from Tamahome's head.
"His name is Tamahome and I love him!" Miaka replied dreamily. Shigure put his hand back in his mouth when he heard her.
"Would you quit eating yourself!" Kyo asked him. Shigure shook his head and continued to gnaw on his arm.
"Where am I?" Tamahome asked as he got up.
"I'M BACK!" called a voice from the doorway. Yes, Tomo had returned with Shin, his clam. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Seiryu's here!" Tamahome said, sitting up. He prepared to attack. "Why aren't we attacking?"
"Um, we're not in Konan anymore no da." Chichiri told him. Again, he hid the burnt kasa behind his back. Tamahome looked around in shock.
"Where are we?" He asked, startled.
"They said we're in modern Japan, whatever that is. But I don't believe them at all!" Tasuki said. He went to grab his tessen and was again stopped by Chichiri.
"It's true, you are in Japan." Yuki told them all. Tasuki still looked like he didn't believe them at all.
"So, how did you get here anyway?" Shigure asked them.
"Ask Chichiri." They all said in unison. Chichiri took a few steps back and blushed.
"I didn't mean to no da. But my kasa seems to have malfunctioned and brought us to another century no da." He explained.
"Kasa?" Yuki asked. Chichiri held up the burnt and shriveled up straw hat for them to see.
"Well, it used to be a kasa no da." He said, still blushing.
"Whatever, so how do we get back now?" Tasuki asked. No one had an answer to that. Everything was silent until Tohru stepped in.
"Oh, please don't leave yet! You just got here and we'd be more then happy to let you all stay!"
"WE WOULD?" Kyo yelled." WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR THEM!"
"I'm sure we'll work out something." Tohru assured him. Kyo sweatdropped and complained under his breath.
"How is anybody going to sleep here with no roof!" Shigure complained. Remember, the roof was non-existent at the moment.
"Oh, did we do that?" Tamahome asked. Shigure, Kyo and Yuki nodded glumly.
"Right, we're sorry about that." Nakago apologized.
"Don't worry about it!" Tohru told them happily.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT TO WORRY?" Kyo yelled. He was getting mad.
"Would you stop yelling! Hell, I don't even know you and I already hate you!" Tasuki said in a loud voice. Kyo looked offended, but scowled at him anyway.
"Oh, I'm sorry! I never introduced us!" Tohru said. "I'm Tohru Honda!"
"And I'm Shigure Sohma." Shigure said in a nervous voice. These people still scared him a bit.
"I'm Yuki Sohma." Yuki said. Everyone turned to look at him.
"You look like a girl." Tasuki pointed out.
"Good-bye." Yuki said. Then he walked out of the room without saying anything else. After he left, everyone turned to face Kyo.
"I'm Kyo. Leave me alone." He scowled, avoiding Tasuki's glare. He didn't like Tasuki.
"That's it? There's no one else?" Tamahome asked. He tried to stand up, but Miaka was still hugging him so he was forced to stay seated.
"Well, there are more Sohmas, but they don't live here." Tohru told them.
"As long as we don't have to meet them, it's fine." Tasuki grumbled.
"Can't you be nicer no da?" Chichiri said under his breath. Tasuki glared at the monk and stopped talking.
"We'll probably meet them soon weather you like it or not." Chiriko said. Then his character faded away. "WHHAAAAAAAHHH! These people are scary!" He cried.
"What's the matter with him?" Kyo asked, plugging his ears.
"Nothing at all." Nuriko said, patting Chiriko on the head. "He goes through phases." He didn't feel like explaining about their powers right now.
"I can't stay here! I am the Emperor!" Hotohori said, looking around the house. He looked a bit disgusted.
"Excuse me. This house was FINE until you came and destroyed it!" Shigure said, defending his house.
"I realize that, but I am the Emperor!" Hotohori said back.
"Don't worry your Highness! Everything will be okay." Nuriko comforted him.
"Nuriko, get away from me. I love Miaka." Hotohori said, stepping away from Nuriko. Kyo also stepped away from Nuriko.
"What are you, paranoid or something?" Nuriko asked them as they all stepped back. No one said anything.
"So, what are we going to do about my living conditions?" Hotohori asked, getting ready to draw his sword if needed.
"I'll have to call the roofer people again…" Shigure muttered. The problem was that it was so expensive to have them fix it so fast. And then there was that shovel.
"Well, it's not going to fix itself!" Tasuki complained, kicking a piece of wood that lay at his feet.
"I guess I'll call the roof fixers then!" Tohru said happily. Then she skipped off to use the phone. But before she could pick it up to call, it rang!
"RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!" The phone rang in an annoying way. All the Seishi jumped.
"Quick everyone, prepare for war!" Nakago yelled, raising his hands to fire a chi blast. Hotohori also drew his sword to defend him and the Suzaku Seven.
"Chill out, haven't you ever heard a telephone before?" Kyo asked them. They all stared at Kyo.
"Teli-fo-whaty?" Tamahome asked them in a confused voice.
"Te-le-phone." Kyo said boredly. "Do you want me to spell it out for you or something?"
"That might prove to be useful…" Amiboshi pondered to himself.
"I say we kill the thing and let it beg for mercy!" Suboshi said, ready to charge in and kill it with his possessed yo-yos.
"Dude, it's not alive." Kyo told him.
"RRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!" The phone rang again. Once again, the Seishi jumped ten feet.
"Are you sure it's not a demon monster?" Tasuki asked them. Chichiri was about to put a barrier spell around them, but stopped when Tohru picked up a small black thing and asked it 'Hello'.
"Are you sure it won't kill us?" Tamahome said, making sure no harm would come to Miaka.
"Don't worry Tamahome, phones aren't alive!" Miaka soothed him. Tamahome calmed down and hugged her. Miaka smiled and Kyo coughed loudly.
"What do you mean?" Tohru yelled into the phone.
"Who's she talking to no da?" Chichiri asked Shigure.
"We'll find out as soon as she's done." Shigure told him, still panicking about what they would do to his house.
"Are you sure she's not communicating with some demon monster?" Tasuki asked, ready to pull out his tessen if needed.
"I'M SURE! WILL YOU QUIT ASKING THAT DAMN QUESTION?" Kyo yelled at him.
"SHUT UP!" Tasuki yelled back.
"Guys, please be quiet." Tohru called from the hallway. She put the phone back to her ear and stared talking again. "Sure you can come over, there's plenty of room!" She offered. Then she hung up and walked back into the living room.
"Who the hell was that?" Kyo asked, still angry.
"I have a surprise you guys!" Tohru said happily. Everyone sweatdropped upon hearing this news.
"What is it Miss Honda?" Yuki asked her kindly.
"Well, half the Sohma Estate burnt down so I invited them to stay over with us!" Tohru exclaimed while smiling.
"YOU WHAT?" Everyone in the room exclaimed.
"WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR NINE MORE PEOPLE!" Kyo screamed.
"NINE?" Tasuki yelled. Then he pulled out his tessen. "I ain't doing any more introductions!"
"MY HOUSE!" Shigure wailed.
"Don't worry, we have room for them all." Tohru exclaimed happily.
"Should we fear them?" Nakago asked. Everyone stared at him strangely.
"Don't worry Nakago, I'll protect you with all my life!" Soi said dreamily. Then she glomped him and Nakago looked terrified.
"DING-DONG!" Rang the doorbell (Does the house even have a doorbell?)
"DEMON!" The Seishi screamed at once.
"Relax, it's just a doorbell…" Yuki told them all.
"Is this another one of them tele-whatchamacallit things?" Tamahome asked.
"No!" Kyo said through gritted teeth. The Seishi relaxed a bit, but were still ready to use their powers if necessary.
Tohru opened the door to find the rest of the cursed Sohma's standing outside of it.
"HELLO!" Tohru exclaimed happily.
"We're sorry to barge in like this, but were glad you could take us in on such short notice." Hatori began as they all stepped inside.
"It's no problem, we have enough room." Tohru told them.
"Are you sure about that?" Momiji said when he saw the 16 people from ancient China standing in the living room.
"Who are earth are all these people?" Hatori asked, actually raising his voice for once.
"We are the Suzaku Seven and the Seiryu Seven!" Hotohori said proudly. "I am the Emperor of Konan!"
"Since when does the Emperor live here?" Haru asked.
"They just got here before you called." Tohru told the shocked Sohmas.
"How? And where did they come from?" Hatori asked, his voice back to it's normal tone.
"We came from The Universe Of The Four Gods!" Miaka chimed in. Everyone stared at Miaka. "And a few moments ago we fell through the roof because of Chichiri's kasa."
"I said I was sorry no da!" Chichiri muttered under his breath. He felt like they were all blaming him… and maybe they were!
"But there not staying here, right?" Ayame cut in. "I won't be able to get my beauty sleep with these people here!"
"But of course they're staying here! I can't kick out people with nowhere to go! It's inhuman!" Tohru said, tears starting to well up at the very thought of turning someone down like that.
"Okay, but where are they going to stay?" Momiji asked, walking up to the new guests. He looked at them with interest.
"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM US!" Tasuki yelled as Momiji took a step closer.
"WHAAAAAA! Kyo's twin is mean!" Momiji cried.
"He's NOT my twin!" Kyo screamed in anguish.
"Who are you people anyway? Go get me something to eat now!" Hiro spoke up form behind them. Everyone turned to face the bratty kid.
"Do you think you can order us around like that punk?" Tasuki asked, taking a step closer to Hiro. Hiro smirked.
"I'M SORRY! THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!" Ritsu screamed.
"No it's not." Tohru told him. Ritsu started to flail around wildly. Shigure took it upon himself to poke Ritsu in the side. Ritsu fainted right away and fell on top of Momiji, who was still crying.
"EVERYBODY OUT NOW!" Shigure yelled. "I DON'Y WANT MY HOUSE DESTROYED ANY MORE!"
Everyone looked at Shigure and shuffled outside with strange expressions on their faces.
"Now then, where are we all going to sleep?" Hotohori asked when they all got outside. No one had an answer to that question.
"I'm sure we'll figure out something." Was all Tohru could come up with at the time.
"How? You don't even have a roof?" Tomo said. He was still hugging Shin tightly.
"What's with the seashell?" Haru asked him.
"It's not a seashell, it's a clam. And his name is Shin." Tomo said, still hugging Shin.
"Hey Tomo, why don't you make an illusion of a roof for us?" Tasuki suggested.
"NEVER! Shin is tired because a certain SOMEONE threw him out the window!" Tomo said, glaring at Nuriko.
"Since when do clams have genders?" Nuriko asked back. Tomo scoffed and turned away. He didn't want Shin to be scarred for life because of the sight of Nuriko!
"Well, make-up boy over here won't help us, so now what do we do?" Hotohori asked the group. They all shrugged.
"This is all your fault!" Hiro said, pointing to Tohru. Tohru went into panic mode. "Why'd you invite us over when you don't have a house?" Hiro asked her. Tohru didn't answer.
"Look one the bright side!" Ayame chimed. "I'M HERE!"
"So am I!" Hotohori said as if it would make everything all better. Then Hotohori saw Ayame standing there, surrounded by roses. He glared at him and wondered if his sparkles could compete.
"Brother, your making things worse." Yuki told Ayame. Ayame responded with his trademark laugh.
"Wait, are you all related or something?" Tasuki asked them. The Sohmas all turned to him.
"Yes, we're all related. You didn't know that?" Kyo asked him.
"Don't take it out on me!" Tasuki said back in an offended way. Kyo smirked at him.
"And I am there GOD!" Akito said randomly out of nowhere! Everyone turned to see the sickly teen standing there with his clothes falling off.
"You brought him here?" Kyo said when he saw Akito standing there.
"Well yeah, his house burnt down too." Haru pointed out.
"Brilliant." Kyo muttered sarcastically.
"I heard that…" Akito said eerily. Kyo took a few steps back.
"Who are all of you no da?" Chichiri finally asked them.
"I'm Ayame! And I'm beautiful!" Ayame said first. Hotohori glared again. Only he was allowed to be that beautiful.
"I'm Haru and I turn black…." Haru muttered under his breath. The Seishi sweatdropped… even if they had no idea what he was talking about.
"I'm Hiro. If you're smart you'll never talk to me!" Hiro said quickly.
"Bratty kid…" Tasuki muttered under his breath.
"I'm Hatori.." Hatori commented boringly. "I'm as cold as snow." Again, the seishi had no clue what he was talking about.
"I'M RITSU AND I'M SORRY FOR EXISTING!" Ritsu screamed in agony.
"Is he okay no da?" Chichiri asked the Sohmas. They just smiled and said nothing.
"I'm Kagura and I LOVE KYO!" She screamed, punching Kyo in the stomach.
"She has a strange way of showing it." Nuriko said as Kyo fell to the ground in pain. Miaka looked over at Tamahome who cringe, "Please don't' show your love for me like that!" Miaka blushed and smiled.
"I'm glad you don't do that." Hotohori said to Nuriko as he watched Kagura kill Kyo. Nuriko smiled. (Smile of Nuriko…)
"I'm Momiji!" Momiji said in a high voice. Then he ran around and fell to the ground because he had a pixie stick before he came and was currently on a sugar high.
"Who's that." Soi asked, pointing to Kisa, who hadn't said anything.
"That's Kisa! Leave her alone if you want to live!" Hiro said to them in a calm voice. None of the Seishi said anything more about Kisa.
"AND I AM THEIR GOD!" Akito screamed. Then he started coughing because he was sick and then he couldn't breath.
"Fool, you are not a God, only Seiryu is!" Nakago said rather quickly. Akito glared at the general.
"So is Suzaku!" Amiboshi cut in.
"What do you care about it? You're part of Seiryu!" Soi told him. Amiboshi shrugged and gripped his flute.
"But I like Suzaku better…." Amiboshi said under his breath.
"So who are all of you?" Hatori asked.
"Do we have to explain again?" Tasuki asked in a whiny voice.
"Yes… FEAR ME!" Nakago said. Tasuki cringed upon hearing this.
1 hour later
"That took forever!" Tasuki complained, falling to the ground. By the time they were done explaining themselves, it was night time.
"You really think you're more beautiful than me?" Ayame asked Hotohori. Hotohori glared before replying.
"Yes! You cannot compete with the Emperor of Konan!" Hotohori said in a dignified manner. Ayame didn't want to believe him.
"Would you to shut up?" Tomo said. They had been arguing about it ever since Hotohori introduced himself. And he was first! "Shin can't sleep with you two being so loud!"
"It's a freakin seashell! It's not ALIVE!" Tasuki said. He was tired of hearing about Shin and he was ready to smash the thing to pieces.
"Can we go inside? I'm cold!" Kyo complained, shivering. He seemed to be the only one who was cold though.
"Okay, let's go inside." Tohru said happily.
"Good idea Miss Honda. I think everyone is pretty tired." Yuki said.
"HELL NO!" Tasuki said. Apparently he wasn't tired at all.
"Besides him…" Yuki added quietly.
"Okay everyone, inside and DON'T destroy anything!" Shigure warned. Then all 29 people rushed for the door at the same time.
POOF All the Sohmas turned into animals.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Tasuki screamed when he found a seahorse flopping around on his head.
"What happened no da?" Chichiri asked, trying to push the petrified monkey off of his back. Yes, all the Sohmas had somehow transformed when they all ran for the door at the same time.
"YOU FOOLS!" Akito yelled. He was the only one who hadn't changed. "HATORI! ERASE THEIR MEMORIES!"
"WHAT?" The Seishi screamed when they heard. Unfortunately for Akito, Hatori was now a seahorse who was slowly suffocating on Tasuki's head. He couldn't do a thing about it.
"Tell me what is going on!" Nakago commanded. And because he was a general, they all obeyed.
1 more hour later
"And you thought we were weird." Tamahome said when the Sohmas finished explaining everything. By now they all had turned back but thankfully no one saw anything. Except Tomo kept claiming Shin was scarred for life because of what he just saw. Then Nuriko told him seashells can't see.
"Can we please go inside now?" Kyo whined. He was shivering because he was so cold. "What time is it?"
"Actually, it's only 8:00!" Tohru said, looking at a watch that magically appeared on her wrist. No one paid any attention to her and they all went inside, this time they were careful though.
"No what?" Hotohori asked when they all got inside.
"Hey, I thought the roof had shattered no da?" Chichiri said as he looked up.
"It was…" Nuriko told him, also looking up. Somehow the roof had magically fixed itself.
"MY HOUSE! IT'S FIXED!" Shigure rejoiced. Then he danced around until Tasuki clobbered him with his tessen, knocking him out.
"But who could have done this?" Amiboshi asked.
"IT WAS ME!" Mitsukake said randomly. They all turned to the quiet doctor. I bet you all forgot about him, didn't you?
"You did this na no da?" Chichiri asked.
"No…. I just felt left out…" Mitsukake sniffed. Everyone sweatdropped and turned back to what they were doing. Again, Mitsukake was left out.
"Over here everyone!" Chiriko said helpfully. He was standing over the table were there was a small note.
"What's that Chiriko?" Tasuki asked.
"A note…." Chiriko said, pointing out the obvious. He picked it up and read it out loud. "It says: Dear home owner, our roof senses started to tingle earlier and we thought you could use some help. So we rushed over and fixed your roof right away. There's no need to thank us, we already took it out of your bank account! Sincerely, The repairmen!" Chiriko finished and put the note down.
"THEY WHAT?" Shigure said, instantly sitting up when he heard that they took their money!
"Don't worry Gure-san! I'll make you feel better!" Ayame said as he skipped over to Shigure.
"Aya! I love you!" Shigure claimed. The two were surrounded by roses and Hotohori glared again. Hatori muttered something about not being related to them.
"Well, where are we going to sleep?" Tasuki said. Chiriko yawned and stretched.
"I dunno, we'll have to put you in Yuki and Kyo's room!" Shigure said.
"What about your room?" Kyo said angrily!
"My room too!" Tohru said happily!
"There still won't be enough room." Yuki pointed out.
"Well, there's always the kitchen and the living room!" Shigure said helpfully.
"I'M NOT SLEEPING IN THE KITCHEN!" Tasuki screamed really loudly. Everyone plugged their ears to prevent going deaf.
"Well, you can sleep with your twin." Nakago said in a monotone voice.
"WE'RE NOT TWINS!" Kyo and Tasuki yelled in unison.
"Then it's settled. Kyo and Tasuki are together." Shigure said finally. Both Kyo and Tasuki glared at him but didn't say anything.
"I wanna be with his Majesty!" Nuriko called out!
"And I want nothing to do with him…" Hotohori said glumly as Nuriko glomped him once again.
"Okay, Nuriko and Hotohori can bunk with Yuki." Hatori told them. Nuriko gave a cry of delight and Hotohori moaned.
"Where is Shin going to sleep?" Tomo asked. He was still holding the clam tightly like an over-protective mother.
"You two can have Kyo's room with Tasuki." Shigure told him
"As long as Nakago sleeps with us…" Tomo started to say.
"NEVER!" Nakago yelled. He raised his hands to kill Tomo, but Soi stopped him just in time.
"Nakago is with me." Soi said.
"Soi…. Stop it." Nakago told her and pushed her away.
"We'll split those three up…" Hatori said.
"All the girls can sleep in my room!" Tohru volunteered. The all stared at her.
"Alright, so that's Miaka, Yui, Kisa, Kagura and Soi." Hatori said, counting heads. "That should work."
"What about me! I wanna be with Hotohori!" Nuriko whined.
"Nuriko, you're a man… only REAL women are going to Tohru's room." Hotohori said dully. Nuriko smiled really big and hugged him again. Hotohori cringed.
"I wanna sleep with Yuki!" Momiji said randomly out of nowhere. Everyone stared at the sugar high German kid.
"Why?" Yuki asked. Not that he minded…. Real men don't mind annoying people like him.
"Because." Momiji paused. "Just because…" he said again. They all sweatdropped.
"Okay, Momiji is with me, Hotohori and Nuriko…" Yuki said glumly. He didn't know if he could survive the night now. "I should have room for one more."
"I nominate Suboshi!" Nakago said, pushing Suboshi forward. Suboshi looked shocked.
"But what about Amiboshi?" Suboshi asked, looking hurt again. Amiboshi hung his head.
"There is not enough room for me, brother…" Amiboshi sighed. The twins ran up to each other and wailed.
"BROTHER!" Suboshi cried.
"They'll get over it, besides, Amiboshi likes Suzaku better." Nakago told them. And because he was a general, no one argued.
"I want my room now!" Hiro complained. Tasuki glared at him.
"Where do you want to go, Hiro?" Tohru asked him nicely. Hiro stuck his tongue out at her.
"I wanna sleep with Kyo!"
"WHAT!" Tasuki and Kyo yelled at once.
"Okay." Tohru said. Hiro smiled evilly and went over to stand next to Tasuki and Kyo, still smiling.
"Shin is never going to get any sleep now…" Tomo complained.
"IT'S A DAMN CLAM! IT'S NOT ALIVE!" Kyo yelled. Tomo went to sit in the corner and pouted.
"Kyo, you have a big room. You can fit one more." Shigure told him. Kyo scoffed.
"Tamahome! Get over here!" Tasuki yelled, motioning for Tamahome. Tamahome didn't listen though.
"Miaka"
"Tamahome"
"Miaka"
"Tamahome"
"SHUT UP!" Tasuki yelled. He hated when they did that. And when he looked around, he noticed that everyone else looked a bit queasy too. So he went over and dragged Tamahome away. Neither he nor Miaka noticed because they both had their eyes closed.
"Shigure, Hatori and I are in Gure-san's room!" Ayame called out suddenly. Shigure cheered and hugged Ayame. Hatori hit his head on the wall.
"Akito, where are you going to go?" Ayame asked.
"With….. you…" Akito said mysteriously. Shigure stopped dancing and looked scared. But no one argued with Akito because he claimed to be a God. "And I want… HIM!" Akito said, pointing at Nakago.
"Me…" Nakago said. He shrugged and walked over to Akito. After all, a general can't compete with a God….. they just can't.
"Where is brother going to sleep?" Suboshi asked, finally letting go of Amiboshi.
"He gets the living room!" Akito said from the shadows. Amiboshi shrugged his shoulders and left his brother's side and there was much more sobbing from Suboshi.
"Is he alright?" Kyo asked. No one answered because no one knew if he was.
"I want the living room too!" Miboshi said out of nowhere. "If you don't let me, I'll possess you all and kill you with my prayer wheel."
They let Miboshi sleep in the living room. The only one against this was Amiboshi because he was also sleeping there. And Miboshi creeped him out a bit. (Who doesn't he creep out?)
"Who else wants the living room?" Hatori asked.
"I DO!" Mitsukake said out of nowhere. Everyone looked at him strangely and gave him the living room. Amiboshi cringed again. Mitsukake scared him too… no one knows why though…
"I say Ritsu sleeps in the living room too…" Akito commanded.
"I'M SO SORRY!" Ritsu screamed, even though he didn't do anything. Again, Amiboshi whimpered. He didn't know Ritsu, but he had a feeling he wouldn't like him much. He also had a feeling he wouldn't get much sleep tonight.
"Okay, who's left" Shigure asked the group. Haru, Chichiri, Chiriko, and Ashitare raised their hands.
"Okay, you four can have the kitchen!"
"We have to sleep with Ashitare no da!" Chichiri asked in a panicked voice.
"What if he eats us for a midnight snack?" Chiriko piped up.
"What if he goes black…" Haru pondered to himself.
"That's only you that does that…" Kyo told him. Haru nodded his head slowly.
"Where is Ashitare anyway no da?" Chichiri asked, looking around the room. Sure enough, the big hairy wolf/person thing was nowhere in sight. Finally, Miboshi went to look out the window.
"He's still outside." He commented. "Want me to bring him in?"
"No, he can stay outside!" Chiriko said. He didn't want to be eaten at such a young age. He was only 13! Even if he looked like an 8 year old.
"Well, that solved that problem no da. Chiriko, Haru and I will take the kitchen no da."
"Was anyone left out?" Hatori asked the group. No one raised their hands and Hatori clapped his hands together like a loony. "Good!"
Then everybody went off to their designated rooms.
In Yuki's room there was: Yuki, Nuriko, Hotohori, Suboshi, and Momiji
In Kyo's room was: Kyo, Tamahome, Tasuki, Hiro and Tomo
In Tohru's room was: Tohru, Kisa, Yui, Miaka, Kagura and Soi
In Shigure's room was: Shigure, Ayame, Hatori, Nakago and Akito
In the Kitchen was: Chichiri, Haru and Chiriko
In the Living Room was: Miboshi, Amiboshi, Mitsukake, and Ritsu
Outside was Ashitare because everyone was so scared of him….
A/N: Thank you so much Monica for reveiwing our story! It means alot to us no da:D
PLEASE R&R! (No da)
