Hey guys… um… you see… we kinda had this "problem"… we can't find the original chapter 3… so we had to completely write the whole thing over in a matter of hours. This is a re-written version of chapter 3… actually that's only partially true… this is that chapter 3 we've re-written that I remember (the original chapter 3 was better) But we appreciate all the reviews! And now since we lost chapter 3… chapter 4 is missing also (it was on the same disc) … sorry people!
Bubbles: you can blame goldfish for loosing it!
Goldfish: what! It's your story too! Who said it was my fault?
Bubbles & Goldfish: … Enjoy the re-written chapter 3!Chapter 3: In Which Half The People Leave And Become Arch Enemies
"Can I sleep with you Yuki?" Momiji jumped up and down excitedly.
"I guess…," Yuki said with a little regret. Maybe this was a bad idea Yuki!
"Where do I get to sleep?" Hotohori said looking around the room with disgust.
"In this sleeping bag…" Yuki said pulling out a dirty, moth-bally, smelly, (you get the point) sleeping bag.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Hotohori said. "Why can't I have the bed?"
"No… the bed is mine. If you want to stay with me in my room then you have to sleep where ever I say!" Yuki said feeling a little powerful.
"I'll be right next to you all night!" Nuriko said joyfully.
"On second thought… I'll take the sleeping bag." Hotohori said. YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THIS TOMORROW HOTOHORI! YOUR POOR POOR BACK!
"Then I'll put my sleeping bag right next to yours my love! I'll be able to protect you all night!" Nuriko said with a big smile on his face.
"BROTHER!" Suboshi said while assuming the fetal position in the corner.
"Will you get over it Suboshi? Your brother is right downstairs!" (Is Yuki's room upstairs? I'm just guessing!)
"But that's like a mile away! Who knows when I'll see him again?" Suboshi wailed.
"You'll see him tomorrow!" Momiji said happily.
"That seems like FOREVER!" Suboshi complained.
"If you go to SLEEP then you'll see him sooner than you think!" Yuki explained.
"But Yuki… I'm not tired!" Momiji said. "Let's jump and down on your bed!" Momiji suggested.
"No…no! Bad idea!" Yuki yelled. Man that Momiji could get on your nerves!
"Yes lets! I bet you that I can jump higher than you!" Nuriko challenged.
"You're on!" Momiji said.
And so our infamous jumping contest started. Let's take bets on who we'll think will win! I bet you're thinking that Momiji will win because he has so much energy. Well let's compare the odds: Nuriko: Rather perky, he is a cross dresser! Momiji: do I really need to explain this? I mean c'mon… he's MOMIJI!
Momiji: what's a cross dresser?
Me: um… ask Yuki
Momiji: Yuki…what's a cross dresser?
Yuki: Why did you drag me into this?
Me: because you're Yuki Sohma!
Momiji: Well I'm MOMIJI SOHMA!
Me: um… let's just have Yuki answer your question!
Yuki: um… how can I explain this? You know how you always wear the girl's uniform?
Me: Yuki… (Seeing where this is going)
Momiji: yeah?
Yuki: that's kinda cross-dresser-ish
(Back to story)
"You're going to have to jump higher than that if you want to beat me!" Nuriko said jumping as high as the ceiling.
"I'm jumping as high as I can!" Momiji complained.
"JUMP HIGHER MOMIJI! BEAT NURIKO!" Hotohori cheered.
"Hey! What about a cheer for me?" Nuriko said glumly.
"Go Nuriko…" Hotohori added.
"Um… guys… could you please stop jumping on my bed? Someone is going to get hurt!" Yuki said.
"BROTHER!" Suboshi wailed. Way to go Suboshi… way to help out the situation!
Just then Nuriko fell off of the bed. "HA! YOU LOOSE NURIKO!" I bet you're wondering who said that… try to guess… it wasn't Yuki or Suboshi. (Suboshi was too busy complaining to even notice that Nuriko had fallen off of the bed. Honestly… when you hear a thud from something around you you'd think someone would take notice…)
"Hotohori… why do you have to be so mean to me?" Nuriko complained through his tears. These weren't just any womanly tears… they were MANLY tears! Doesn't that suit Nuriko's personality so well?
"Can you play a song for me on your flute Amiboshi?" Ritsu asked.
"Sure…" Amiboshi started to play his flute for the third time that night.
"Listen… if you don't stop playing that flute right this second I'll shove it up your…" Miboshi started but was cut off.
"I'M SORRY! I SHOULD HAVE NEVER ASKED YOU TO PLAY A SONG FOR ME! I'M NOT WORTH A SONG AND IF I WERE NEVER EVEN BORN THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN YOU IN TROUBLE WITH…" Ritsu wailed.
Just then Amiboshi's arm started to hurt. He put his flute down and looked at his arm. "It's from Suboshi!"
BROTHER! I SO DEARLY MISS YOU! THIS PLACE SUCKS!
Amiboshi decided to write back to him:
THIS PLACE ISN'T SO BAD… MIBOSHI IS STARTING TO –
"Are you writing about me?" Miboshi questioned. "NO!" Amiboshi answered quickly. Maybe a little too quickly for Miboshi's liking… "Let me see!" Miboshi screamed. Miboshi grabbed hold of Amiboshi's arm Suboshi had already written back, I KNOW! MIBOSHI IS A FREAKISH THUG! "So that's how it's going to be huh? Well let's see what Suboshi has to say about this!" Miboshi added with a freakish-thuggy laugh. .:. "What is wrong with your arm Suboshi?" Yuki questioned."Oh! It looks like we're going to have some fun tonight!" Nuriko said with glee.
"What are you talking about?" Yuki said with a questioning look.
Yuki and the others looked at the conversation that has already started on Suboshi's arm.
BROTHER! I SO DEARLY MISS YOU! THIS PLACE SUCKS!
THIS PLACE ISN'T SO BAD… MIBOSHI IS STARTING TO –
I KNOW! MIBOSHI IS A FREAKISH THUG!
"Miboshi is the creepy dude with 3 eyes right?" Yuki questioned.
"Yes…" Nuriko answered… he was reading the reply he had gotten from the other room.
I LOVE MIBOSHI! HE IS THE BEST THING THAT COULD'VE EVER HAPPENED TO ME!
Nuriko busted out with laughter.
C'MON MIBOSHI… DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT WE'D THINK THAT AMIBOSHI WROTE THAT?
The 4 people waited around patiently for a reply. Well actually… 3 people waited around for a reply while one person waited in pain.
"This is quite fun!" Yuki said.
"Hush! He's writing back!" Hotohori said.
AT LEAST I'M NOT A CROSS-DRESSER LIKE NURIKO RIGHT SUBOSHI? MAN… IT'S A GOOD THING NURIKO ISN'T READING THIS RIGHT NOW HUH SUBOSHI?
"Oh no he didn't!" Nuriko said with sudden ghettoness. Nuriko flipped Suboshi over on his back so he could write another message.
"Wait Nuriko… maybe he was only kidding! Did you really think that he meant that?" Hotohori said.
I just realized that I haven't had Momiji say anything recently… SORRY MOMIJI! We'll just pretend he went to the bathroom!
"Well if he didn't mean it then he shouldn't have said it! Now he should apologize!" Nuriko complained.
NURIKO IS AMAZING! TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW! AT LEAST I DON'T NEED A THIRD EYE TO SEE PROPERLY!
Nuriko looked lovingly at the message he had just wrote back to the other room. So what if he couldn't make Miboshi apologize… he had to just simply insult him back. This is Nuriko's philosophy:
If you are his friend I'll give you the shirt off of my back. But if you are my enemy and you tick me off… I'll tick you off right back but 10 times worse.
Miboshi tried to look at his third eye.
"Is it really horrifying?" Miboshi said pitifully.
Amiboshi looked up at him. "Yes… it really is." He managed to say between gasps for air. All of this message sending has really worn the poor guy out!
"Is that so? Well I'll just have to-" Miboshi started.
"I'M SO SORRY! IF IT WASN'T FOR ME THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THAT HIDEOUS THIRD EYE! IF YOU HADN'T HAVE MET ME THEN YOU MIGHT HAVE A NORMAL FACE!" Ritsu wailed.
"No Ritsu… Miboshi was always like that." Mitsukake explained.
Everyone looked around the room.
"Who said that?" Ritsu questioned.
"Over here! Jeez… what will it take for someone finally to notice me!" Mitsukake complained.
"I'M SORRY MITSUKAKE! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I FORGOT THAT YOU WERE HERE! I DON'T DESERVE TO BE WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU… I DON'T DESERVE-" Ritsu started. Actually, he eventually finished what he had to say but after a while everyone just tuned him out. I wasn't going to bore you with whatever Ritsu had to say so I'll just continue on with the story. Mitsukake seemed pretty loved after Ritsu's apologizing though…
Miboshi looked at the message he had received from the other room. He hadn't replied to it yet, because he couldn't think of a good enough comeback. During his thinking process he got another message.
WHAT? CAN'T YOU THINK OF SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME? OR ARE YOU TOO SCARED? YOU ARE SO PATHETIC.
Mitsukake feeling left out again walked over to where Amiboshi was huddled in a corner looking like a loser. "Can I talk to Hotohori now?" Mitsukake asked nicely.
"But… but… I haven't thought of a comeback yet! Nuriko has insulted me!" Miboshi said.
"Too bad. You've already had enough lines in this story… I want some too!" Mitsukake complained.
Miboshi backed off and went over to the other side of the room to try to see his hideous third eye.
HOTOHORI… ARE YOU THERE?
DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! HOTOHORI IS BUSY AT THE MOMENT… WELL NOT REALLY… IS THIS STILL MIBOSHI?
NO… THIS IS MITSUKAKE…
WHO?
MITSUKAKE!
I DON'T THINK I KNOW A MITSU- OH! YOU MEAN MITSUKAKE! OH HEY!
"I swear… someday I will be noticed! And when I am… I will laugh at you all! KAKAKAKAKAKAKA!" Mitsukake bellowed. No I'm just kidding… Mitsukake didn't KAKAKAKA… Tomo did! His laugh is so loud… everyone heard it.
"Umm… Mitsukake… you're thinking out loud." Amiboshi said fearfully.
"What? Oh… I was… I really need to learn about how often I think out loud." Mitsukake said a little embarrassed now.
"Uh… Hotohori Mitsukake wants to talk to you…" Nuriko said.
"Mitsukake? Who is Mitsukake?" Hotohori asked.
"You know… that guy who heals people…" Nuriko explained.
"No… I still don't know who you are talking about." Hotohori said, thinking really hard about this. C'mon Hotohori! You can do this!
"The guy that nobody notices but unfortunately is in the Suzaku seven?" Nuriko said lamely.
"Oh that guy? The one no one worth anything notices?" Hotohori said slowly.
UM… THIS IS KINDA URGENT. I MUST SPEAK TO HOTOHORI NOW!
Suboshi whimpered….
"Who's Hotohori?" Yuki asked dumbly. Hotohori glared at the rat.
"Only the best person EVER!" Nuriko said happily.
"Okay… but that doesn't help me in knowing who this dude is…" Yuki said.
"The emperor is no DUDE! You should be ashamed of yourself! Hotohori… ATTACK!" Nuriko commanded. But do you really think his majesty would listen to poor-lowly-cross dresser boy? YOU BET!
Hotohori drew his sword and killed Yuki… no I kid … I kid… Hotohori wouldn't do that. (HE BETTER NOT! YUKI IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER!)
"I am Hotohori! The most beautiful man on earth!" Hotohori said, pulling out a random hand mirror.
"OH! You're Hotohori! The dude who didn't want the sleeping bag… the one who was too good for a sleeping bag! And besides… I thought he was Hotohori." Yuki said while pointing to Nuriko.
"WHAT! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU THOUGHT THAT THAT THING WAS ME? I AM ASHAMED!" Hotohori said pulling out a sword. I kid… I kid… Hotohori didn't pull out his sword. Although I bet he wanted to… just wait Hotohori… you'll have your chance… just wait a few more chapters. (Foreshadowing)
"I am honored to be compared to someone as beautiful and special and-"
"Uh… Nuriko?"
"And majestic and wonderful-"
"You can stop now…."
"And amazing and-"
"Nuriko… stop now." Yuki cut in. Nuriko stopped instantly…. No one knows why. But Yuki felt like the president.
Hotohori listened to nothing and a bird crashed into the window. "Actually Nuriko… please continue."
"And stupendous and-"
"SHUT UP!" Yuki said. And he threw his pillow at Nuriko. Nuriko was shocked and appalled. Then he sniffed the pillow.
"What is that smell?" He asked. Yuki sweatdropped.
"It smells like…. Burnt soup and leeks." Hotohori said, wrinkling his nose in disgust. "Don't you agree Suboshi?"
"…" Suboshi was in too much pain to answer back.
"THIS IS GROSS!" Nuriko said, holding the pillow at arm's length in front of him and holding his nose.
"Um…" Yuki said, trying to think of an excuse. "My… uh…. Pet?" Yuki said, thinking of Tohru and his imaginary pet from earlier.
"You have a pet?" Nuriko exclaimed happily.
"Uh….. sorta…."
"What do you mean sorta? You only have half a pet?" Hotohori asked slowly, thinking of half a Shin hiding under Yuki's bed…. waiting to attack them all….
YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME AGAIN…. DIDN'T YOU?
"Who are you?" Hotohori asked dumbly.
"I HEARD THAT!" Mitsukake yelled from downstairs.
IS IT THAT IMPORTANT THAT I TALK TO YOU MITSUKAKE?
YES! VERY IMPORTANT!
Hotohori rolled his eyes.
"Don't… don't your majesty! It's a trap!" Nuriko wailed.
That's right Nuriko… now let us all take a second and picture Mitsukake turning inexplicably evil. Okay… I don't know about you… but this is boring. (Not the story… Mitsukake)
"Just talk to the poor guy!" Yuki complained.
"Mitsukake… a poor guy? That's funny…. He may be unexplainably boring but he's not poor…" Hotohori said.
ARE YOU GUYS STILL THERE? YOU FORGOT AGAIN DIDN'T YOU?
Hotohori finally decided to write back to poor Mitsukake!
WHAT IS IT MITSUKAKE? WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT?
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
YES…
ARE YOU SURE?
YES!…
POSITIVE?
MITSUKAKE! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?
WHAT'S SHAKIN'?
…WHAT?…
WHATCHA UP TO?
GO HOME…
NOBODY LIKES…
"THAT'S IT! GET OFF OF ME!" Amiboshi yelled. He looked up to see 3 people hovering over him… like vultures.
"There isn't any more room to write anymore…" Mitsukake started.
"Yes! My aching body has had ENOUGH! If you really want to talk to Hotohori… GO OVER TO HIM AND TALK TO HIM!" Amiboshi yelled, and with that Amiboshi stomped over to the couch and went to sleep.
"NOBODY LIKES WHAT? HE COULD AT LEAST FINISH HIS SENTENCE!" Hotohori said. This unfinished thought was obviously going to bug him ALL NIGHT! (Foreshadowing)
"Oh who cares… it's only Mitsukake." Nuriko said playfully throwing a pillow at Hotohori. The pillow missed Hotohori by like A MILE and landed on the moth-bally sleeping bag. Dust and mothballs flew EVERYWHERE making Hotohori sneeze 10 times.
"SOMEONE SHALL DIE FOR THAT!" Hotohori said bringing out his sword. He stabbed the cross dresser….. I kid… again… isn't this fun?
"Wait, don't be violent, it's not the answer!"
"Can we go to sleep?" Yuki said sleepily. (HAHA you get it? Sleep: sleepily… nevermind… y'all are so hard to joke with)
"I guess… I could never possibly get enough beauty sleep staying up so late!" Hotohori said thinking of how much more beautiful he would be in the morning.
"But first I have to…" Hotohori said as he threw a pillow at Nuriko's head. Nuriko giggled like a girl (go figure) and threw it back at Hotohori. Again this throw misses Hotohori by like A MILE and this time it hit the wall. When a normal person throws a pillow at the wall… it bounces off. (You just tried it didn't you?) But when Nuriko does it…
"MY HOUSE!" Shigure wailed.
"You're right…" Nuriko started, "It's time for bed! Goodnight everyone!"
Nuriko ran over to the light, turned it off and got into bed, leaving Yuki staring at the gaping hole in Shigure's wall.
"What was that?" Amiboshi asked.
"Maybe we should just leave it until tomorrow…" Miboshi replied.
"He never answered me…," Mitsukake said to himself.
"Just get over it!" Amiboshi said.
"I'M SO SORRY!" Ritsu wailed.
"For what now?" Mitsukake asked.
"I…I… I really don't know… I'm just do used to saying sorry for everything I thought this might be an appropriate time to apologize." Ritsu explained.
"Is it me or is this whole thing making me feel more stupid by the second?" Miboshi asked. Amiboshi shrugged his shoulders, turned off the lights, and everyone went to sleep.
(MEANWHILE IN KYO'S ROOM!)
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?" Kyo shouted for all of Japan to hear.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS?" Tasuki replied, just as loud.
"Can you two cool it?" Tamahome said, a little fed up.
"Can you shut up? Shin is trying to sleep! KAKAKA!" Tomo bellowed.
"You sound like a crow!" Hiro said.
"WHAT? You see? This is why my best friend is a clam… he doesn't insult me!" Tomo mumbled to himself.
"What was that bird boy?" Hiro asked.
"Nothing… but Shin is trying to sleep." Tomo said.
"Well I'll be quiet…" Tasuki lied, reaching for his tessen.
"Yeah… okay." Tamahome said sarcastically.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Tasuki said pulling out his tessen.
"Wh-What are you planning on doing with that?" Tamahome said as he hid behind Hiro.
"Hey! Get away from me!" Hiro said as he shoved Tamahome out from behind him. Who was he anyway, Hiro was supposed to be the kid!
"Tasuki…. Now let's think about this! Let's not act on impulse or anything!" Tamahome said trying to get out of reach of Tasuki and his fan.
"REKKA SHINEN!" Tasuki yelled and sent flames soaring at Tamahome.
"Knock it off jerk!" Tamahome said as he was burned to a crisp.
"You're going to burn down my room!" Kyo yelled, already fed up with his 'twin.'
Kyo: Why must you keep saying that I am that pyromaniac's twin! I AM NOT HIS TWIN!
Tasuki: Yeah! I look better with orange hair than he does anyway!
Kyo: what the hell is that supposed to mean!
Tasuki: what do you think it means?
Me: KNOCK IT OFF! YOU"RE RUINING THE STORY! runs off crying
Tasuki: now look at what you have done!
Kyo: ME? IT WAS YOU!
Me: sobs
Anyway… back to the story…
Hiro rolled his eyes at the constant bickering that lingered in this room.
"Poor Shin." Tomo said stroking his clam.
"SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR DAMN CLAM!" Tasuki and Kyo yelled at the same time.
"Why must you keep being mean to be and my clam?" Tomo asked.
"This is pathetic." Hiro said.
"I can't believe that I got stuck in this room with you blockheads." Kyo said.
"You can just leave if you want, no one is stopping you." Hiro commented. Wait… wasn't Hiro supposed to be on his side?
"Fine I will!" Kyo got up and walked over to the door, "Wait a second… this is my room! Y'all should get out!" Kyo said.
But when Kyo opened the door there was another person standing on the other side, ready to pound the door in.
"Who are you again?" Kyo asked.
"NAKAGO! Please tell me that you came up here to rescue me and Shin from this insanity!" Tomo pleaded.
"Not…another…word." Nakago threatened, raising his hand and preparing to fire off a life-force blast.
"Ah… chill out would ya? We were just messing around." Tasuki said.
"Well… if I hear another word from any of you… it'll be the last thing you do." (dun dun DUN!)
"Anything for you, Nakago!" Tomo said, bowing at his feet. Tasuki took the opportunity to go and snatch Shin from the lacy pillow Tomo was keeping him on.
Kyo slammed the door in Nakago's face and returned to his sleeping bag. Tomo looked over at where Shin sat no more than 5 minutes ago, "Shin… SHIN! OH MY PRECIOUS SHIN! WHERE WOULD YOU HAVE GONE! I SWEAR I WILL AVENGE YOU!"
"Hey… if you take some of your face make-up off, then I'll tell you where Shin is." Tasuki offered.
"Never! I can't do that-" Tomo said.
"Well I can tell you where he is anyway… if you want."
"PLEASE! JUST LET SHIN BE OKAY!" Tomo begged.
"He is somewhere outside." Tasuki threw Shin out of the open window.
Bubbles hits slow motion button
"SSSSSSSHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (In regular speed… this is what Tomo would've normally said "Shin! No!") Tomo's voice gets deeper as he continues to continue to accentuate the 'O'. Tomo ran slowly for the open window (don't forget… we are still in slow motion people!) and he jumped out of it, in search for his missing clam.
Goldfish stops slow motion
"Now that's one problem solved!" Tamahome chuckled as he turned over to try to get to sleep. Hiro, Kyo, and Tasuki stood motionless at the window.
"Dude… he jumped." Kyo commented.
"I didn't think he'd actually go after it." Hiro added.
"Well… he did name it… what did you expect?" Tasuki said moving away from the window. He turned off the lights and went to sleep on the first sleeping bag he saw.
"Um… Tasuki?" someone's voice called out.
"Yeah?"
"You're cutting off my circulation." Tamahome said because Tasuki had lain down on top of Tamahome is his attempt to find his own sleeping bag.
"Sorry Tama… I didn't see you there!"
"SHUT UP!" Kyo yelled.
"One more WORD!" came the voice of Nakago from Shigure's room. Everyone turned over and went to sleep as fast as they could.
(Tohru's room!)
"Can you pass the nachos?" Miaka asked, rubbing her empty stomach. Tohru and the rest of the girls sweatdropped.
"Didn't we just eat a little while ago?" Kagura asked.
"Don't even get started on her food fetish. Just pass her the nachos before she goes lethal on you." Yui explained. Tohru passed her the nachos, with a smile on her face. Kisa let a yawn escape her mouth as she cuddled up next to Tohru.
"Maybe we should get some sleep." Kagura suggested.
"But it's not even 11:00 yet!" Miaka complained, with a mouth-full of nachos.
"But Kisa is tired, and we might keep her up!"
"Whatever… Miaka I think I liked our sleepovers better, we actually got to stay up and do whatever we wanted!" Yui said only loud enough for Miaka to hear. Soi was already passed out on Tohru's bed. She insisted that she got to sleep on it because she needed her beauty sleep for when she saw Nakago the next morning. (But seriously… who would get all dressed up just to see Nakago? C'mon now people!)
Tohru turned off the lights and whispered a soft goodnight to everyone in the room.
(In the Kitchen)
"Why do we have to sleep in the kitchen?" Haru asked to no one in particular.
"Because all the other rooms were taken up." Chiriko answered.
"They didn't even give us blankets either!" Haru complained.
"We can use my kesa, no da."
"Can that fit all of us?" Haru asked as Chichiri slid his kesa off to use as a blanket.
"Probably not… but you can use some dish towels if there isn't enough room for you!" Chiriko said.
"Dish towels? Dish towels? I'll show you dish towels!" Chichiri sensed that his aura had changed.
"Chiriko! Watch out no da!" Chichiri said as he shielded the 13-year-old super genius. THE ULTIMATE POWER OF BLACK HARU HAS BEEN RELEASED!
"FEAR ME!" Black Haru yelled. He went after the poor monk and his sidekick. Arms were flailing everywhere, dishes crashing, walls having holes put into them. Shigure's house senses were tingling
"What is wrong with you?" Chiriko asked as he was being taken away from the insane person that was now taking over the kitchen. Haru watched as the two scared seishi scampered out of Shigure's kitchen. Haru chuckled to himself, "Suckers." Haru picked up the forgotten kesa and wrapped it around himself and quickly fell asleep.
Chichiri ran into the nearest free room and closed the door behind him.
"That was close no da." Chichiri commented as he turned on the light.
"Chichiri?" Chiriko asked.
"What is it no da?"
"I FEEL SICK!"
"WHAT?"
"I don't feel so good."
"Um…" Chichiri's gaze fell upon a strange looking seat with an opening in the middle. Inside the seat contained a small amount of water. What the heck is this no da?
"CHICHIRI!" Chiriko said, hunching over.
"Hold on… I'll think of something! I know! I'll get Mitsukake! Wait… what is that smell?" Chichiri asked as he held his breath. Chiriko blushed, "Sorry Chichiri." (In case y'all didn't get that… Chiriko 'passed gas')
"I feel a lot better!" Chiriko said happily as he disregarded that foul smell that now encased them both.
"That's always good." Chichiri said. Chiriko curled up inside the bathtub and fell asleep.
"Great… that jerk from the kitchen has my kesa!" Chichiri, knowing better than to disturb the horrible monster in the kitchen fell asleep on the cold bathroom floor.
(In Shigure's room)
"Ah.. isn't this just fantastic Ha'ri? The three of us, together again!" Shigure said merrily (as he always does) as he wrapped his arms around Ayame and Hatori.
"Of course it is!" Ayame agreed. Hatori just sat there, waiting for this night to be over.
"Do you always have to put up with these idiots?" Nakago asked Akito.
"Yes, unfortunately." Akito mused as his bird flew over to him and perched on his finger.
"Get that bird away from me!" Nakago screamed like a little girl.
"Is my bird frightening you?" Akito asked, happy to have found another soul to torture.
"No! Why would a stupid little canary scare me?" Akito moved the bird closer to Nakago's face.
"GET IT AWAY FROM ME!" Nakago screeched. The Mabudachi trio sweatdropped. They had never known for someone to be more afraid of Akito's bird than Akito himself. But guess what guys… there is a first time for everything I suppose!
"I see." Akito said putting the bird back into his cage.
"Let's play a game!" Ayame suggested.
"That's a great idea Aya! What do you suggest?" Shigure asked.
"There will be no game playing while I am awake, is that understood?" Nakago stated.
"For why?" Shigure asked. (Tee-hee.. For why… does that make sense to anyone?)
"Because I don't think that I can handle being in this room with you three if you don't keep quiet!" Nakago said.
"Three? How do you get three? You cannot be counting me in that count, could you?" Hatori asked.
"Of course he is Ha'ri! We wouldn't be the Mabudachi trio without you!" Shigure sang.
"ENOUGH!" Akito and Nakago said at the same time.
"You know what? You're not half bad!" Akito said, a sly smile sweeping across his face.
"You don't say?" Nakago replied.
"I could get used to you." Akito said.
"But what about those three?" Nakago said, gesturing towards Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori.
"They mustn't know anything…" Akito said.
"You three… go to sleep. Immediately!" Nakago commanded.
"But we're not tired." Ayame whined.
"Yes you are." Akito said.
"Please let us stay up!" Shigure whined also. Man… these men are acting like little girls at a slumber party… wait.. did I just call Shigure and Ayame MEN? Wow… I need to broaden my vocabulary a little bit.
"GO TO SLEEP!" Nakago commanded raising his hand.
"What is that for again?" Shigure asked. Nakago fired a life-force blast straight at Shigure, and (having slow reflexes) got a direct hit.
"Oh yeah… that's what that did." Hatori let out a chuckle.
"Now… go to sleep." Nakago instructed. Hatori rolled over emotionlessly to get some sleep. How could he be friends with such idiots? Shigure finally laid down and tried to go to sleep quickly. Ayame reluctantly followed.
"You were saying?" Nakago said to Akito.
"I think you can be of great use to me." Akito said.
"We need to think of a plan…" Nakago was cut off.
"Excuse me… but may I please have a glass of-" Shigure said meekly and he sat up.
"NO!" Akito and Nakago said at the same time.
"Yeah… I didn't think so." Shigure laid back down and went to sleep next to his two best friends.
"These people are going to cause us some serious trouble." Nakago commented.
"Nevermind them… they will soon be begging us for mercy at out feet. Just give it time. I have already come up with a plan that will destroy all the Sohmas." Akito said pulling out a random blue print from his random pocket in the kimono he was wearing.
"What is that?" Nakago asked.
"My diabolical plan of course." Akito said, feeling proud of himself for using such a big word. WAY TO GO AKITO! WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS!
"Well.. open it up!" Akito unrolled the piece of paper. Nakago was excited until he saw what Akito's plan consisted.
"This is your plan?" Nakago asked.
"Uh-huh! Isn't it brilliant?" Akito beamed.
"Uh…" Nakago stared at the scheme that Akito had come up with. On the page was a bunch of stick people running in all different directions. 13 of the 15 people were dressed up in animal costumes. The largest stick person held an enormous hammer and looked as if he were about to crush them all. Then there was one stick person, all alone on the other side of the page who was crying.
"What do you think?" Akito asked.
"It's… ah…" Nakago was searching for words.
"The one with the hammer is me!" Akito said happily as he pointed to the biggest stick person on the page.
"I see… but why is everyone dressed up as… animals?"
"Nevermind that… so are you in or are you out?" Akito asked.
"I think," Nakago said before he ripped up the plans, which brought a tear to Aktio's eyes, "that we can do A LOT better." Akito's frown turned into a smile.
"Really?"
"Of course… just let me handle this."
"Okay."
"I have just one more thing to ask of you."
"Anything."
"Keep that bird away from me… is that understood?"
"Fine." Akito smirked.
"Now… on to business."
"Do I still get to use a hammer?" Akito asked. Nakago shook his head and started to tell Akito their "New Diabolical Plan". Man… was this going to be good.
A/N: well there it is! Re-written chapter 3! I hope it's good… we wrote this under 2 hours… so I hope it's okay! Please R&R! We love you all!
Goldfish078 and Bubbles078 xoxox
