Finally! Chapter four is done! dances We hope it's worth waiting for! And this chapter was done completely from scratch… unlike last time…
Bubbles: must we put the stupid disclaimer? Everyone knows that we don't own Fruits Basket or Fushigi Yuugi…
Goldfish: yes… so here is the stupid disclaimer: We don't own Fruits Basket or Fushigi Yuugi…
Bubbles: that is going to get old one of these days…
Chapter 4: In Which... School Happens... (1st period anyway...)
Nakago woke up in the middle of the night to find Akito weeping openly over his not-so-brilliant plan to destroy his family.
"What is wrong with you, man?" Nakago asked Akito as he looked over to Akito.
"I thought this was an AMAZING plan until you decided to trample it... TRAMPLE!" Akito rolled up his 'brilliant' plan and stuffed it back into his kimono. Nakago slapped Akito upside his head, which sent Akito across the room.
"Oh, right... I'm sorry about that." Nakago said, not really meaning it, "We need to get out of here." Nakago looked over to Shigure and Ayame who were huddled together, leaving Hatori left alone... POOR HATORI! WE'LL COMFORT YOU!
"Don't leave me!" Shigure wailed in his sleep, flailing his arms around like a mad man.
"I will never leave you!" Ayame called out having a completely different dream.
Shigure's dream
Once upon a time there was a cute little Japanese-style cottage, nestled deep within the woods. Surrounded by pretty flowers and cute little animals. But the only problem with that was... POOR GURE-SAN IS ALLERGIC TO ANIMALS! ...which kind of puts a damper on the whole family get together thing... (...but back to the dream) One fateful day Shigure woke up to find all of the animals attacking his humble abode!
"MY HOUSE! WHY ANIMALS? WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME!" A random moose walks up to Shigure, causing him to sneeze of course, and said, "We never liked you anyway. Oh and by the way... THERE AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH!"
"Does that mean that the valley is too low?"
"No... but there is a wide river..."
"But... the song is completely wrong then! They should not be singing about this stuff if the river is too wide..." (A/N: umm.. Yeah... we're listening to 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough' right now... And it just seemed to fit this random dream)
"Why am I even talking to you? I'm allergic to you! Achoo EXTREMELY ALLERGIC!" Shigure said, finally coming to his senses.
"Do you like that sofa over there?" The moose motioned over to Shigure's sofa. (Does Shigure even have a sofa? When you send in your reviews.. .LET US KNOW! WE NEED TO KNOW! IT'S DRIVING US CRAZY!)
"Why... yes... It's my favorite... it was handed down through my family through generations!" Shigure said, beaming.
"Oh..." the moose walked over to his highly valued sofa and began to pee.
"AHH! MY SOFA!" Shigure said, positioning himself in front of the stream of pee. Tee-hee.. Shigure is getting peed on my by a moose! lol Now that's funny...
"Ah.. I've completely destroyed your sofa... and your clothes!" the moose said, while walking away. He didn't forget to kick Shigure's manuscript for Mii, who was coming over that next day to pick it up. A group of random girls walked randomly out of the forest and started to walk over to Gure-san's house.
"Hey ladies!" Shigure said as he tried to look suave.
"Ew... what is that awful smell?" The first girl asked.
"Is that... MOOSE PEE?" the second girl asked.
"HOW DO YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THAT?" Shigure wailed.
"Let's go." The last girl said, starting to walk away.
This isn't a dream... this is a NIGHTMARE!
"Don't leave me!" Shigure wailed... which brings us back to reality... where Shigure is NOT covered in Moose pee.
"Whutta freak." Nakago commented, "What about that one over there?" Nakago added, pointing to Aya.
Aya's dream
Aya was looking at his half-robotic brother, Yuki. (Now don't be afraid people... this dream takes place about 20,000 years into the future... random number)
"So Yuki... isn't this great? We are spending so much time together!" Aya said.
"YES...IT...IS...GREAT." Yuki replied in his robotic voice...which Aya probably programmed him to say anyway.
"I knew you loved me all along dear brother." Aya beamed.
"YES...YOU...ARE...RIGHT... I ... HAVE... ALWAYS...LOVED...YOU...I...LOVE...HAVING...AN...AMAZING...OLDER...BROTHER...LIKE...YOU." (That was a pain to type)
"Yuki? Is that true?"
"OF...COURSE..." Yuki said, before slipping off the random cliff that decided to appear out of no where... but since I decided to put it there... it can't be too random...
"YUKI! I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU!"
Nakago shuddered at the snake's random outburst. "I can't stand to be with them for one more second."
"Gather up my newly found minions and let's get out of here…" Akito, said to Nakago.
"Your minions?" Nakago couldn't help but chuckle at this scrawny man's remark. Since when did Nakago and the other Seiryu seishi become Akito's minions?
"Yes… you all will serve me and… hey!" Akito said as Nakago's hand came down on his head… hard.
"What was that for?" Akito said, rubbing his head.
"Never… talk to me and my minions like that… they are MY MINIONS!" Nakago said, sounding offended.
"Why can't I have minions?" Akito whined.
"Because… no one seems to like you… besides your scary little bird…" Nakago shuddered.
"Fine… they are your minions… only on one condition." Akito said leaning forward a little towards Nakago.
"Talk to me." Nakago said, leaning in too.
"You'll consider letting me use that big hammer to destroy all of the Sohma's!" Akito said letting an evil laugh escape from his mouth.
"No."
"What?"
"No hammer."
"WHY NOT!"
"Because it's totally lame. Now help me wake up my (He put emphasis on the word my) minions." Nakago got up and walked out of the room to wake up his fellow Seiryu seishi.
"Fine… but when your plan fails… I'll be waiting with my DIABOLICAL PLAN! I WILL NOT LET MY HAMMER BE FORGOTTEN!" Akito roared before he got up calmly and followed Nakago out of the room.
The next morning
"What are we going to do about them when the kids go to school?" Hatori asked Shigure while drinking his scalding hot coffee. Seriously… how anyone can drink that stuff is crazy… but then again… this is the doctor that likes to smoke. Now what kind of doctor is he? Isn't he supposed to be promoting the whole 'healthy body' thing? ARGH! Anyway… back to the story…
"They just have to go to school with them." Shigure responded.
"No way in hell am I going to spend the day with that… fang-boy who stole my look!" Kyo complained as he overheard their conversation, "Why can't they just stay here with you?"
"Oh… because, dear Kyo, I have this manuscript due today and Mii is coming over to pick it up."
"So?"
"Well… I have to completely re-due it on the account of some moose kicked it and completely messed it up." Hatori spat back the coffee that was in his mouth.
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Kyo asked.
"A Moose?" Hatori added.
"He PEED on my sofa!"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" Kyo snapped, obviously sick of this conversation already.
"Just take them to school with you…" Hatori started.
"I'm sure that everything will be okay…" Shigure said, giving Kyo a reassuring grin.
At school
"AHH!" Tasuki jumped at the sudden bell that rang throughout the hallways.
"Calm down would ya?" Kyo snapped while he shut his locker on Nuriko's hair… fortunately… Nuriko hadn't noticed yet, for he was getting compliments from all of he guys that went to this school.
"Why do I have to be so dangerously good looking?" Nuriko asked to whomever was listening… which was NO ONE!
"Are those things real?" Some random boy asked Tasuki, poking his fangs with his finger. Tasuki shoved the boy away from him, he didn't want someone's nasty fingers all in his mouth… ew… gross.
"Of course they're real!" Tasuki said defensively. He spat at the ground to try to get rid of some of the taste in his mouth. Stupid kid…
"It looks like you've made a new friend." Tamahome commented, very entertained by the look on Tasuki's face.
"Ah shut up!"
"No… this is very entertaining!"
"I'm warning you… REKKA-" Tasuki began to laugh… was someone… tickling him?
"Ha ha! I got you!" Momiji said, in between giggles.
"Knock it off kid… this ain't funny…" Tasuki couldn't control his laughter… soon he was on the floor, roaring with it… so much for them not being noticed.
Back at Shigure's House
Hatori looked over at Mitsukake, who was still sitting at the table.
"Why are you still here?"
"What do you mean?" Mitsukake asked.
"Weren't you supposed to leave with your friends?"
"THEY LEFT? Oh snap… they forgot me again, didn't they?" Mitsukake said in his monotone voice.
Hatori leaned over to Shigure to whisper something in his ear, "Great… now we are stuck with the most boringist person in the world!" Shigure and Hatori looked over to Mitsukake to find him in an all-out battle against the salt shaker… but did you want to know the worst part? The salt shaker was winning… by a lot.
Back at school
Nuriko was currently beating up Kyo in the men's bathroom for closing his hair in the locker. Every once in a while you could hear Kyo's death scream coming from one of the stalls… but no one dared to go in there and save him from the wrath of Nuriko. I don't blame them though… I'd be scared too!
Tasuki had already beaten up 25 kids who had dared to make fun of his fangs. Teachers were scouring the school in a desperate attempt to find him.
"We probably should get to class now." Yuki suggested as he watched a kid get beat up on by Tamahome.
"Class?" Chiriko's ears perked up.
"Well… it's only swim class but-" Tohru said.
"Sw-swim class?" Tasuki managed to stammer out.
"Yeah… it's no big deal… we're only in the pool for 45 minutes!" Tohru said with a smile.
"Yeah Tasuki… get a grip… I mean it's only swim class!" Tamahome mocked, he was now finished beating up the kid.
"Oh yeah… no problem…" Tasuki began to have beads of sweat form on his forehead. Out of all the classes… SWIMMING? We still love you Tasuki!
"This is going to be interesting…" Nuriko muttered to himself.
"You can't expect me to get wet can you?" Hotohori said in his most emperor-like voice.
"I will swim double just so you can not swim, my love." Nuriko offered.
"On second thought… I think I'd rather take the class."
"Wait, we don't have any swimsuits!" Miaka said.
"What's a swimsuit?" The seishi all asked at once. All the present day people sweatdropped.
"They're like…. Things you wear in the water…" Tohru said helpfully. She didn't really know how to explain what a swimsuit was… it was hard. How do you describe a swimsuit?
At the pool
"How are we planning on getting 7 extra people into the pool?" Yuki asked Kyo and Tohru.
"Maybe we can stick paper bags over their heads and maybe our teacher won't notice!" Tohru suggested. Yuki and Kyo sweatdropped. Tohru just stood there with a smile on her face, thinking that she had an amazing idea… um…yeah. Not to brilliant.
"Let's go get ready." Miaka said while following Tohru into the locker rooms. Nuriko took it upon him/her self to follow after them.
"NURIKO! What do you think you're doing!" Miaka exclaimed.
"I am a girl too!" Nuriko wailed. Tamahome and Tasuki dragged Nuriko away from the girls and brought him into the boys locker room… Nuriko complaining all the way…
Girls locker room
"Here, Miaka. You can have my extra bathing suit…" Tohru said as she pulled out an extra suit… it was neon pink and yellow… not cool. Ew. Miaka looked at the suit Tohru was going to wear. Hers was black, red, and gold. THE COLORS OF SUZAKU! Now wouldn't we think that Miaka should have this suit? Nope.
"What can't I have that suit?" Miaka asked, holding the one Tohru gave to her by her thumb and forefinger.
"Because this is mine!"
"But I am the priestess of Suzaku!"
"Right… whatever you say." Tohru said. The other girls in the locker room were starting to take notice of the random new girl that was fighting over a swimsuit. Now that would make you look snotty… haha… now people see a new side Miaka!
"Who is that?" the girls were starting to whisper to each other. Tohru noticed that she had forgotten to put a bag over Miaka's head.
"Here! Put this on!" Tohru said throwing a bag over Miaka's head.
"Hey!" Miaka said. The girls quickly stopped talking about Miaka… Tohru's plan had worked!
"Do I seriously have to wear this?" Miaka said taking off her bag.
"AH! She appeared out of no where!" The girls exclaimed, running for cover. Miaka had frightened the poor girls… AH!
"Put that back on!" Tohru said
"Why, it'll ruin my complexion!" Miaka screeched.
"Since when do you care?" Tohru asked. How would Tohru know if she cared or not! She just met her yesterday!
"What's her name again? Maka, Miroka?" one of the random girls asked.
"Miaka…." Miaka grumbled under her breath. She looked down at herself wearing the hideous neon pink and yellow bathing suit. (A/N: we don't know HOW it got on her, it just did…..)
"I'm sorry Suzaku…." Miaka said before she noticed the two daisies on her butt! "WHAT KIND OF BATHING SUIT IS THIS!" Miaka yelled. (This is the bathing suit Shigure gave Tohru…. That she never wore….. wonder why….)
Boy's Locker Room
"Y'all can just take a suit out of the lost and found." Kyo motioned over to the box with forgotten belongings. The things people had gotten for Christmas from their Aunts that were better off being in the box… then letting the world endure the horrors they can bring.
"There is no way I am wearing that!" Tasuki said, holding up a pair of trunks that was 2 sizes to big.
"Just put it on!" Kyo ordered. Why do these people have to be so stubborn! Nuriko held up a pair of trunks that had flowers all over them.
"I've found the one I want to wear!" Nuriko exclaimed. Everyone in the locker room sweatdropped.
"I thought that you didn't want to be gay anymore…" Tamahome commented. The other boys in the locker room quickly put on their swimsuits and ran out to the pool. No way were they going to be in the same room changing with a gay guy.
"Does the fact that I like little flowers make me gay?" Nuriko asked, looking at himself in the mirror with his trunks on, "I think they look fantastic!"
"Whatever you say." Yuki said shutting his locker. He had on regular black trunks… but they still are amazing!
"You really can't expect me to wear this…" Hotohori said. "It's totally barbaric." And compared to what Hotohori was previously wearing… he was absolutely right. His trunks that he had picked out were powder blue with the words "Stud" plastered across his butt.
"What kind of person wears these anyway?" Hotohori asked, but yet afraid of the answer.
"What exactly am I supposed to wear no da?" Chichiri asked, finally making his appearance!
"Where exactly have you been?" Tamahome asked, while looking over a pair of shorts that were lime green.
"I think my kasa messed up again no da…"
"Where were you?" Chiriko asked, appearing out of no where.
"Where did you come from?" Kyo asked.
"Seriously… do I really need to explain this? Listen when my parents fell in love they decided to-"
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!" Kyo said, afraid of what was going to come out of his mouth.
"I tried to use my kasa again, and I definitely ended up in the wrong place. Someplace that was called Ironland no da…" (A/N… Chichiri was sent to Ireland)
"I made friends with a few leprechauns while I was there… whatever the heck they are no da."
"You made friends with a leprechaun? You do know that they don't exist right?" Yuki said.
"…they don't, no da?" Chichiri asked, looking at what the emperor was wearing… what the heck is that no da? Chichiri thought to himself.
"No." Kyo mocked.
"Then I won't find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow no da?"
"Nope…" Yuki answered.
"Would you knock it off with the 'no da'? It's really starting to get on my nerves!" Kyo screamed.
"No no da." Chichiri answered, happy to have found a way to irritate Tasuki's twin.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!"
"NO DA! NO DA! NO DA! NO DA!"
"I'm leaving." Kyo said as he walked out to he pool. No way was a man in a mask going to bother him.
"What are you wearing no da?" Chichiri asked Hotohori.
"I have no idea… but they seem to like riding up my butt… they are extremely uncomfortable and I do not wish to wear them any longer!"
"If you don't want to wear those then I guess you can put these on instead." Yuki suggested, holding up a pair of Speedo's. They looked extremely tight and no way was it going to fit his majesty.
"These are fine…" Hotohori started, "Why Suzaku? Why must you put my through so much torture?" he added under his breath, and followed Kyo out to the pool.
"Are there any more for me?" Chiriko asked, clearly excited. Yuki sweatdropped and said, "Whatever is left in that box over there, you can have." Yuki left the locker room to go out to he pool.
"How are these things supposed to stay up?" Tasuki grumbled, each time his trunks began to slide down a little bit. HOTTNESS!
"I guess we could tie something around it, to keep it up no da." Chichiri said after choosing a pair of green trunks, in honor of his friends back in Ironland. tee-hee After looking around for a little bit, Tasuki came up with an idea.
"Hey, Chiri?"
"Yes Tasuki no da?"
"May I borrow your kesa for a second?"
"What did you need it for no da?"
"Just a second." Tasuki gave Chichiri a reassuring smile, and Chichiri handed the kesa over to our beloved Tasuki.
"Thanks man."
"No problem no da!" Tasuki tied Chichiri's kesa around his waist to secure his trunks.
"Hey! You can't use it for that no da!" Chichiri said, trying to get his kesa back… but it was too late. Tasuki had claimed Chichiri's kesa… FOR NOW!
"Chichiri… you really are a great friend." And with that, he left the locker room.
"Do you think this would work?" Chiriko asked Chichiri, holding up a pair of trunks that had rubber duckies on it… aww… Chiriko is wearing Rubber duckies!
Tamahome walked out of the bathroom (We'll pretend he was in there… but in reality… I forgot about him! Oh no… it's just like Mitsukake… but we'll get to him in a minute)
"You guys look ridiculous!" Tamahome said, while his sides hurt from laughter. Yeah… you laugh all you want Tamahome… you just wait until you see what you get to wear!
"You have to wear one too no da!"
"What are you talking about?"
"I've picked one out for you no da." Chichiri held a pair of trunks that he had hidden behind his back, revealing them to Tamahome… who stopped laughing.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tamahome fell to his knees… this was going to be embarrassing…
Back at Shigure's House
"Do you think he'll ever stop?" Hatori asked, transfixed by Mitsukake's stupidity.
"Probably not… it's quite sad actually…" Shigure replied. And it was… Mitsukake was now strangling the poor, defenseless salt shaker.
"HA! I got you know! There is nothing you can do about it!" Mitsukake roared. How pathetic…
"What is he doing?" Aya asked, as he entered the kitchen.
"We have no idea… but we think that the salt shaker is winning though." Shigure replied.
"IS NOT! I AM WINNING! I WILL NOT LOOSE TO SOMETHING THAT IS SMALLER THAN ME!" Mitsukake roared. Which if you think about it… most of the things in the world are smaller than he is… now isn't that an understatement?
"Don't you think we should help him?" Hatori asked.
"No… this is too entertaining!" Shigure said with a chuckle. And it was… seeing a grown man (?) having an all-out battle with a salt shaker could be quite the site to see… I'll be selling tickets to the next match! (Although I doubt that after this Mitsukake will ever even touch a salt shaker again… but that's up to him)
School
"Are you sure that it's sanitary?" Chiriko asked when he emerged from the locker room.
"I have no idea… I think the rivers back in Konan are cleaner than this no da." Chichiri answered as he let the locker room door close behind him.
"Tamahome… aren't you going to come out?" Chiriko asked.
"Never."
"Why not no da?" Chichiri asked, but he already knew the answer.
"Because this is ridiculous! Miaka can't see me like this!"
"Don't make me come in there and get you no da."
"I'd like to see you try."
"Is that a challenge no da?" Chichiri walked into the locker room to drag Tamahome out. If he had to do this… then he was going to drag everybody down with him.
"I ain't getting in there!" Tasuki said as he pulled his toe out from the water.
"C'mon Tasuki! It's not that bad!" Nuriko said, splashing in the water. Gay-o-meter rises
"Well for us mountain critters, it's TERRIBLE!"
"C'mon ya wimp! It's only water!" Nuriko urged as he got out of the water, an evil glint in his eye.
"What is that look for? Nuriko… don't…please… think about humanity!" Tasuki said as he retreated into a corner, assuming the fetal position. What a baby… so anyway… Nuriko hoisted a whimpering seishi above his head and threw him into the pool.
"NURIKO! YOU JERK!" Tasuki yelled as his head emerged from the water.
"What was that Tasuki, dear?" Nuriko said, completely ignoring Tasuki's cry for help. Nuriko did a cannon ball into the water, sending water straight at Tasuki's face.
"Knock it off jerk!"
"Tamahome… you need to come out no da!" Chichiri said as he tried to get him out of the locker room.
"Did you see what I am wearing? I'll never be able to face Miaka again!" Chichiri looked down at Tamahome's swimsuit. He was right though… it was kinda embarrassing for him to be in front of Miaka with that suit on… his trunks were pink with thousands of little yellow polka dots on them. Chichiri tried to hold back his laugh but couldn't help it.
"AHAHAHAHHAHA!" Chichiri belted out. Soon, he became too weak to even try to move Tamahome out of the locker room. His sides were aching with laughter.
"Have you gone mad, Chichiri? Look at yourself… you look like a loon or something." Chichiri was leaning against a wall for support and his head was tilted all the way back… man was this stuff funny…
"Say cheese!" Chichiri said, as he pulled out a random camera. Snap…flash… a picture was taken. Did I forget to mention that this would be great for blackmailing too?
"What was that for?" Tamahome said, as he rubbed his eyes, trying to get those pesty little white dots away form his eyes.
"Nothing… " Chichiri took his chance… he knew that Tamahome was vulnerable right now… HE MUST GET HIM OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM! doesn't that sound like something you'll hear from an action movie? It's great!
Chichiri ran towards Tamahome and grabbed his at the waist and threw him over his shoulder.
"PUT ME DOWN YOU MONK!" Tamahome said as he punched Chichiri's back in a meaningless effort to get away.
"Stud?" Chiriko asked Hotohori when he saw what was plastered across his emperor's butt.
"…"
"It's a nice color too… it really makes a great contrast to your eyes!" Chiriko added, acting like he knows ALL about fashion.
"Do you really think so?" Hotohori asked.
"Certainly!" Hotohori began to sparkle at the compliment.
"Hey… do you know where Tamahome is?" Miaka asked Tohru.
"No… sorry."
"HEY MIAKA!" Miaka turned around to see Chichiri walking out of the locker room with a seishi across his shoulder. Miaka sweatdropped… What was Tamahome wearing… what was she wearing?
Tasuki began to laugh uncontrollably. In fact… he was laughing so hard he almost forgot he was in water… until he began to sink.
"What's so funny, huh Pyro Boy?" Tamahome shouted across the pool.
"Nothing… you just look completely ridiculous!" Tasuki said as his head began to disappear below the surface.
"Well at least I know how to swim!" Tasuki was now completely submerged.
"What was that?" Tasuki asked, re-surfacing.
"You heard me!"
"Fine… we'll just see who's laughing now!" Tasuki climbed out of the pool and walked over to Tamahome.
"You're just going to have to wait a second." Tasuki brushed by him, and walked into the locker room. Tamahome had NO IDEA what was going on… was this some new way of intimidating him? Wow… I think I can be more intimidating than that!
"REKKA SHINEN!" Tasuki yelled as he re-appeared. Tamahome made an attempt to dodge it… and he normally would have been able to.. if I did not hit the slow motion button! MUHAHAHAH!
Bubbles hits slow motion button
Tamahome knew he could not get out of the way in time. There was no escaping: It. not the scary clown… the fire… duh… wouldn't it be completely random if I had that weirdo clown walk out into the pool? Tasuki's flame had made a direct hit with Tamahome.
Goldfish stops slow motion
Tamahome: Hey you!
Bubbles: me?
Tamahome: yeah you… why did you go and have to hit the slow motion button?
Bubbles: uh… evil grin
Tamahome: you jerk! I'll get you! Tamahome start to beat Bubbles up
Goldfish: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Excuse me… may I talk to you for a second?" Tasuki turned around to see the swim coach talking to him.
"For why?" Tasuki replied.
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you detention!"
"A what?"
"Detention."
"What's that?" Yuki and Kyo ran up to where Tasuki and the coach were talking.
"Don't mind him coach!" Yuki said, trying to cover up Tasuki and his dumbness.
"Yeah… he always acts that way when he's drunk!" The coach looked back at Tasuki who was trying real hard to get Yuki and Kyo off of his arms.
"You're drunk too?"
"What! I haven't had sake since we left Konan!"
"Konan? Wow… you really are drunk… for that I am going to have to give you suspension.. you are a disgrace!" Coach handed him a pink slip and dismissed them.
"Dunk? You just HAD to go and say he was drunk, you stupid cat. You're always making things worse!"
"SHUT UP YA DAMN RAT! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!"
"THEN WHOE FAULT IS IT?"
"KNOCK IT OFF!" Nuriko said, finally finished with playing in the water.
"Maybe bringing them here was a mistake." Kyo said.
"That's probably the brightest thing you have said all day!" Yuki responded.
"What is that supposed to mean?" Kyo said. Nuriko couldn't take it anymore… uh-oh… he was reaching maximum rage again!
"I SAID KNOCK IT OFF!" Nuriko threw a punch at Kyo, sending him back into the pool. When he hit the water, you could hear a loud 'smack'. OUCH! Kyo entered the water on his stomach! OWWIE!
"Belly flop!" Tohru said as she did the same thing. Another smack
"Maybe we should leave." Chiriko suggested. Kyo emerged from the water. His chest was beat red from the impact from the water.
"You'll DIE!" Kyo chased Nuriko into the locker room.
Shigure's house
"I think I have finally found a way to defeat you!" Mitsukake said to the motionless salt shaker. Thoroughly enjoying the entertainment, Shigure and Ayame watched closely. Mitsukake unscrewed the lid to the shaker a little bit.
"MUHAHAHAHAHAH!" Hatori sweatdropped, while Shigure and Aya clapped for his 'victory'.
Outside of school
"This is the worst idea Shigure ever had." Kyo spat.
"Tasuki got suspension! Tasuki got suspension!" Tamahome sang.
"Do you think they'll mind if I were to keep my 'bathing suit no da?" Chichiri asked. Miaka sweatdropped.
"There is a reason why those were in the lost and found." Miaka offered, but Chichiri didn't want to heat it. How else would he remember his leprechaun friends… even if the did lie to him…
Tohru stopped walking suddenly, causing Yuki to walk into her.
"Is something wrong Ms. Honda?"
"Look…" Tohru said gesturing over to the sidewalk. Nakago and the Seiryu seishi were standing before them… while Akito stood crying… again. Jeez… when does this man ever stop!
"Oh for the love of Pete... get a hold of yourself man!" Nakago said as he hit Akito upside the head.
"Who's Pete?" Tomo asked, "I thought you loved me!"
"No! Nakago loves me!" Soi said, wrapping her arms around Nakago. Nakago sweatdropped... will the stupidness of these people ever cease to amaze us? I THINK NOT!
A/N: WE'RE SO SORRY! THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN POSTED LAST WEEK! Ritsu moment Yeah, well we wanted to post a chapter before I (bubbles) went to Texas for the weekend. Well I hope this was worth waiting for! Thanks to all of our amazing reviewers! You guys really mean a lot to us!
Goldfish078 & Bubbles078 xoxox
