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Gohan gives his watch to Mirai and takes his sword from him. Mirai complains, as he puts the watch on, "Do I really have to do this?"

"But you said you'd help us in any way."

Mirai winces with guilt and says, "Right. I did." Then he mutters under his breath, "But I'm starting to regret it."

Gohan points to Mirai's wrist and says, "Now press that red button there and then we can get started."

"Get started on what?"

The demi-saiyajin answers as if it's the most obvious thing in the world, "Well, you have to learn my introduction of course! What if the bad guys don't know who you are? And my fans expect it!"

Mirai says in disbelief, "You have fans?!"

"Of course! They even made a movie about me!"

"Did they include your special dance in it?"

Gohan sputters, "Well no... but..."

Mirai sighs, "I'm sorry Gohan, but I have to say that this Great Saiyaman is the stupidest hero I've ever heard of! Who thought up the idea, you?"

Gohan answers, "Actually, your mom did. Why don't you ask her how stupid it is? She's right behind you."

Mirai pales and slowly turns around to see Bulma glaring at him. He gives a nervous chuckle and says, "Oh hi, Mom. Come to see me practice?"

A little later, although too soon for both purple-haired demi-saiyajins, Mirai is in Gohan's outfit, looking exactly like him. Gohan says in praise, "Great! You're the perfect replacement! Now why don't you start practicing the moves that I showed you earlier?"

Mirai says almost pleadingly, "Why don't you show me your routine just one more time?"

"But I showed you ten times already!"

"But-"

Suddenly they hear a huge commotion coming from the hallway, like several pans and pots falling over onto each other. Then a screaming voice yells, "Kakarot! How freakin' long have been keeping me under tabs?!"

Another voice says, "But I'm not Kakarot!"

Gohan says in shock, "That's Vegeta's voice! He's back!" The two demi- saiyajins go out into the hall and see Vegeta standing there in Goku's clothes, which are far too big for him, looking infuriated, giving him a very comical appearance. Pots, pans and all sorts of cooking utensils are on the ground, scattered around the ouji and a very flustered looking robot.

Gohan says nervously, "Hey Vegeta! What's up?"

Vegeta glares at him and yells, "What do you mean what's up? How can-" He pauses when he sees "the Great Saiyaman" standing right next to Gohan. He yelps, "Holy frick! You've split into two!"

Goku laughs and says, "No, Vedge. That's Mirai. He came back from the future and is replacing Gohan as Saiyaman."

Mirai stares at Vegeta, not used to seeing two voices come out of the same body. Vegeta narrows his eyes and him and orders, "Take that bucket off your head."

Mirai bites his lip and does so. Seeing that it really is Mirai, Vegeta drops his jaw in shock, a look of utter disgust crawling onto his face. The demi-saiyajin smiles nervously, "Surprise?"

The ouji moans, "I can't believe it. My son dressing up like that buffoon. You're not doing those poses right?"

"Well..."

Gohan answers, "Of course he is. It's part of the job description."

Vegeta stares at them, then pulls Mirai away from Gohan and whispers, "Please tell me you got conned into this."

Mirai nods, "I got conned."

The ouji sighs with relief and crosses his arms, "Well, at least we can have some dignity."

Goku says in a whine, "Veggie, that wasn't very nice."

Vegeta yells, "STAY OUT OF MY PERSONAL LIFE!"

"I'm in your body. How do you expect me to do that?"

Vegeta says, "Well, uh... Just don't listen to anything!"

"But Vedge..."

"Will you shut up?!"

Mirai sweatdrops, "Um... This is temporary right?"

Goku nods, "Until I get into Gohan's body and hopefully until I get my body back from Kakarot."

The ouji coughs and says, "Speaking of which. Are you ready to go to your brat's body?" Gohan rolls his eyes. He's never going to stop calling him that.

Goku grins sheepishly from his side, bringing a strange lopsided smile to Vegeta's face, "Well, not exactly... I still have to put a mind weave on him."

Vegeta yells, "WHAT?! Exactly HOW LONG have I been stuck in loony land anyway?"

His son sweatdrops, "Loony land?"

Gohan answers, "Well only four days."

However, Goku winces, "Actually... I spent a bit of time traveling around in the time machine."

Vegeta asks suspiciously, "How long?"

Goku says meekly, "Twenty years, more or less..."

"WHAT?! TWENTY YEARS?! YOU WASTED TWENTY YEARS OF MY LIFE?! HOW DARE YOU! I TRUSTED YOU WITH THIS BODY! AND YOU GO WASTING IT AWAY! TWENTY FREAKIN' YEARS! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH OF MY LIFE YOU WASTED?!"

"Tw-twenty years?"

"THAT'S ONE TWENTY-FIFTH OF MY LIFE YOU BAKA! AND IT'S ALL GONE! BECAUSE OF YOU!"

Gohan yelps, "One twenty-fifth?! Hold it! How long can saiyajins live?!"

Vegeta answers, "About 400 years, but I've heard my father talk about even in the 600s. But that's not the point! I'd probably die centuries before I wither away into old age! In fact I want it that way! But noooo, Goku had to speed up the process, didn't you baka?!"

Goku says, "I'm sorry! I forgot it was your body!"

"YOU FORGOT! YOU FORGOT IT WAS MINE?! IS THAT THE GRATITUDE THAT I DESERVE AFTER GRACIOUSLY LENDING MY BODY OVER TO YOU?! YOU WANT TO STEAL IT?!"

The saiyajin pleads, "Vegeta, calm down. Please! I'm sorry! Look I know a way to make you younger again!"

Vegeta pauses, "Really?...... I don't believe you."

"I learned it with all the other powers that I got from Kakarot. Just trust me."

The ouji sighs, "Fine. As long as you don't get me any older."

Goku smiles and puts a hand in front of their face, just a couple inches away and begins to chant, "Mao fortuna teh estu de requiem... Non graneet fa lo-" and etc. etc. He continues this pattern and Vegeta can feel the hand getting warmer. Then Goku hisses, "Tan mai ka!" and he finishes.

At once Vegeta can feel youthful exuberance building up inside of him. He says in awe, "Whoa! What did you do?"

Goku answers, "I told you. I made you younger."

"Damn right, and I feel it too! Ha! I feel like I'm twenty-five again!"

Goku frowns and thinks, {I didn't think his imagination was that overactive. I didn't even do anything! ..did I? Oh well, I guess I'll never be able to ask him his age.}

Vegeta says excitedly to the other two demi-saiyajins, "Hey! Anyone up for a round? I feel like pummeling somebody!"