Little red riding hood
One day Yugi was happily skipping through the woods on the way to see his sick Grandpa. Suddenly Bakura jumped out in front of him in a badly made wolf costume.
" I am a big, bad wolf and I'm going to eat you" Bakura proudly said. Yugi screamed and started to run to his Grandpa's cottage. Unfortunately, Yugi tripped over a twig and fell into some bushes. Bakura laughed evilly and ran off to Grandpa's cottage to eat him instead.
"Noooooooooooooooo!" Yugi cried jumping up from the bushes. "I'll save you Grandpa!" Yugi began running as fast as he could (which wasn't very fast because his legs were so short)
Bakura soon arrived at Grandpa's cottage. He silently crept through the door then ran into Grandpa's bedroom shouting "BOO!" Grandpa didn't look at all surprised but Bakura just ate him anyway. Just as Bakura was getting into Grandpa's bed he realised something was missing. Clothes! That was it. He coughed up the clothes Grandpa had been wearing and got into bed, waiting for Yugi.
Yugi leaned against the cottage door, panting. He was tired after running all that way. He slowly walked into the cottage and stood next to Grandpa's bed.
"Wow! What big eyes you have" Yugi said admiringly
"All the better to see you with" Bakura replied
"What big ears you have" Yugi commented
"All the better to hear you with" Bakura replied
"What a big nose you have" Yugi said
"All the better to smell you with" Bakura replied, sniffing "and you stink!"
"What big teeth you have" Yugi said
"All the better to eat you with!" Bakura replied and ate him in one bite!
Joey, who had been walking outside the cottage and had heard all this, decided to be a hero.
"I'll save you Yugi!" he shouted and ran into the cottage, accidently tripping over the doormat and falling onto Bakura, squishing his stomach and sqeezing Yugi and Grandpa out of his mouth.
"Yay!" Said Yugi
"Yay!" said Grandpa
"Yay!" said Joey
"Darn it" said Bakura and walked off to find someone else to eat.
