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A/N: Hey guys! Wow! It's been ages since I've been able to work on this story! Well to those of you who don't know, I was unable to write this story since it was already prewritten in about nine notebooks that I left in Indonesia. Anyway, so I'm back from my evacuation and like I promised, this story is back online! If anybody is still reading this, thanks for your support! You guys have been great!

**** The next morning, Vegeta locked himself in the gravity room, spending his time under high gravity doing deep meditation, training his mind..... so he wouldn't say 'Prince Goku' again. It isn't exactly working.

Meanwhile the rest of the fighters are outside of on the lawn, watching as Goku and Gohan prepared to fuse together once again, in the hopes that they would turn back into Gohan's eighteen-year-old body. Nervous, they all stand around in tense anticipation. The two nine year old boys look at each other and nod, before they start doing the fusion dance.

"Fu-sion-HA!!!"

The bright light blinds the fighters and when it's safe to look, they turn and see..... A nine year old Gohan.....

The dual voice of Gokan says, "I guess it didn't really work..."

Mirai shrugs, "Well it could have just been a glitch in the dance."

"Yeah, wait until you unfuse, and then Goten and Gohan can try it again," his younger counterpart nods in agreement. Everyone gives him an odd look. Trunk frowns, "What?"

Half an hour later, Goku and Gohan are ready to try again. "Fu-sion-HA!!" With the result being a nine year old Gokan. The little fusion groans, "I guess we try again in another half an hour." Mirai, Trunks, and Piccolo also have similar faces of disappointment, meanwhile Goten looks like he's enjoying himself.

This goes on for several hours, with all the fusion's forms being completely different, until about noon, when they come upon the oddest combination yet. A female eighteen year old Gokan. With only the black vest barely covering up certain particulars on her torso. Everyone stares at her dumbstruck, and she turns red and covers up her chest.

Gokan growls angrily, "That's it! I've had it! This fusion form is completely impossible! The next thing I know I'm going to turn into a llama next!"

Mirai blushes, "Well, it's not THAT impossible."

The female fusion said dryly, "Oh really."

"Yeah, in both human and saiyajin DNA, males are made up of x and y chromosomes. Meanwhile women are made up of two x-chromosomes. So what probably happened was that Goku's X chromosome and Gohan's X chromosome got fused together and made a girl fusion."

Gokan sighs a breath of relief, "Oh well, that's good. At least I know I won't turn into a monster."

Again Mirai looks kind of nervous, "Well..... There is always the possibility of an xxy fusion."

Trunks frowns in thought, bringing a hand to his chin, "I think I heard of that somewhere."

Mirai nods, "It was a project that Mom was working on, about genetic mutations. Basically an xxy is half man-half woman....."

Everyone stares at him incredulously. Gokan shivers, "Okay, that's it! I'm not going to fuse anymore!"

Piccolo scowls, "Just try it one more time. You already had Gohan's form, it was only the wrong age."

Gokan rolled her eyes, "Oh fine. Just one more though!"

Half an hour later. The group of fighters look at each other nervously, as the fusion form looks ready to kill. A male eighteen year old Gokan, this time. Mirai smiles nervously, "One more time?" Gokan doesn't even answer him, but wipes the grin off his face with one of Goku's death glares, which were rarer, but just as formidable as Vegeta's.

Trunks raises his hand, "Who agrees that this is completely messed up." The rest raise their hands.

Finally Gokan gives a deep sigh of defeat and mutters, "I guess we'd just have to wait until Goku and Gohan can wish their ages back to normal with the Dragonballs." He perks up and smiles, "In any case, I have half an hour to kill, so why don't we go and pound Kakarot!"

Piccolo yelps, "What, now?!"

Goten nods in assent, "Sure why not? We have to get him anyway, so let's go now."

"We can't just dive into this head on!" Mirai says in exasperation. "We have to have a plan! This isn't just some villain we can punch the living daylights out of. No matter how strong you are," he says quickly before Gokan can say anything. "Remember, Kakarot has Goku's body!"

Gokan asks seriously, "Okay, how's this for a plan. We go find him. Knock him out, Goku mind hops to his body. He kills Kakarot. We wish everybody back to life and then we kiss, we shmoos, we go home happy. What d'ya say?"

Nobody says anything for a long while. You could hear the crickets out on the lawn.

Finally, Goten grins excitedly, "Now that's what I call a plan! I'll go get Vegeta!" He hurries over to the other side of the Capsule Corps complex, towards the GR.

Piccolo gives the fusion a worried look, "Gokan. I think that it's all easier said than done."

Goten comes back quickly, half dragging Vegeta across the lawn. Meanwhile the ouji is kicking and screaming, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! LET GO OF ME RIGHT NOW!" The adult demi-saiyajin smirks with amusement and drops him on the floor onto his butt.

"OW!" Vegeta rubs his bottom and looks up, realizing that everyone is watching him, barely holding back their laughter. He quickly gets up and demands, "What are you looking at?!"

That's the last straw and they all start laughing in fits. The ouji burns red with embarrassment and goes over to Goten, kicking him squarely in the shin.

****

The group nearly had to go across the world to find Kakarot's ki, but it barely took five minutes with their superhuman speed, leaving plenty of time for Gokan in his fusion. They feel a giant pulse of energy coming from Southwest of them, over the tropical forest and towards Buenos Aires.

Vegeta himself is looking extremely ticked off. "I still say that this is completely reckless! Going after Kakarot like this!"

Mirai smiles and says teasingly, "You mean without a plan?"

"Thinking about only using power to kick the opponent's butt?" Trunks also grins.

"Admit it, Father, you're ticked off because Gokan's copying you," Mirai says in a mock solemn tone.

Vegeta growls, "It's not that!" He adds in a quieter tone, "His attitude really pisses me off." Both his sons burst into laughter.

Gokan shushes them and says, "Quiet! Kakarot's only over the next hill!" They all shield their ki and hide just behind the top of a ridge, and they look over, seeing their enemy casually blowing up the tall skyscrapers, no doubt full of people.

Piccolo demands, "So what's really the plan? Ambush?"

Trying to make up for his lack of coolness in this certain episode, Vegeta steps up and smirks, "Why don't we just pummel him?"

"NO!" They all grab him and pull him down, just before Kakarot turns around and frowns, thinking he heard something coming from the ridge.

Gokan whispers, "I'm not quite THAT reckless!"

"Well, what do you suggest we do?" the ouji demanded.

At this the fusion sweatdrops, "Okay, maybe I haven't exactly worked out the details to that, yet."

Piccolo groans, "I knew it."

Vegeta growls in impatience, "Then why are we here?! Fine! I'll just go pummel him by myself!" jumping up again. Once again they all pull him down. "NO!"

Kakarot turns to the ridge once again, this time thinking he might have seen something. But then he dismisses it again and goes back to work.

Gokan glares at the ouji but then sighs, "Why don't you at least put a power glove on, huh?" He pulls a familiar looking glove out of his back pocket handing it to Vegeta.

The glove trembles in Vegeta's hands and he whispers, "Masaka....." He hurriedly puts on the glove, but at once he has to bite back a scream of pain. He claws at the glove trying to get it off, but to no avail.

Gokan smirks, "Oh yeah, I should have told you about the side affects if you don't pass the test." All at once, Vegeta pops into a chibi body and the glove easily slips off his hand. "You get chibified for an hour."

Everyone else is looking at the young ouji, very wide eyed. Vegeta looks at his hands and yells, "You bastard! You knew this would happen! Why'd you trick me?!"

Gokan tucks the little ouji under his arm and smiles, "So you'd be a little easier to control." Vegeta struggles in his grip, trying to get out, but it's to no avail. He resorts to screaming a string of curses that really shouldn't be coming out of a chibi's mouth.

Piccolo does not look amused. "Gokan! You fool! You don't just chibify one of our fighters just before we fight some major villain!"

The fusion huffs, "Oh shut up. I just thought of a plan." He looks up at the sky and calls out, "King Kai. King Kai? Are you listening?!"

Then Gokan hears the blue kami's voice answering in his mind, {Hello? Who is this? You got me right in the middle of my shower!}

Gokan shivers at that mental image, but shakes it off. "King Kai. This is Gokan. I'm the fused form of Goku and Gohan."

{Goku huh? He's in a lot of trouble up here you know.}

"Well, never mind that. I need you to patch Bardock up to Kakarot to talk to him."

Mirai frowns, "Bardock? Isn't that Goku's father? Why are you getting him?"

Meanwhile King Kai himself sounds puzzled, {Wait a sec. Bardock? Isn't he in hell?}

"King Kai! Please!"

{Oh all right. I just hope you know what you're doing.}

"Okay, but hurry up! I only have 20 minutes left to live!" With that Gokan stops connecting with King Kai and looks at the others.

Trunks asks, "What the heck was that all about?"

Gokan smirks, "Just watch and wait."

Suddenly, Kakarot's voice screams out, "WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE DEAD?!"

Everyone makes little enlightened, "Oh,"s.

Gokan smiles, "Well, he should be distracted now." He drops the chibi prince in Piccolo's hand and says, "Wish me luck."

Mirai yells, "Hey! You can't go off alone!"

But he already did.

****

Gokan doesn't find Kakarot up in the air anymore, so he lands down in the mass of destruction. Walking quickly through the maze of rubble towards Kakarot's now erratic ki. Gokan finds the saiyajin huddled behind a massive steel bar, his knees tucked into his chest and looking like he's trying to make himself as small as possible. Gokan looks at him sadly, but even so his Gohan side prepares himself for a fight.

The fusion stays far away from Kakarot, but then asks, "Did you just find out about your planet?"

Kakarot quickly turns and jumps up, alert and cautious to this new arrival. To Gokan's amazement, he sees silver streaks of tears down the murderer's face. The fusion didn't imagine that he was capable of crying. Kakarot wipes his eyes and demands, "Who the hell are you?"

"A friend," swinging out his tail to demonstrate. Kakarot stares at him wide eyed, then suddenly embraces him. Gokan gives a yelp and looks at the saiyajin awkwardly.

Kakarot cries, "Thank Kami! I thought I'd never see another saiyajin ever again!"

Gokan sweatdrops, "Uh..."

"Hey, you don't have to know Vegeta Ouji do you?" he asks suddenly. Kakarot lets go of Gokan and starts muttering to himself, "What a fool I had been! How I misjudged him! He was probably just trying to get by on this stupid little mudball and called him a traitor, stole his clothes, and nearly killed his offspring! He probably had no choice but to sire with a ningen!" By then Kakarot has started to panic, "ACK! He's going to kill me! Maybe I shouldn't go find him! Hopefully he'd forgive me if I apologized to him and his brood, then swore my allegiance to him forever more!"

He pauses at that, but then smacks his face, "Dammit! I was supposed to do that in the first place!"

The whole time, more and more beads of sweatdrops kept forming at the back of Gokan's head. "Uh..... Not that I want to bring this up, but don't you have a mission here?"

Kakarot just laughs derisively, "What, do you think I'm an idiot?! I'm not going to ruin this planet if I'm stuck on it!"

The fusion says in disbelief, "W-wait a sec. You mean, you're just going to give it up?!"

His 'enemy' says indignantly, "Hey now! The only reason I was going to complete my mission in the first place was so I could go back home! How that there isn't one, what's the point?..... Unless you know some good class A planets we could go to instead."

Gokan frowns, "Uh, sorry?"

Kakarot sighs, "Oh well. It's all right. Not like I had any loyalty to that Frieza guy in the first place. That bastard." Then he gives Gokan a pained grin and asks, "So, let's go find ouji-sama, shall we? If he forgives me, maybe he can hide me for a while until the ningen forget about me." He casts an embarrassed look around the ruined city, "I don't think they're going to like me much after this."

However, Gokan looks like he's gone into shock.

Kakarot frowns, "Hey, are you okay?"

The fusion mutters, "You just stopped? Just like that?" Still frowning, Kakarot nods. Suddenly, Gokan screams, "STUPID!"

The other saiyajin yelps, "Excuse me?!"

"I'M SO STUPID!! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS EARLIER?! HOW MANY LIVES HAVE BEEN LOST BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK THIS DAMN THING THROUGH?!"

Kakarot sweatdrops, "I've never met you before in my life."

All of a sudden, Gokan starts smacking his head against a huge iron bar, yelling, "STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!" over and over again, like a mantra.

"Hey! Don't do that! You'll get brain damage!" Kakarot yells, then he thinks to himself, {Not like he didn't suffer any already.}

Suddenly, a light bursts forth from Gokan's core, causing Kakarot to fall on his butt in surprise. Once the blinding light is gone, Kakarot looks up only to see two nine year old chibi's in the place of the saiyajin warrior that was just there.

"Two kids?" he says in disbelief. He rubs his eyes and stares at them, making sure that they're real. But then he takes a closer look at the more spikier haired one and gasps, "Chibi Kakarot Jr?!"

Goku barely manages to fully wake up, before he gets picked up and nearly squeezed to death by a massive presence.

Kakarot says in excitement, "My God! It is you! I thought that you were dead!"

Gohan groans and sits up from the place where he was thrown and looks up, only to see what looks like Goku hugging Goten in the old days. He blinks, "Huh?" only to realize a second later what really is going on. He shrieks and quickly crawls behind a rock to hide. It's not everyday that he ends up at the feet of a super-sized version of the saiyajin that nearly tortured him to death.

His chibified father, however, doesn't feel all that scared in Kakarot's arms and glares at him, "Let go of me. I'm not Goten."

The taller saiyajin blinks in confusion and lets go. "What? Wait a sec," he says as Goku floats away from his grip, "then who the hell are you?"

The young saiyajin grins, "Aw come on. Don't you recognize me, Kaki?"

Kakarot freezes. Only one person had ever called him Kaki in his life and that was the little voice that taunted him in the back of his mind. A little voice that disappeared what seems like ages ago. He says in numb shock, "It can't be you. You don't have your own body. In fact you're supposed to be dead!"

Goku jumps up, still smiling, "But here I am. Alive and kicking."

"But- But that's impossible..... unless....." Kakarot's eyes narrow in fury, "You used Chibi Kakarot Jr's dead body, didn't you?!"

Goku yelps, "What?! No! You misunderstand!"

The saiyajin screams, "You sick bastard! You had him killed off didn't you?!"

Goku futilely tries to defend himself, "But I didn't-!"

"You told your elder son to kill him off, just so you could take his body!"

"I would never-!"

Kakarot blasts into ssj and points an accusing finger at the young saiyajin, "I'll never forgive you for this! Never!"

"Will you please just listen?!" Goku cries.

Sensing, the danger, Gohan flies up and yells, "I'm going back for help!" as he starts flying towards the others.

In his dangerous state of mind, Kakarot senses this foreign chibi to be a danger to him and blasts Gohan out of the sky. Not knowing what hit him, Gohan falls to the ground singed. A loud "NO!!" brings him to his senses, only to see a foot, just before it kicks him in the gut, sending him headfirst into a piece of rubble, rendering him unconscious and badly beaten.

Goku runs over to his son and checks him. Crimson starts to slip down Gohan's forehead where he was cut by the rubble. Out cold and his breathing dangerously shallow. Fury insets into Goku's being and he turns to Kakarot with narrow eyes burning with wrath. "You're going to pay for that," he barely whispers. He takes an offensive stance.

Kakarot smirks, "Bring it on, shorty," also preparing himself for a fight.

They stare each other down, but within seconds, they become nothing but blurs.

****

A/N: Whew. If you didn't notice that's a bit longer than my usual. But that's okay. I should probably keep it up. I don't know if I can break 100 chapters with one story, but I'm not sure I want to find out. Hopefully I can get the next chapter up soon, but I'm working simultaneously on Onnafied AND cowriting with my sister. (Her pen-name's Crepian.) Well, I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Ja!