A/N: Hi guys, this time, I'd like to dedicate this chapter tooo…..
Elizabeth Swann
Thanks for letting me make fun of you continuously! It's quite fun! He he. -Milla
(this was Galasriniel's idea)
Legolas Lvr71: He he. You're welcome! You are cool. You really like Claire insulting Will huh?
Sentinel Sparrow: Lol! Sorry! I guess you are a Jack Sparrow lover eh? LOL! Thanks for reading.
Fk306 anime lover: OMG! Great idea! I might use that… hmm.. If so, I'll make sure to write down that it was your idea. Thanks for the cool review.
Galasriniel: He he. Well. I did! I dedicated a chapter to Elizabeth! Yay! You're so funny! All your reviews cheer me up! Thanks for reviewing!
Enjoy this chapter guys!
Chapter: 14 Our so called Crew
Evelyn
Evelyn looked around in the small room. Nothing big… just everything looked old fashioned. She then turned to two pirates who had captured her in the first place, and glared at them.
"Captain requests you to wear this." Said the fat one holding a bloody red plastic looking dress.
"BUT I DON'T WANNA!" She yelled in annoyance. The pirates smirked at her, and she then realized what they were going to say.
"Say it. I dare you. I'll shove a pickle up your ass!"Evelyn threatened. They glared at her, and left with the dress.
She smirked. She walked to the dining room, and sat at the end of the table. Barabossa soon joined next to her back against the window. Evelyn almost didn't even notice because of all the awesome smelling food. Barabossa told her to dig in.
"Boy! Would I ever!" Evelyn grabbed steaming chicken breast, wine (though she despised it) and two hot loaves of bread. She hate one bite of everything. Barabossa was watching her with his beady little eyes…. Ahem, anyway, he passed her some more wine.
"The wine, try some more wine," He said grinning, and giving it to her.
"Thanks! Ya know, you're not so bad after all!" Evelyn exclaimed, as Barabossa gave her a green apple to try too.
"There was something I was supposed to say here… Oh yea! …It's poisoned…" She said in a bad acting voice, but only because she was trying not to laugh, and to her surprise, Barabossa was actually BELIEVING her!
"No no, There be no sense of killing ye now…-" Barabossa was about to continue.
"Yeah, yeah, Bootstrap Bill….Blood to be repaid…which would be mine…yadda yadda…I don't get paid enough…actually I DON'T get paid…" Evelyn though for a minute.
Barabossa just stared at her dumbfounded, and couldn't find the right words to say anything at all.
"Oh right. This is the part where I'm. Oh crap." Evelyn hurriedly got the knife from her side of the table, and ran. Barabossa laughed evilly, and tried to block her way, but she stabbed him.
He sighed.
"This much more scarier in real life." Evelyn said, and ran out the double doors.
She sighed heavily as she saw all the skeletons doing their jobs in the moonlight in the dark. She ran from most of them, and was flying in the sky, trying her best to scream, but then again, she wanted to be a writer, not an actor. Muahaha!
She finally tried to run back inside thinking of getting sugar high, when Barabossa grabbed her by the shoulders.
"The moon shows ye what we really are," Barabossa said, and turned Evelyn around to look at her, "Too long have I tried to eat, and have the food turn to ash in our bodies, the wine runs right through us… I can't even feel the spray of the sea, or the touch of a woman's flesh…you'd best start believing in ghost stories Miss. Turner. You're in one." He said all this while turning to skeleton, and he actually REACHED OUT TO TOUCH HER!
She ran inside laughing her ass off, and Barabossa slammed the doors after her, making her trip, but luckily discover, a bunch of sugar cubes on the table.
"Time to get high!" Evelyn yelled delighted and started to eat sugar cubes like crazy.
Next Morning for Cille Claire, Jack, And the puff, I mean uhh.. Will.
Claire bolted awake.
"Will's a puff!" She started to laugh like crazy.
"I just learned a new word to call Will!" Claire said, shaking Cille awake. Suddenly the door slammed open, and Jack oh and Will walked into the room.
"Ready ter go yet?" Jack asked them. Claire and Cille nodded, and followed Jack out. They all stole a bunch of apples to eat while the marketer was yelling at other people for stealing his junk.
They walked down to the docks, and saw Gibbs.
"Is the civiled bodied crew here?" Claire asked. Gibbs nodded slowly.
"KAY! Let's get this party started!" Claire said, and started to dance, Will glared at her. She smiled.
"Hey Will? And how is the puff today?" She asked trying not to laugh. Will shrugged and walked away.
"OKAY! THAT is the last time I say that. Why am I the only one who thought that was funny? Grr…" Claire stomped off as Gibbs introduced Jack to the crew.
When they came to Anna Maria, Claire almost wouldn't stop laughing so hard that Jack almost threw her off deck.
"I'M SO FRIGGIN BORED!" Claire yelled while sitting on a barrel. Cille was staring at the sun set. All the men were loading the ship with food, and all that other crap, Anna Maria was sitting next to Claire and Cille bored shitless too.
"Why don't you help load the ship then?" Will asked. He was shirtless, and sweating pretty bad too. Jack was shirtless too, and stopped to watch.
"Because one, I wasn't asked too, two, that would require me to be around you, and three you and Jack are sweating like pigs. No offence Jack." Claire said.
"Non taken luv." Jack said, and proceeded to load the ship.
"Witch." Will snarled at Claire.
"Pirck." Claire retorted. Will's eye twitched.
"… What ever." He said, and left. Cille and Anna Maria laughed.
"How do you get the courage to talk to men like that? I only dare to speak to Jack like that." Anna said. Claire shrugged.
"Ain't no man be the boss oh' me." Claire snorted, and spat into the ocean. Everytime Will passed he'd glare at Claire.
Will walked by, and Claire waved at him in a 'Having a good time?' wave. When Will walked back, Claire shouted out,
"Don't forget the crate over there!" Will's face burned with anger. One of the crew members walked up to Claire.
"Why don't ye ge' off yer bum and help if you think yer so good then?" He asked. Claire laughed.
"Your weird!" She said smiling, she then turned serious "I never said I was any better than you, so get your facts straight, and two…" Claire jumped off the crate, and got into a fighting stance.
"I'll fight you. If I win, you refer me to MASTER, and you never be disrespectful to me anymore, you win, I'll help out." Claire said warming up.
"Alrigh' luv, but since ye a girl, I'll go easy on ye." He said getting into a stance too. Claire smirked, this was going to be too easy. Jack ran up to the sailor.
"Mate, she be no ordinary girl!" Jack said, trying to make him back out. He smiled at Jack confidently.
"Wai' up. Ye also have ter call Jack master if I win." He said to Claire. Everyone's attention was on Claire. Yes, the whole crew stopped to watch.
"Well, alrgih' she probably isn't so ard'." Jack said agreeing to the whole master thing. Claire shrugged, "Sure. What ever." Claire said. Cille jumped off the barrel. She knew what Claire was capable of.
"Ready… set… FIGHT!" Cille yelled, and jumped back on the barrel. Everyone cheered for the other sailor. Poor Claire only had Anna Maria, and Cille on her side.
Oh. But that's gonna change… right…NOW!
Claire ran up to him, and jumped into the air sending a round house kick after the sailor, which plummeted into the water.
Claire landed on her feet.
"OH MAN THAT WAS TOO EASY! WHOOSE NEXT! I AM UNDEFEATABLE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Claire yelled. Everyone was quiet.
"Well. Didn' see tha' coming." Jack said. Everyone said "aye," and went back to work. The sailor that was smacked down by Claire got back on deck. Claire walked up to him.
"First request is an order. Second, the whole master thing, you don't have to do. See ya later." Claire walked back to claim her spot on the barrel.
"How… did you do that?" Anna Maria asked. Claire looked at her.
"YEARS of practice. And let me tell ye, I got crushed many times in practice." Claire said. Anna Maria nodded.
They all watched silently, as the next barrels, and all that jazz was loaded onto the ship. Finally they all set sail.
My apologies…… (in A/N to my favorite reviewers)
A/N: Hey guys. I told you people in the eight chapter that Claire knew martial arts, so in this chapter, I decided to show you. Uhm. It's probably the only chapter where Claire does any. I hope you liked this, and I am SO sorry I haven't updated for long. PLEASE review anyway! PLEASE! I know this chapter may not have been so funny it could have been, bu I have been under so much pain… my dad has been forcing me to go to the gym, and on three mile jog! AND! I have to do MATH to help me for next year. I'm not stupid, I get B's in math, it's just he wants me to get A's. So I'm really sorry! Please review! Next chapter is in progress….
