Muahahahahahaha! I thank you all for reviewing my story! I am at 95 reviews! Just seven more and I'm at a hundred! If I reach a hundred for this chapter here, I will make the other chapter after this one, LONGER! So help me reach a hundred, and you get yer self a longer chapter! About eight pages long! WHOOT WHOOT! But thanks for reviewing so far! And… this chapter is dedicated to a very puffy person…

Will Turner

Thanks for letting me call you a puff, and girly boy, and all that jazz! You rock, but not really. Muahaha! -Milla or Claire.

Legolover: That's okay, humph. My computer's internet screwed up so I couldn't update, and who knows when I get to update this? (at the moment this is the past from when I couldn't update because my computer is messed up… Thanks for the review my kewel friend!

Gone- Goonie: He he. I took your advice, and took a vacation for two days! Thank you! He he. Aww! Poor Bonnie, all alone. LOL! You'll make it. I mean when they're back, you'll all get into future arguments and you'll wish you were alone again. LOL! But I'm not saying to go live alone, I mean it's best o be with others. Yep yep. And thanks for the review!

FK306 anime lover: Yes you are! And I'm sorry, my computer had broken down. Well the internet had. It sucked BAD! But thank you for reviewing!

Apple sauce the brave: HI! And welcome! (hugs really tight) Thank you! LOL!

Galasriniel: Oh yes… Muahahaha! Okay, I'll make sure to write that in this chapter! Argh! I hate summer reading. Well unless it's a book I like. So far I've read Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (I haven't seen the movie) and now I'm reading Killing Mr. Griffin, and then I'm gonna read the second book of Sister hood. Thanks for the review! (hugs)

Scarlet- rebELLE: LOL! But I can always re read it! Muahahahahha! LOL! Thank you!

Ril- O: LOL! Thank you. I shall keep writing the insults! Muahaha!

Fae Black: Yay! You're back! HIIII! Thank you! Claire is quite interesting huh? LOL!

Sugar high pixie: YAAAAAY! Thank you! (hugs really tight) THANK YOU! Thank you for reviewing!

WHOO! Okay, now that, that is finally over, let's see what our heroes are up to…

Jack, Claire, Cille, and Evelyn

They all just stood there watching the pearl go, and then finally Jack walked back to the center of the island, weaving in between palm trees and soft sand. They all followed him in pursuit, Evelyn yelling at him to save Will.

"Young Will will be long gone befor' we ge' to him! An-" Before Jack could finish his sentence, Claire opened the hatch for all the rum.

"LUV WHA' ARE YE DOING!" Jack yelled frightened for his rum.

"I need to get drunk." Claire said, and handed bottles to everyone. They all soon found themselves late into the night dancing around a small fire singing, "A pirates life for Me."

Claire and Jack were the only two actually drunk. Cille and Evelyn were faking it. When finally Jack and Claire (they didn't really plan Claire get drunk and pass out but she did anyway, so they both just shrugged and got to work.)

"Okay, get all the rum, and barrels, and put them on fire right… here." Cille said making a mark in the ground. Evelyn nodded and they both got to work.

When dawn hit they were both still at work, and finally in the late after noon, Claire and Jack woke up.

"TO BE OR NOT TO BE!" Claire yelled as she woke up. She looked around and saw Jack running over to Evelyn and Cille his arms wagging above his head like crazy.

She walked over to them, and saw a bad acting Evelyn trying to tell Jack all the junk rum can do to you.

"Why is rum gone?" Jack asked anyway. Everyone sighed, and smacked him over the head.

Jack ran off to cool down, and Evelyn, Cille, and Claire sat on the beach waiting to be saved.

"Will is such a fop." Claire mused. (This word, FOP, is what my lovely reviewer, Galasriniel wanted me to use. Muahaha!)

"Is not!" Evelyn shot back.

"He's a fopper! Muahaha!" Claire teased, and ran off as Evelyn chased her yelling all types of mean things to her.

"They're finally here!" Cille yelled, and pointed to a boat coming our way.

"This is when you have to propose you know." Claire said rubbing her head where Evelyn had whacked her. She screamed loud and long.

"I DON'T WANNA!" She screamed trying to get back on the island as the soldiers forced her onto the boat.

"You have to! You want to hold, and kiss the fop right?" Claire asked. Evelyn wiped a tear from her eye. She nodded.

"Then you gotta!" Claire yelled, as they boarded the ship.

"f-fine…" Evelyn said fearfully.

"Hey Norrington! We have to save Will!" She yelled. He shook his head and so did her 'father'.

"uhm. Uhm. Uhhh. Will you do it for me if… uh. We… ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew…..get….ew ew ew ew ….YUCK YUCK YUCK! Ma- ma- married? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Evelyn cried. And fell to the floor in a concussion. Norrington smiled, and nodded.

"You, know, the guys stupider than he looks." Claire said to Cille who nodded. Evelyn rubbed her head as she stood up.

"What happened?" She asked. Claire smiled.

"You proposed to Norrington but only if he goes after Will." Claire said happy.

Evelyn screamed and fainted again.

Later

When it was dark they were still sailing, and Evelyn was in a field position.

Jack was drinking rum with a sailor. Cille and Claire were playing truth or dare.

"So. Dare." Claire said.

"Kay, I dare you to tell Evelyn that…Norrington has a picture of her that he ALWAYS keeps with him…AND he always talks to it as if it were her!" Cille said evilly.

"Hell, I'd do that even if it wasn't a dare!" Claire yelled and raced over to Evelyn. Cille saw that immediately after Claire had told Evelyn, she bent over and threw up! Claire screamed, and told her it wasn't true.

Claire walked back over to Cille, while evenly lay on her side back facing her friends, and shaking.

"Okay… she took it pretty well." Claire said slowly.

"Right." Cille said.

"Okie, truth or dare Cille?" Claire asked.

"Truth." She said.

"Do you think Will's a fop?" She asked. Cille sighed.

"……………..yeah pretty much." She stated. Claire howled with laughter, and they both walked down to their sleeping quarters to sleep.

Later when they have to save the fop…WILL I mean. he he.

Evelyn hit down three soldiers trying to come with Jack, Claire and Cille on the boat. The soldiers over powered her great Jedi powers and- well locked her into that one room. So yah. She pounded on the door, and the shining sugar cubes caught her eye. So she started to eat the sugar cubes… dun dun… DUNNNNN!

Jack, Claire, and Cille

Jack rowed the boat, and Claire and Cille watched them get close to the caves.

When they resurfaced, Claire, Jack, and Cille made their way through the thick dark cave walls. They also heard Barabossa's booming voice, yet another speech.

"I swear, that pirate never gets tired of the same speech…or talking." Claire said, and they both, 'ayed'. They then made their way through the pirates, and in front to Barabossa.

"It's not possible…" He said in a whisper. While staring at Jack.

"Oh. But it is!" Claire said. Barabossa glared at them.

"Shut up! Yer all next!" He said, and replaced the yellow knife at Will's throat.

"I wouldn't be doin' tha' if I were ye." Jack said. Barabossa sighed annoyed.

"No, I think I should." Barabossa said turning back to Will.

"Okay, your funeral." Jack and Claire said at the same time.

"And why not?" He asked. Jack was about to explain, when he first decided to slap a pirate's hand off his shoulder. Claire and Cille imitated him, and walked up to Barabossa. Barabossa smiled at Claire. Claire screamed, and hugged Jack. Jack chucked. He stopped when he saw the look he was getting from Barabossa.

"Because the entire royal navy, is just out side of these caves waiting for you-" Claire cut him off.

"So they can slaughter you all brutally when this here voodoo ritual is all over." Claire said, and noticed Will smiling at her.

"I'm not here to save you. It's Evelyn that made me … oh! And I forgot to say this to you.." Claire said. Every pirate in the room watched her.

"I thought of a new name for you! FOP! Muahahahahaha!" Claire laughed. Everyone either snickered, or asked what a fop was. Will only sighed, and rolled his eyes.

Jack started to make a deal with Barabossa while Cille and Will talked.

"You okay Will?" Cille asked. He nodded.

"How is Evelyn?" He asked. Cille decided to leave out the part that she was marrying Norrignton out, but….

"Oh she's great! She's gonna marry Norrington! But look on the bright side, at least she ain't marrying a fop like you!" Claire said smiling. Will looked as if you'd just told him Evelyn died.

"Wow. You really don't like Norrington huh?" Cille asked. There was a long pause.

"No… I don't." He said through gritted teeth.

Claire sighed, and placed her am around his shoulders, while sitting one the edge of the rock casket filled with the golden coins.

"I guess… You're just gonna have tuh deal with it Johnny!" She said, and pinched his cheek. She then moved out of the way to avoid his head butt.

Finally Barabossa and Jack's chat was over, they shook hands, and that's when Cille noticed the golden glint in Jack's hand.

"You were planning this from the beginning!" Will yelled.

"Yah." Jack retorted. Will gave a defeated look, and sighed yet again. Claire and Cille watched as the pirates left for…. A 'walk'.

A/N: Well. There you go guys. Again I apologize for the lateness. Please review, and the next chapter will be eight pages long! BUT! Only if I reach 100 reviews! LOL! Thanks guys for all the support! Please review!

p.s. sorry for any spelling mistakes! FORGIVE MEE! Ahh!

-Claire