A/N: Sorry I haven't updated for a while guys, it's just… school has started, and I'm a very important student in school, cuz I'm a peer councilor, a class room representative, and an ASB officer helper. So… I'm very sorry. Well, onto the reviewers, and then the last… (sniff sniff) chapter. (cries like a baby.)
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Thank you guys so much for sticking with me to the end! I love you all! (Hands out cookies and chocolates) Now, if you'd all read my last A/N on the bottom of the page, then I think you'd all be very excited, and happy! But anyway, enjoy the last chapter of: Touch me: You die…..
On the boat that is about to sink due to the amount of weight on it, outside the caves where they left Barabossa's remains to rot and all that jazz. Kay, gonna shut up now.
Claire and Jack both looked equally bummed out when they both saw the Pearl had left them. Cille was falling asleep in an awkward position, and Evelyn was rowing the back, while Will rowed the front.
"Well, at least you got to kill Barabossa." Claire said, and looked at the golden necklaces that seemed to put her into a trance just looking at them.
"Yes luv but now I'm 'onna join 'im." He said depressively. Claire smirked.
"Oh but that's when you're wrong! If they're hanging you, they're hanging me!" Claire yelled in an attempt to save Jack.
The next morning where Jack, and Claire are standing side by side ready to be hung.
"Aw nuts!" Claire said, and snapped her fingers awkwardly, seeing as how her hands were tied.
"Any other brigh' plan luv?" Jack asked before getting the noose hung over his head, and then Claire's. Claire thought for a minute, and realized that there were two levers the fat pork chops had to pull in order for Jack and Claire to be hung.
"Hey fatty, pay you forty five shillings if you get Jack and I out of this!" Claire whispered to the guy wearing the black mask as the dude started to read about Jack and Claire's crime records. Oh there's a good sign…
"Ugh." He grunted.
"You crapped your pants? SHIT! Hang me first!" Claire yelled, and got a chuckle from Jack. The guy just smacked Claire over the head.
"You're gonna pay for that! When you get your ass whopped by a … you know what? Never mind. I'll just tell you, 'I told you so' when it happens." Claire said, and turned back to face the crowd.
Evelyn
Evelyn watched as Claire started to sing, 'I got a Woman' from Ray, distracting the man reading. She smirked, but quickly hid it.
"This… is. SO. Wrong…!" She said in a bad acting voice. The Govn. Looked at her.
"Yes yes, Norrington and I are-" Cille cut the Norrington off as Will approached.
"Look it's Will." She said elbowing Evelyn to get serious since she was smiling and looking into oblivian, and talking to someone named Bob. Don't ask… that's just the Evelyn we know.
"Evelyn…. Cille, Norrington, and Governor…" Will said Evelyn's name in so much dramatic ness, and the other peoples names fast that it sounded like he wanted to get it over with.
"What?" Evelyn asked. Cille rubbed her temples and though mildly, 'why me?'.
"I just wanted you to know… ever since the day I met you… I always…" Will stopped talking for a while, and seemed alert when the drum rolls sounded.
"I love you." She said in a soft voice to Evelyn. Evelyn's eyes widened in happiness, and shock.
"You already knew this was gonna happen." Cille said not really understanding why she looked so shocked.
"Shut up." Evelyn said, now that Cille had ruined the drama.
Claire and Jack
"Claire this may be the end of us luv," Jack started as the drum rolls began. Claire smirked and saw Will make his way through the crowd. He looked up at her and Jack. Claire tilted her head in Jack's direction telling him to save Jack.
"But I've always'-" Jack was cut off when Will suddenly yelled out, 'MOVE!' and then… at the same time, both latches were pulled, Will threw the sword with all his might, hit the jackpot, (not Jack) and Jack was still alive and well, Claire on the other hand wasn't so lucky.
Earlier Claire proved to many she was a martial artist no? Well that means she is very flexible… Ya get what I mean? She had to do the splits in order to avoid dying. So she had to trust both her legs not to give in to her weight, and had to trust her balance…
"SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" Claire screamed a flesh piercing scream. "THAT HURT LIKE…. Ow. Anyway, Will you better hurry." Claire stated suddenly calm.
"Working on it." Will said fighting the big goon. Claire though of what Jack was about to say and smirked.
Will cut the ropes loose, and did a cart wheel off the stage thing with Claire. Jack tossed the rope to Will and the looked at Claire expectedly. She jumped behind the rope.
"Go!" She yelled and fought off the guards from behind them.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We're winning!" Claire yelled victoriously.
2 seconds later
"Dang it. I hate it when I'm wrong."
Claire, Will, and Jack stood in the center of what seemed two millions soldiers surrounding them.
"Hey! You've always what Jack?" Claire asked turning to him. He looked at her stiff.
"Nothin'." He said and turned back to the commadore.
"It is my place too." Evelyn said, and took Will's hand in hers. Claire gagged. Or at least made gagging noises.
"Well, I'm feeling rather happy about all this…" Jack said. Claire interrupted. She hugged Evelyn tight.
"See you in the next… movie." She whispered the last part. Evelyn's eyes widened.
"What…?" She whispered. Claire smirked.
"I'm going with Jack… don't worry we'll see each other again soon." Claire winked. She then ran to the edge of the cliff thing where Evelyn first fell over and started all the rocus. And for a moment Claire whished it was the beginning.
Claire leapt over the side, and yelled, " GERANIMO!" And fell heavily into the water.
"Hmm… Guess I'll stay with you two." Cille said and suddenly saw Will and Evelyn look into each other's eyes dreamily.
"Screw that! Wait up Claire!" Cille jumped over the side of the cliff and plunged into the water quickly followed by Jack.
Evelyn and Will
Evelyn was sad to see Claire and Cille go, but she and some how Will knew too, that this was only the beginning…
"So… this is the path you choose? With a blacksmith?" The governor asked right after Norrington charged out furious. Oooh.
"He be no blacksmith. Okay so maybe he is. But he is also… MINE! ALL MINE! Muahahaha!" She said and hugged him tightly.
Will pulled her chin up softly towards his face, and looked into her eyes. Evelyn smiled. This was indeed just the beginning.
Will pushed his soft lips against hers and pulled her into an everlasting embrace, that would last for ever… for her. Cuz if Claire were here, she'd puke. Literally.
Cille, Claire, and Jack
After hauling all three of their asses aboard the Black Pearl, yes it had returned for Jack, they all stared at the crew in shock.
"I thou' you were supposed to keep to the code." Jack stated. Claire drained herself of water, Cille did the same.
"We figured they were more like guidelines anyway." Gibbs said. Claire rolled her eyes at the irony.
"The Pearl is yours Jack." Anna Maria said, and put a cloak around him. Jack touched the reel with great love. He noticed everyone staring.
"Watcha looking' at back to work!" Claire demanded, copying Barabossa's words. Terrified of their lives, they all obeyed, and went to work.
"-And really bad eggs…" All three of our heroes said in unison. Jack looked at them happy, while holding his compass open. The all looked ahead side by side. Friends for evah!
"Drink up me hearties yo ho!" They sang, as Jack closed the compass, like their friendship sealed for life. They'd be back… oh… they'd be back alright.
Drink up me hearties yo ho!
The End…
YOU MUST READ THIS! : I, Claire, which is me in the story, yes my character is Claire. Surprise! Anyway, I am making… A SEQUEL! I am making a sequel to this very story you have just read! It shall be out when I've seen the second Pirates of the Caribbean. Yes, two, and three are coming out. But just so you know. I am making a… SEQUEL! So they're all gonna be back! As sad as I am to see this story come to an end, it had to happen… : (. But I'll be back! So please review for the last time for my story!
-Claire
