Disclaimers: Don't own Disgaea… I made up some characters but that's about it.
My Big Fat Dysfunctional Family
Chapter I: Introductory Diary
I am Akina, one of the three heirs to King Laharl. Currently, I am thirteen years of age in human years. (I dislike counting by demon years; it makes me feel terribly old) The Netherworld has had their hands full with father's 'unnatural disasters' the last couple years. Do all great overlords have powers to DO that? Mother said that when father was about my age, beginning his evil reign, the worst possible things he could do was swing his sword around, swear and throw meteors in anger. Now it seems that feeling any excessive emotion allows him to 'unconsciously' tap into greater power. It is too bad father's trying hard to control his anger above all his emotions. Father swearing, swinging a sword around and hurling meteors would be quite the spectacle.
Anyway I have two siblings. My older brother's name is Oskari. Because he is older by a few minutes he is next in line to the throne. I really don't care much for the throne, I just hate that people treat me as if I 'm way younger than him. Oskari probably would just go along with it. I can think of other ways to make a living. Hell, I have a long life ahead of me, plenty of time to decide. Big brother is very quiet but I know his mind is that of an evil mastermind. I enjoy pondering of what he is secretly concocting in his silence.
The youngest is Ferez. He is… cute. Very cute. And scary. Ferez resembles father save the "antennas" on his head. The scary thing about him is that though he is 'almost' an exact replica of father, he has the sunny disposition of mother, unbearably happy, energetic and even can say love with a straight face.
About me, I am thirteen years of age, as stated above. I believe I am the most mentally stable of all my siblings and my social level is normal as well. (Oskari talks too little, Ferez TOO much) At school I'm the sarcastic bitch on a high horse; so my classmates say behind my back. I can't help being sarcastic it's how I am. Besides, I don't need admiration from my peers. Who needs admiration from their classmates when a castle full of vassals and other people who live in it (for whatever reason) adores you? I'm top ranking in all my classes but the still new love class created by mother. It bothers mother that I can't express love 'wholly.' To be honest, I doubt I can express love at all.
Akina
Author's Notes: Happy (belated) new years everyone! I was planning on uploading this much sooner… As in Christmas sooner but I didn't finish the whole story by then… and it was my plan for the whole Christmas break… Oh well… It was supposed to be some sort of gift but whatever… It may be a while for me to update this… I had writer's block along the many attempts of writing this fic and I probably need a better name as well. It's like a "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" thing in a way… It's my feeble attempt at humor… and at something not romance focused. But it's also a Christmas fic… - ;;; Curse writer's block…. Curse school… Curse everything else… Don't forger to Review!
