Chapter Two

Letters From Percy

A/N: Ok…sorry it's taken longer than originally expected to finish up. I'm glad everyone loved the first chapter so much! I regret to admit that this one doesn't even touch Sirius teaching potions. Don't worry, though- Professor Black will be back! To every who commented, thank you so much! And a special thanks to those who told us which parts they liked best. That will help in chapters to come. Anyways, away with letters from Percy:

Dearest Brother Fredrick:

This is a correspondence in regards to your ghastly behaviors at the dinner party held by Brutus Fortenbrow last eve. As if it was not enough outlandish that you arrived sporting a mexican funeral cloak, you then proceeded to fling vacant bottles of Pourfindel at Mrs. Sanderson's head.

As you know, I am now in a very respectable position. As Secondary Assistant Secretary to one of the Assistant Secretarial Assistants to the Minister of Magic. It would be quite demoralizing to my extremely honorable job if the Ministry were to find out that I was in any way related to someone of your mannerisms. Therefore, I am sending you this dispatch with a few directives that will, shall we say, clear up some misgrievances and facilitate the keeping of my job. Follow these instructions, and you are free to act as childish as you wish:

Color your hair. People as a whole see a redhead and immediately think "Look, there's a Weasley." Preferably black, though I do supposed brown would be suitable as well.

Move to France. I know that there aren't any Weasley's currently living in that part of Europe, so no one in that area would recognize you for who you really are.

Last, and most importantly, change your name from "Weasley" to "Weasly." Obviously, this would assist you in your full identity change.

Please contact me when you have taken the measures, as previously noted in the aforementioned paragraph, required to distance our relationship. After that, do not feel the need to contact me ever again.

-I Remain

Dearest Percy

Look forward to upcoming chapters:

Ronald Weasley Becomes Amish

Snape's Living Room…More Like Dead Room

Harry Confesses His Feelings For Ron

Professor Lupin Goes Into The Film Industry