Maria was so excited. She and her best friend Sasha had magically been sucked into their favourite television show! Inuyasha!

The Inuyasha gang was watching them with great surprise.

"What the...?"

"Oh my god it's Inuyasha!" Maria bubbled. She tackled her favourite character and rubbed his

ears. His ears were every bit as soft and fluffy as she'd ever imagined. His hair was like strands of silk, slipping through her fingers as she combed them through his hair.

"Mine," she said possessively, wrapping her arms around him. She giggled and buried her face in his hair. Feeling weak with exhilaration to actually be here, and to be holding him.

"Hey look Sesshomaru!" Sasha yelled happily, spying her favourite character who was conveniently walking by. Her heart swooned at the sight of Sesshomaru's majestic beauty. Her knees went weak at the sight of beautiful demon lord. She did the only thing a teenage fan girl could do. She tackled him.

"What the..." Inuyasha spluttered, still being held by Maria.

"You handle them like this Brother," Sesshomaru said serenely.

He ripped Sasha's head off.

"Oh."

Inuyasha gutted Maria with his claws.

The fangirls were dead.

There was much rejoicing in the land.