Thank you Ice Spectre for the clarification on the author of that brilliant story. You rock my wooorld!
I don't own these characters, yo! Though if Maria were mine, I'd be kicking everyone's ass for mooching on my woman. But... she's not mine, so don't eat me for thievery. Because I don't claim her. I would, but... I can't. Yes, anyway!
This chapter was written by Kazuar, who seriously needs some sleep.
Kanna's Big Ass Notebook
August 4th - Taisho 14
Alright, I'm starting to get annoyed! Who can charge into a perfect team and screw everything up just by his pretty boy looks and charm? Wooing every girl in the Hanagumi and showing off at the beach! What's his deal?
Anyway, so we're all hanging out down by the shore, and up walks Mister Big Shot carrying a melon and a bat. He chucks the melon down, tosses the bat at Iris (who drops it on her foot and starts crying), then flings his hand towards the melon and yells, "Have at it!"
So Iris (over the crying and acting like it never happened) hangs all over his leg and begs for him to let her wack the thing first. He blindfolds her, spins her, and she goes for it. Maria ends up with a bruised shin, Kohran's glasses get cracked, and Cactus Woman falls into a smelly ol' tide pool in attempt to escape Melon Killer Iris.
I'm hopping mad by the time it's all over, as is nearly everyone else, and realize that Maria and Cactus Woman have left. Kohran is sitting on a rock wringing her hands and looking so mad she could ignite something with a glare, and Iris and Sakura are chowing down on melon. He's now over there telling Orihime she should model for a clothing company he's apparently inheriting. Don't see Reni at all. Maybe she wised up and ran away.
That's all for right now, he's coming this way flexing his muscles at me. Blah!
Maria Tachibana's Diary
August 4th, 1927
I'm terribly concerned about the Hanagumi. The cohesiveness of our unit has been broken into tiny pieces since that man showed up. Their performance on the battlefield is poor. The Captain seems to have been demoted for It to step into the position. Instead of fighting, the girls are all trying to impress him. I admit I have slipped a time or two. His velvety voice commanding me over the intercom...
What am I saying! Forget that, it's irrelevant. If that man does not go, I will personally put a bullet through his heart. I'm convinced he is not human! There is no way one person could be so strong and skilled! Attempting to better my marksmanship by showing me his 'pointers'.
There is no more I wish to write on this subject; my blood is boiling. As of right now, I'm sitting back and waiting for the Captain to snap out of it.
Sakura's Dairy
August 4th, 14th year of Taisho
Bakaaaa! How could he leave me and go after Sumire-san like that! Her little (key word here) flattering bathing suit won his attention right off the bat! Argh I'm so mad I could scream! He and I were having the best time... grrrrrrrr!
Oh dear... did I write all of that? It's him... he's getting to me! Feeding on our minds... Waaah! What is he? He's so special and muscular and heroic! There's nothing he can't do! Wait, I take that back - he hasn't died yet. Maria-san has shot at him, Kanna-san almost broke his face, and I think Kohran might have poisoned his drink!
We're falling apart! He's turning us against each other! The jealousy I feel when he's around is so... overwhelming! We're all so... out of CANON!
