A.N: Hey everyone...thank you to my reviewers...and Laura, every character is going to eventually act ooc...just because it's funnier that way...and the storywill get funnier in my opinion eventually..
Chapter 2
Going Bowling
As soon as the meal was over Minerva went in search of Albus. She first looked in his office, but there was no one there with the exception of Fawkes, so she made her way to the door until she spotted a note on the couch in front of the fire.
Minerva,
Sorry to have left in such a hurry. I'll explain it to you as soon as I get back.
-Albus
"Well that was very informative." Minerva tossed the note aside and decided to put her time to good use by doing some cleaning. Ten minutes passed and Albus was still nowhere to be seen.
"Albus where are you?"
"Right here," Just as Minerva made to leave Albus opened the door, but he wasn't alone.
"Albus? Do you plan on telling me what the bloody hell is going on?"
"Did you clean up in here?"
"Just tell me what's going on."
"It looks nice, but this goes here, you see," he stopped when he saw the death glare she was giving him. "Alright then, ummm where was I…? Oh yes! It's all quite simple really, I was reading my chocolate frog card, and I noticed something. At the very end of my little biography, it says that I like tenpin bowling. I haven't gone bowling for years you know, and then it hit me…"
"What hit you," she snapped at him.
"Don't you see, I've decided to go bowling, and Harry has agreed to come along with us?"
"Excuse me, I must have misheard you. I believe you just said us."
"No you heard me correctly."
"You know one of us has to show some form of responsibility around here. I have seventh year Ravenclaw papers to grade, and you have all of these letters to answer from the new Minister…"
"And that is exactly why the all of us need a break." At that Albus took Minerva's hand and led her out of his office and down to the Entrance Hall with Harry right on their tail. When they got to the steps, Minerva looked down and notice that a large crowd of people seemed to be taking a break from there work.
"Surely, all of them don't plan on joining us?" Minerva looked at all of the students and professors that would be joining them, and she saw Hermione, Ron, Luna, Ginny, Neville, Hagrid, Poppy Pomfrey, Rolanda Hooch and…Severus Snape?
"How did Albus get you into this?"
"Hmm, oh, he made me an offer I couldn't refuse," and leaning towards her he said, "Remedial Potions with Longbottom. I didn't know he had that kind of blackmail in him."
"Well Albus has always been full of surprises."
"How did he get the stern old Professor McGonagall to come along on this little adventure of ours?"
"He said I needed a break."
"And you caved into that? If I had known you would go to such lengths for the Headmaster, I would have gotten him to persuade you long ago to teach the 7th year Gryffindors sewing, but he seemed to think that I was skilled enough with a needle to humiliate myself in front of all of my 7th year Gryffindor students.
"Well you should just be happy that you don't have to teach Physical Education to the 7th year Slytherins. Honestly, I think Albus takes pleasure in watching us suffer like this…and Albus what on earth are you doing to us?"
"We're going to a Muggle bowling alley; we have to dress appropriately..."
"Then what the bloody hell are we wearing?" Minerva looked around at herself and the other professors and found that they were all wearing baggy jeans, XXL t-shirts, and baseball caps that were turned to the left so that they were on sideways.
"Clothes of course, they're quite hip among the muggle teenagers these days, and I must say they are quite comfortable."
"If you haven't noticed Albus, none of us are teenagers…far from it in fact. Now if you don't mind, I'm going back up to my office to finish those papers. I don't have time for this."
But before Minerva had even turned around to leave, she felt Albus's hand grasping hers, and before she knew it, she was feeling a familiar tug behind her nasal. They landed in a dark alleyway, so Albus led them out and through a pair of doors into what appeared to be the bowling alley. Minerva found herself to be in the strangest room she had ever seen in her life, and that would be saying something considering she lived in a magical school, and she lived with Albus Dumbledore.
