A/N: I must warn you all now, in this chapter, the characters will lose all sense of logic, so just try and go with it…have fun…lol…
Chapter 4: Surprise Guests
Every one of them turned their heads around to see what Severus was looking at. To what seemed to be everyone's horror, it was a group of known death eaters with none other than Lord Voldemort at the head of the crowd. Among the death eaters were Lucius Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange, Nott, Avery, Crabbe, and Goyle. A few or the others' faces were still hidden beneath their black hoods.
"Ah, Tom, how lovely for you and your guests to join us on this beautiful evening. And, while you seem to have attempted to dress up as Muggles, I'm afraid that all of that…er…what's that word…bling-bling is the symbol of a…er…not again…Arthur could you help me out with this one?"
"What the headmaster seems to be saying is, you all look like pimps with all of your bling-bling and such."
"You know Weasley, some of us wizarding families are better than others, so…"
"Umm, Malfoy, you know, we've heard this speech quite a few times already, so do you mind just shutting up before I am forced to hurt you." Mr. Weasley seemed as though another second in the same room with Malfoy would make him snap, so Dumbledore decided he should cut in, before anything got out of hand.
"Well, now, we can't have any fighting at a time like this, after all we're in a bowling alley, and according to Merlin's Fifth Law or War, no fights are allowed in or around a bowling alley."
Harry looked over at Hermione, and with his eyes asked her if Dumbledore was telling the truth, but she just shrugged her shoulders. Voldemort seemed to be having similar thoughts so he leaned over to Malfoy and asked, "Is that true?"
"It must be, he does know everything, and who ever read past Merlin's First Law in the first place?"
"Alright, Dumby. You win this round, but…I'll be back!"
"Actually, Tommy, you'll find that under SectionB of the Fifth Law of Merlin, no enemies, on entering a current occupant's bowling alley, may leave without serving drinks and participating in a competition of the ultimate bowler."
"Umm, you better be right Dumbledore." He snapped his fingers and drinks appeared in front of everyone. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Remus were the first to take a sip of their drinks. The first thing out of Ron's mouth was, "I love you, Hermione," and the first thing out of Hermione's mouth was, "I love you, Ron."
Minerva looked at Albus, and said, "There must be something in the drinks…should we stop them?"
"No, no…this is getting interesting."
Everyone looked over at Harry expectantly, but he burst out, "AND I LOVE DRACO…" When he saw that everyone was staring at him, he backed away a little bit and said, "I mean, Ginny." The only two people who had heard Harry and who didn't seem confused at what Harry just said were Lucius and Snape. Malfoy had just wet himself and passed out on the floor, while Snape conjured up some of Ogden's best, and seemed to have been working extremely hard to get completely smashed.
Remus and Tonks were the only magical people who didn't hear what Harry had said because at thesamemoment, Remus seemed to have shouted out something about being in love with Sirius.
Once everyone seemed to have settled down, and Lucius had regained consciousness, Voldemort looked expectantly at Dumbledore, "Well old man, do you plan on telling us what this competition is all about?"
"Yes, yes, but first we have to make a bet. Seeing as how you're newat this, I'll give you the opportunity to choose the bet's finer details."
"Ok, well, if my team wins, then we get to keep Hogwarts, and…and…the loser has to wear a pink frilly dress on the day of the final battle."
"Albus, you can't seriously…"
"Hmm, possible chance of losing Hogwarts, which would lead to a great amount of death and destruction…I see nothing wrong with this...and I wouldn't mind wearing a pink dress…ok, deal…but the dress has to have white lace on it."
"It's settled then, let's begin."
The game seemed to go pretty smoothly. Harry was pretty surprised that Voldemort wasn't cheating, and a little voice in the back of his head was surprised that Dumbledore wasn't sabotaging his team so that he would have to wear a pink dress with white lace. In the end though, Dumbledore pulled through and won the game for them.
"Ok then, it was fun Dumbledore, we'll have to lunch sometime…perhaps tea and some crumpets? Wormtail makes some simply divine scones you'll have to try sometime. Ta ta then!" And with that, he simply began to walk away without a second thought, though, his death eaters didn't seem to want to leave without a good bloody fight. Voldemort waved them on though, so they couldn't exactly argue.
"PROFESSOR! How can you just let them walk away," Harry then lowered his voice to a whisper, "what about the prophecy?"
"Don't worry about that just now, Harry."
"But, Albus, we can't just let them walk out of here unharmed? They are death eaters."
"Unharmed, yes…but untouched, not exactly. Look at the back of Voldemort's head."
Minerva looked over at Voldemort's head and found a flashing pink sign that said, "I smell like dungbombs, and I love it!"
"Come one everyone, let's get back to Hogwarts while we still can."
As Dumbledore made to lead everyone back to Hogwarts, Lucius Malfoy went up to Voldemort and asked him, "My lord, how can we just let them walk out of here unharmed, it's Harry Potter and Dumbledore!"
"Unharmed, for now...but untouched, not exactly. Look at the back of the bearded one's head."
Malfoy turned around to look at Dumbledore's head and saw this rainbow colored sign that said, "Lemon Drops are Icky, but I still love them."
Everyone walked away pretty satisfied with their little prank, but the two muggle men Bob, and the man that sold them the food, Arnie, walked over to each other. Bob said, "Hey Arnie! Weren't thosepeople pretty shifty? Do these people always come around the alley."
"Well you could say that today was just another day at the alley."
End
A/N 2: Well, that's it...I really hoped that everyone liked the story...I had a lot of fun writing it...The bit about Harry loving Draco and Remus loving SiriusI added in for my friend Laura...and the Ron/Hermione line was for my friend Alicia...
