"Grand morning, fellow students!" Madame Morrible greeted her class while sporting a white apron and chef's hat that really didn't work well with her hair. "Today is the first day of learning culinary arts!"
Elphaba, Boq, Fiyero, and Galinda looked at each other miserably.
"How much longer until this class is over?" Boq asked quietly.
"More like how much longer can we stand before our legs fall asleep..." Fiyero answered after Boq.
"Boys!" Madame Morrible shouted at Boq and Fiyero. "Do you have something to share with the class?"
"No, Madame Morrible." Boq and Fiyero answered.
"Well then pay attention!"
"Yes, Madame Morrible."
"Now, I'd like to know first-hand." Madame Morrible continued. "Does anyone already know how to cook?"
Galinda shot her hand up in the air.
"Galinda, what in Oz are you doing?" Elphaba whispered to Galinda.
"I'm saying that I can cook!" Galinda answered.
"Galinda, putting an Oz Tart in a toaster and then burning it to chars is not considered cooking."
"Oh."
Galinda put her hand down.
"You burned an Oz Tart?" Fiyero asked Galinda, trying to control his laughter.
"It only happened that one time!" Galinda protested.
"And when was that 'one time'?" Boq asked.
Galinda mumbled,
"This morning."
Boq and Fiyero looked at her for five seconds and then bursted out laughing.
"BOYS!" Madame Morrible yelled.
"SHE BURNED AN OZ TART!" Boq and Fiyero cried as they laughed, making all of the other students laugh as well.
