The Secret
By: Freewater
Disclaimer: I do not own, nor do I think I own any of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Characters. This story was written just for the plain fun of it.
Rating: R
Pairings: Seto/Joey
Notes: I'm going to be using their English names because I feel like it.
Warnings: This is a YAOI story (sort of)
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Chapter Five
Joey loved his sister dearly, she always knew what he needed and when he needed it without needing to ask half the time.
She'd figured out what his call was for pretty quickly, he had to give her that much. He couldn't help but grin at the memory of how disappointed she sounded when she couldn't get a trip into Domino City at the last second. So instead, she had a package delivered to him from the overnight mail.
Joey's father eyed the box curiously when it arrived at their mailbox, but Joey was quick to snatch it up and run it into his room before he could open it. Hastily explaining that it was new Duel Monster equipment Serenity had sent to him.
How he wished she could be there with him to help him. He didn't know much about girly things, she did. And it was already noon, Kaiba would be picking him up for their date in about five hours!
Joey lit a cigarette and took a calming puff. He didn't smoke often, just when he was nervous about something, and the box of feminine products sitting innocently on the bathroom counter, waiting for him to open was making him twitch.
Joey took another drag of his cigarette before tossing it into the toilet where it gave a dying fizz before going out into the water. He approached the box and tore off the tape, peering inside.
There was a letter on top of everything addressed to him. He quickly took it and backed away a few steps, not yet ready to deal with what was inside.
Dear Joey,
Hey big bro/sis! I'm so glad you're actually going to do this! You'll look so pretty by the time your done! I put a camera in the box, so when you finish getting dressed I want you to take a few
pictures of yourself and send the camera back to me. Mom wants to see them too, she's actually a little cheerier around the house since I told her you were dressing up to go on a date!
Anyway, love you! Send me a letter back!
Serenity
Also enclosed in the letter was a list of instructions on what everything was for and how to use them.
Joey looked up from the letter and back at the box, which was open and taunting him.
He puffed out his chest. How difficult could a bunch of perfumes and soaps be?
He walked back over to the box and pulled out a can of something called "Skintimate For Legs" and he groaned.
This was going to be harder then he thought.
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One and a half hours later, Joey had a towel wrapped around her mid-section, cursing when she cut herself for a third time trying to shave her legs. Nearly losing her balance and toppling over from where she stood with one leg propped up on the bathtub. She was thankful that they were only tiny slits that bled for a second or two before going dry, but it was still stung a bit.
She never realized how hairy her legs were until she started shaving them. She had no more hair then the average boy, but for the next little while, until Kaiba had his fun at least, she would have to be a girl. For the most part, anyway. It wasn't like Yugi or anyone else was ever going to find out about her. She would just have to not wear any shorts around him or Tristan until it grew back.
Joey's stomach tightened at the thought. The last time Tristan had seen her as a woman she'd been thirteen years old, right after he finally convinced her to keep on dressing like a boy. And even then, she was a young lady back then, only just starting to fill out. Now, she was practically a woman.
Joey shivered. Fuck, she hated being a girl, and desperately wished that she was a boy. Girls were gross. They were smaller, weaker, had monthly... visitors. They got pregnant and were considered sluts if they slept around too much, whereas guys could do just that and get away with it. They did nothing but focus on their looks and spend hours in the bathroom, kind of like what she was being forced to do.
A loud banging sound made Joey jump. "Hurry up in there Boy! I need to get in there soon!"
"Sorry dad!" She cried out, carefully using her boy voice as she finished with her legs, packed up her stuff and ran into her room to finish before her father could see her.
Two and a half hours after that, Joey had an iron in her hair, trying it get it to flair out at the ends like the instructions Serenity left told her to do. Evidently it was the style for women with short hair like hers.
She took a glance at her watch. Just one more hour and then Kaiba would be there to pick her up.
Joey pulled out a pencil eye liner and tried to darken her eyes, but she'd never worn it before, and it took a few tries before she could stop her eyes from watering before she could get it on properly.
Next, she applied a bit of cover up to her face. The instructions told her to only dab her forehead and cheeks before spreading it around, and at first she thought that Serenity had to of made a mistake of some kind, because there was no way that could be enough.
She was about to add more, but then she remembered that every time she went against the proper instruction, more often then not, she ended up looking like a fool. So she dabbed the cover up just like she was told and evenly rubbed it along her face.
There were other sorts of weird looking make-up cases in the box of all different colours, they were supposed to go on her eyes and cheeks, but she wasn't sure she would choose the right colours or get them on right despite Serenity's specific instructions, so she left them out and applied some of Serenity's sparkle natural colour lipstick. Smacking her lips when finished.
Joey looked herself over in the mirror, turned her head to get a better look at herself, blinked, and blinked again.
She never thought she would think it about herself, but she was actually very pretty. The black dress made her look slimmer then what she really was, and it flowed to just above her knees, exposing her slim legs and painted toenails, she didn't paint her finger nails since she didn't want the hassle of trying to scrape off the colour later when she changed back into a boy.
She grinned at herself, her male mind coming back with some perverted ideas. "I'd do me." She said wickedly, wishing she could stand in two places at once, dressed as a boy and as the girl she saw in the mirror so she could whistle at herself.
Joey went into the box again and fished out the disposable camera, holding it at an arms length with the lense pointed at her, she smiled and took the picture, wondering what Serenity would think when she saw her. Or even better, what her mother would think!
Joey threw the camera back into the safety of the box, pulling out the platform sandals and shoulder purse next.
Joey sweat dropped. The platform sandals she was sure she could take, at least they weren't high heels. The last time she tried wearing those she sprained both her ankles, it was the purse she was sure to have trouble with.
It was so tiny! Why did girls even carry them around if all they looked like they could fit inside
was a small cell phone? It would be nothing but a pain for her to carry and an even bigger pain not to forget such a tiny little thing.
Girls were fucked in the head. How could this be the style!
Joey contemplated leaving it behind, but when she looked at the clock and saw that it was four forty-five she jumped, scrambling around to throw on her school uniform. She threw on her blue jacket and tucked the skirt inside her pants, grabbing the purse and shoes before running out the room. Keeping her head down in case her father saw her.
He was on the couch, watching TV. "Later pop," She called.
He didn't look up, just made a vague wave with his hand. "See ya, boy."
And she was out the door and in the elevator. Kaiba would most likely early. He always was, just so he could make fun of her for being late. Bastard.
Sure enough, an entire ten minutes early, there was his limo, parked right outside the glass doors and gaining a lot of what she knew Kaiba would think as unwanted attention.
She didn't wait for an invitation this time when she opened the door and let herself in, sitting across from Kaiba, who gave her a very odd stare.
"You didn't get ready." He said, the driver taking off to wherever it was they were going.
"Yes I did!" Joey shot back, taking off her jacket and sneakers, before removing her pants and tossing them on the floor. Irritated that all her hours of hard work had gone unnoticed.
Kaiba blinked at her, eyes going wider then normal at the sight of her wearing the dress before reverting back to their normal state. "Oh," Was all he could say.
Joey leaned down, pushed a strand of her blonde hair out of her face and put on her shoes. Not realizing the nice view of her cleavage she was giving the CEO, who stared without shame.
"So where we going?" She asked.
Kaiba ripped his eyes away before she could see him, and he smirked. "Surprise."
Joey shrugged, leaning against the door and looking out the window. "Okay."
During their drive, Joey didn't realize that she had started to rub her legs together beneath her dress. She'd never shaved them before and the feeling of freshly shaved legs was something she knew, with practice, that she could definitely get used to. They felt wonderfully smooth and soft, and she suddenly had an idea of why so many women were so obsessed with keeping their legs so smooth all the time.
It had nothing to do with impressing their men, it was for their own benefit.
Kaiba watched her rubbing her legs together with a scowl on his face hidden behind a miserable blush. Hating her for teasing him in such a cruel manner.
Only when he felt the beginnings of a nose bleed did he say anything.
"Will you stop that!"
Joey immediately stopped, and she looked at him with wonder. "Stop what?"
"That!" Kaiba pointed at her legs, and Joey looked around but couldn't find anything.
"I don't know what you're talking about, Kaiba." She said.
"Stop rubbing your legs!"
"Oh. Why?" She asked.
Kaiba didn't say anything, and a brilliant light flashed across her face.
"You were getting turned on!" She accused, trying not to laugh and pointing at him.
Kaiba blushed just as hard as he glared, and Joey let out her laughter.
"Don't worry about it, Kaiba! It's not a big deal you know. I mean, right before I came outside I was thinking about how I would do myself looking the way I do!"
Kaiba's body remained tense except for the movement of his left arm. It reached across the leather seat beside him and grabbed his briefcase before placing it as normally as he could over his lap.
Joey recognised the act, and her laughter continued.
"I don't see what's so funny about this!" Kaiba growled, irritated with himself for the show of weakness.
Joey suddenly had the image of Kaiba kissing her flash in her mind, and she smirked. If Kaiba could dish it out then he could take it too.
Slowly, more to prevent herself rom tripping over her own feet rather then looking seductive, Joey crawled her way over to Kaiba's seat, throwing away his briefcase and setting herself comfortably on his lap. Kaiba's mad blush getting darker with her there. Sighing as she wriggled around on his erection until satisfied.
Wasn't he the one supposed to be seducing her?
Kaiba groaned. "What are you doing?" He asked.
"Experimenting," She chirped. "I've spent all my teenage life as a boy, I've only ever kissed other girls so I'd like to know what it's like to be with a boy." As if to prove her point, she ground herself hard against him, and Kaiba's breath hitched as he grabbed onto her arms to hold on for the ride.
"You... you can't be serious." He moaned.
"About being with all those girls? No, not really. But I bet it gives you a lot of bad thoughts, eh?" She said, giggling. "I'm such a slut."
"No shit!" Kaiba growled. The last thing he needed was for her to make him come in his pants, so he threw her off him on the empty spot next to him.
Joey gave him an odd look while he took a deep breath to calm himself down.
"What was that for?" She asked. She was having fun.
Kaiba crossed his arms while the limo came to a stop. "We're here." He said.
Joey looked out the window, seeing nothing too special at all. "Downtown Domino?" She asked.
Kaiba opened the door and stepped out, holding it open for her before shutting the door. "I was thinking we'd take a walk." He smirked.
Joey paled, and Kaiba chuckled at the sight. "What's the matter, puppy dog?"
Joey sneered at him. She'd stupidly assumed that Kaiba would be taking her somewhere indoors. Somewhere where there was no risk of someone she knew seeing her in the state she was in. "You prick." She hissed.
Kaiba grabbed her wrist and yanked her out the door. "Aw, c'mon, don't be like that. This should be really... interesting. Wouldn't you agree?"
Joey turned her head away and mumbled something incoherently, hugging herself and feeling naked and exposed now that she was out of the limo where people could actually see her.
She heard a whistling sound off in the distance, and a guy wearing roller blades grabbed her ass for a quick feel before disappearing.
Joey's face went red. "Forget it, I can't do this." She said, trying to get back into the limo before it drove away on her.
Kaiba grabbed her arm and spun her around, putting his hand around her waist and walking with her. Now, now, you wouldn't afraid would you?" He asked.
Joey looked down at her feet. "No," She squeaked.
To her surprise, Kaiba gave her a supportive squeeze. "Good, now, surely you must know about the duel monsters convention today? Right?" He asked.
"Well, yeah, I do, but I have no money." Joey said.
Kaiba smirked. "You're my date today, whatever you get is on me."
"Really!" Joey asked.
Kaiba rethought his words. "Well, within reason of course. I'm not going to let you buy out one of the stores on a whim." He said.
Joey squealed and latched onto his arm. "Thank you!"
And again, Kaiba smirked, liking the feeling of having her there on his arm. "Don't mention it puppy."
To Be Continued...
A.N: Nothing much happened in this chapter, but the date will take place over the next three to four chapters, and I have another reviewer here that didn't show up on the review page when I copied and pasted the names, so when it does show upI'll update this page to include all names
Thank You:
chibikuro rose-sama
Youkaiyouko: Duke will be involved, but not like that. Despite how mean his character was in the "Innocent Joke" Series, I really do like his character, so expect to see him in the next chapter or two. Love is for fools
Baka Kitsune Sam
SapphireandHoneyStormWell, I didn't think it would be funny, but I'm glad that it is as long as people like it blue-eyes
honeypup: Wow, thank you
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storyfreak
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Rena Lupin
Muchacha
QueenNarca
Darkwitch17
aloneforevemore
Dark Magician Of Chaos
Princess Of Kamui: I wrote down the story as being a Yaoi since Joey is an original Male character, and as for the idea, I'm not too sure where it came from, I've had the idea for about a year now, and this story shouldn't be as long as the "Innocent Joke" series
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