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A/N: SilverPunk with an attiude: No, you have them right, but, in the beginning, I warned people this wasn't going to follow the show... closely. Vid Z.: Yes, but, if I had that happen, this whole part couldn't happen! I'll think of some excuse that will work... for now...
Previously on Stargate SG-1
John's eyes shot open. He sat up to find his former 2IC in her former CO's arms "Jack!" he whispered loudly "This is against regulations!"
"What is?" Sara asked sleepily, rolling over
"This isn't what it looks like!" Sam protested in a whisper as she tried to untangle herself from Jack and his sleep bag.
"It sure looks like it though" John said with a smirk
The unmistakenable sound of a card sliding and the door opening sent chills down three peoples backs. (John had trouble remembering he wasn't Air Force)
"Colonel Carter and General O'Neill!" a shocked voice asked "What is the meaning of this?"
All four looked at the shocked face of General Hank Landry and the three familiar figures behind him. Daniel Jackson, Teal'c... and Jacob Carter.
And now the continuation...
"Sam, what the hell..." "General O'Neill, this is highly..." Jacob and 'Hank' began
"QUIET!" Jack shouted
The two men silenced, Jacob glaring mightly at Jack.
"First of all, this is NOT what if looks like" he began trying to untangle Carter's LONG legs from his
Jacob nodded skeptically "Jack, so help me, I meet you in a dark alley, you're dead"
"DAD!"
"Samantha, perhaps you'd like to explain your part in this?" he asked swinging around to face his daughter
"Uhh, not really" she mumbled
"Jack?" Daniel began "Who's that?"
Jack turned to see Daniel staring at 'Clone' Carter
"That's Sam's clone" he explained
Everyone gaped at him
"What?"
"You just called her Sam" Daniel explained
Jack appeared to ponder this for a moment "Uhh.. so?"
"So... she's your second-in-command and it's against regulations..." Daniel tried, wondering how come no one else was explaining this. After all, he and Teal'c were the only two who was not part of the Air Force...
"Is not"
"Is too"
"She's not" Jack protested
"She is..." he paused and looked around "Right?"
"Technically not..." Hank Landry began "But, I think it could be argued-"
"Oh for cryin' out loud!" Jack protested
A strangled gasp came from behind them. Everyone turned to see Sara sway then faint...
"Maybourne, you're an idiot every day of the week, why couldn't you just take one day off?"
She blinked
"You know you really will like me when you get to know me" she was saying as they started up the ramp "Oh, I adore you already" Jack replied sarcastically
"Sara? Sara, baby, talk to me, Sara? No, Sara, wake up, Sara, please" a voice was imploring her. She couldn't. So tired...
"Jack..." she whispered before completely blacking out
OoOoOoOo
Everyone glanced at Jack
"Why are you looking at me?" he asked
"She called your name"
"So?"
Sam was ignoring the voices and took Sara's wrist and tried to take her pulse. A thick silver bracelet adorned it. Sam tried to move it but it wouldn't budge. She attempted to remove it but to her astonishment, it couldn't be take up. She looked up and saw her Dad and Jack arguing...
"She's my daughter-"
"She's MY 2IC"
"NOT ANYMORE!"
Jack glared at him "YOU-"
"General! Dad!"
"What?" they asked simutaneously
She ignored them and turned to John "How do you get this thing off?" she asked
He shrugged "She never took it off, ever.I asked her about it once. She didn't seem to hear me. I asked her again and she just shrugged and said she had always had it"
Sam touched it again "I've never seen this type of metal before. It looks like Asgard design"she said
Sara flung her arms, hitting the metal headboard with her bracelet. White light filled the room
"Oh crap" Sam whispered as white light carried her and Sara away.
OoOoOoOoOoOo
"What the..." Jack began as Sam and
"Where'd they go?" General Landry asked looking around as if he expected them to pop out of a near by closet
"I don't know" John and Jack simutaneously
"It appears that the Asgard had need of Colonel Carter and the clone" Teal'c said, seemingly unconcerned
OoOoOoOoOoOo
"Oww" Carter mumbled as her rear hit the cold, hard floor hard.
She turned to see Sara sitting up
"How do you feel?" she asked
Sara blinked rapidly "What do you mean?" she asked standing up with one quick and graceful move.
"You passed out back there"
"Back where?" Sara asked smoothing her hair
Carter stared at her "Back on Earth..."
Sara gave her a questioning glance "I have NO idea what you are talking about and what IS this place?" she asked looking around
"It looks like a Asgard labatory" Sam said after a brief look around
"Ya think?"
"Hey, you asked"
"I'm not an idiot"
"I never said you were!"
Sara collapsed to her knees
"Oh god, not again" Sam begged hurrying over "What's wrong?"
"My head... hurts" she whispered
"Are you having flashbacks?" Sam asked
She nodded, obviously in pain
"You must be remembering. Maybe your false idenity and and your true idenity are colliding, just to much information in your brian-"
"AHH!" Sara complained "My head hurts, remember?"
Jack was standing in the door way "All right Carter, come on, on your feet let's go"
"I was wondering when you were going to show up"
"You just gonna sit there?"
"Too tired sir"
"ACK!" she screamed rolling over
"Sara, Sara, try not to think, it will just hurt more" Sam said reaching an arm out
"Where's that damn Asgard?" she hissed between her clenched teeth
"I don't know!"
Sara looked at her bracelet "I remember this" she said slowly "You press a button and..."
"Contact Thor and see..."
"Hey guys!" Sara called as they landed on the bed
"You ok?" both 'Jack's' called simutaneously
"Yeah, we were beamed to an Asgard labatory. I think it was Loki's..."
Sara sighed "Hold up Sam, I REALLY need some aspirin!"
John dug a one out of his pockets and tossed it to her. Sara stepped over to the nightstand and gulped it down "Thanks John"
She handed him a comb and he automatically began brushing her hair. After several strokes. he stopped "What?" he asked looking at the different faces. Teal'c was merely observing them, General Landry and Daniel were gawking, Sam and Jack looked envious and Jacob looked like he was about to throttle him. After all, Sara was technically his daughter. "Oh come on you guys" he objected "Daniel, you know me. When I was big, I never got to touch Carter, now I get too. I like to brush her hair, it's soft"
At that peculiar statement, most of the people turned various shades of red or white
"I remember"
Everyone swung to look at Sara
"No, I don't remember being... you" she said pointing to Sam "But I'm feeling... lots of emtions and names are swirling around in my head"
"Like what?" John asked
"Narim, Martouf, Orlin, Jack, Jack, Jack" she looked up "You had strong feelings for Martouf and Jack" she said not realizing that she could quite possibly be ruining the careers of two Air Force officers "I take it you are the Jack"
Jack started "I uhh.."
Thor suddenly appeared "Colonel Carter, I regret to have to inform you and your clone of this but... Loki refuses to speak"
"Thor" Sara said looking at him steadily "I'm dying"
"whistles innocently"
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