The Secret

By: Freewater

Disclaimer: I do not own, nor do I think I own any of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Characters. This story was written just for the plain fun of it.

Rating: R

Pairings: Seto/Joey

Archive: If you want this story for your website then just e-mail me to let me know and it's yours

Notes: I'm going to be using their English names because I feel like it.

Warnings: This is a YAOI story (sort of)

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Chapter Eleven

ONE YEAR LATER:

"Kaiba had better appreciate this." Joey grumbled.

Serenity and Tristan smirked as the blonde headed girl picked at her outfit uncomfortably.

Serenity wound up the disposable camera in her hands. "I'm sure he'll like it bro," She said, having never gotten out of the habit of calling her sister 'bro'. "You're both graduating in a few weeks, and Prom is coming up, so you want to get this done and over with before then so he can take you."

Joey sighed. "I guess so, but I'm telling you he's not the dancing type, and I really don't mind either." She said.

Tristan waved it off. "Everybody dances at Prom. He'll have to dance with you for at least one song."

"Is that so?" Said Serenity. "Does that mean you'll be dancing with me?" She asked slyly.

Tristan went red. "I... well, uh..."

"You're damn right he will!" Joey snarled, glaring at Tristan. "And you're going to show her a good time too in ways that don't involve sex! Otherwise I'll have to hunt you down and beat you!" She threatened, baring her fist at him.

Tristan put up his hands as if to defend himself. "Okay! Okay! I'll show Serenity the time of her life. Babe, I'll show you the time of your life." He said, grinning nervously at his girlfriend who was smiling sweetly at him.

"Good," Joey said, walking out of the room to find herself a mirror, and when she was gone Serenity started whispering in Tristan's ear all the sexy things they could do when her big sister wasn't around to watch over her.

"Serenity! I think you put on too much make-up!" Joey yelled, looking at the colour of her eyeshadow with uncertainty in the bathroom mirror.

"I did not Joey, that's how all the girls are wearing it." Serenity explained, coming up from behind to have a look.

"These clothes are too tight."

"Again, it's the style." Said Serenity.

Joey looked from her sister to herself in the mirror before snorting. "Sluts."

Serenity laughed and had her sister pose before taking the picture. "Okay, we're done, lets get to your school already. I wanna see how this turns out."

Joey sighed, looking at Tristan's grinning face before turning to glance at herself one more time in the mirror. "Great." She sighed.

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"Is Joseph Wheeler present?" Asked the near blind teacher, looking out into the silent classroom expectantly when there was no answer.

The old woman 'hmphed' and marked down Joey as being Absent until he could come in and she could change it to say Late, as was the usual routine.

Kaiba looked at Joey's empty chair with concern. Joey said she had a surprise for him that day, so why was she late? She was never late when she was doing something for him. Was she sick? He hoped not. The last time Joey got sick it was something extremely contagious and he couldn't even sit next to her bedside for a full three weeks until she got better.

That was an experience he would much rather not be repeated.

"All right then class, your book work is on the board, get to work now." She said, sitting down and marking off some papers.

Things were pretty quiet aside form the gentle scratching of all the pencils until a blonde haired girl, wearing an unbelievably tight school uniform, walked in. Tristan close behind while Serenity stood by the door. Keeping herself hidden from the teacher's near blind eyes.

There were a few low sounding cat calls and whistles, the teacher being close to deaf couldn't hear them, but Kaiba ignored them all and didn't bother to even raise his head.

Some insufferable twit had decided to dress like a skank to get some attention. It was bound to happen, Prom was coming up and there were a few people left who were still desperately searching for dates.

Kaiba had already received offers from at least eleven girls, each and every one of them dropping not so subtle hints onto his lap about the time he would have if he took them.

No one knew he was already taken, Joey still had yet to reveal herself, but not that he minded. Kaiba hated dancing and would probably skip out on the Prom anyway.

Joey smirked at the sight of her lover, sitting hunched over his chair, furiously writing out his work so he would have no homework and so that he might have more time for his company.

Such a hard worker. She should reward him.

Ignoring the eight boys staring at her tits, Joey sauntered on over to Kaiba's desk, took a seat on it and lifted his chin before leaning down and kissing him so quickly he couldn't even react to her mouth now fully on his.

All the boys let out loud cheers while most of the girls either made sounds of shock and outrage or looked at Joey with a rising envy.

Kaiba's eyes were wide until he realized just who was kissing him, and he wasted no time in cupping her cheek and kissing back, his other hand planted nicely on her knee.

The cat calls only got louder, and finally the old woman noticed and looked up, having to adjust her thick glasses to make sure she was seeing right.

"Young lady, you will cease that behaviour this moment and get back into your seat!"

Joey and Kaiba were forced to break apart their kiss, and they looked at each other.

"You're really doing it?" Asked Kaiba, and Joey nodded.

"Yeah, I'm doing it."

"What is your name, young lady?" The teacher asked briskly.

Joey turned towards the teacher. "Josephine Wheeler." She said, at which point Yugi, Tea and Duke all stared at her, dumbstruck.

'Joey's a girl!' Thought Yugi in a haze.

"Yes, Aibou, she is." Said Yami, appearing before him but invisible to the other students.

'You knew about this? Why didn't you tell me?' Asked Yugi, his eyes wide with wonder as to how his best friend could be a woman and he wouldn't have noticed.

Yami shook his transparent head. "It was her secret to tell, Aibou, not mine, but since she has let it out, I see no harm in telling you the shorter part of the story." He said.

'What happened?' Asked Yugi. 'Why would he... uh, she need to do such a thing?'

Yami quickly cut to the chase. "Joey grew up around gangs and weapons, it wasn't safe for a woman, so, to keep herself protected, she and Tristan devised the plan that she dress as a man to ward off predators."

'Tristan knows?' Yugi inwardly shouted, turning towards the brunet to see that he didn't at all look too shocked to see Joey sitting on Kaiba's desk.

Yami nodded. "You have told me that they have been friends for longer then you have, the only reason I know is because we bumped into her at the convention last year and I sensed what she really was. She begged me not to tell anyone, so I haven't." Yami said, sighing. "I hope you understand."

Yugi nodded, still stunned. 'I understand, but I still wish he... er... she could have told us. This is going to take some getting used to.'

Yami agreed with him. "Yes, probably, but this doesn't make her any different from the trouble maker you knew yesterday." He pointed out.

Yugi smiled at him weakly. 'I know, you're right. But Joey just kissed Kaiba, wouldn't that mean...?' Yugi trailed off before cluing in. 'Josephine! Now I get it, the woman Kaiba was dating from last year! Blue Eyes White Dragon!' He shouted inwardly before looking thoughtful. 'Wasn't there something that happened between her and Duke...?'

"Ha! I knew you looked familiar! You're that Josephine chick from the restaurant!" Shouted Duke, getting to his feet and pointing an accusing finger at her.

"You're damn right I am! And I punched you a hell of a lot harder then you said I did!" Joey yelled back, and it was then that Duke realized what was going on, and he paled.

"Wh-Wheeler?" He asked, and Joey grinned when Duke sunk back into his seat, going from pale to green at record speeds.

He just couldn't get his mind to wrap around it. Joey Wheeler was a woman! And not only that, but she was sitting on top of Kaiba's desk, wearing the tightest school uniform he'd ever seen with her legs crossed and chest sticking out. Looking remarkably more like a woman today then she did yesterday.

The teacher then looked back up at Joey when she was finished going through all the names. "There is no Josephine Wheeler on here, only a Joseph Wheeler." She said accusingly.

"Yeah! That's me! Look beside the name and you'll see an F." Joey said, staring smugly at her teacher for finally getting the chance to show her up.

Kaiba could only look up at his woman in wonderment, thankful that she was his and looking oh so delectable as she leaned back on top of his desk.

The teacher searched. "Oh yes, here it is, what does it have to do with anything?"

Joey sweat dropped, and Tristan snickered. "F is under gender."

The teacher looked again. Surprise evident on her face. "Oh! Oh, I see," She said, acting as though she knew all along what was going on. "Well, alright then, get into your seat young lady, and you too Mr. Taylor, you will both be serving detentions tonight before being late and disrupting my class.

Joey shrugged, giving Kaiba a quick kiss before hopping off the desk and going over to her own seat next to Tristan. She caught sight of Serenity by the door, waving at her with a big smile on her face, and Joey grinned back.

Serenity's school had gotten out a few weeks earlier then Joey's, making it possible for her to come and visit, making the make-up and school uniform possible for her to wear.

A school uniform that Kaiba and nearly every other male in the classroom was currently appreciating, all work now forgotten.

Joey looked so gorgeous in a blouse that looked as though he could just rip off to make love to her. And her face was a sight as well, she'd obviously had some help from someone with the make-up since she almost never wore any, but with the sparkles in her hair, the eyeliner and shadow bringing out her eye colour, she was definitely a sight to behold. Kaiba inwardly purred, hardly able to wait until school got out.

Yugi was more transfixed on Joey's large chest, his head twisting from this way to that as he examined them from the next row. Wondering how Joey ever managed to hide such a large rack.

"Hey, Yugi!" Whispered Joey, snapping him out of his thoughts.

"Uhh, yeah... Joey?" He asked nervously.

And Joey smirked. "Ya know it's not nice ta stare." She said, winking at him when he blushed a deep red, and Yami let out a bark of laughter.

"Uh... sorry Joey, but I couldn't help but wonder..."

"About my boobs?" She finished with a knowing grin.

Yugi's face only seemed to get redder when he nodded.

Joey took no offence. It was the same question she'd gotten from Yami, Tristan and Kaiba when her boobs just suddenly seemed to get bigger overnight. And she took great pleasure out of making them squirm.

"Padded bra." She said simply, and Yugi had to pinch his nose to keep it from bleeding.

"I knew it!" Tea squealed, and Joey didn't know how to react that she'd figured out what kind of bra she was wearing before anyone else. Tea went to speak again, but had to lower her voice when the teacher glared at her. "Joey this is so amazing!" She whispered, leaning towards her from the other row of desks. "How did you hide this for so long? Do you like being a girl? Who does your make-up? Did Tristan put you up to dressing like a boy? How did you and Kaiba get together..."

Tea continued to ramble on like that, but Joey didn't bother to stop and answer her until one particular question caught his attention.

"Why come out now?"

Joey grinned and glanced over at Kaiba, who was smirking back at her, having heard the question.

"That's the perfect question Tea," Said Joey, getting to her feet and moving to Kaiba's end of the class, plopping herself down on his awaiting lap.

"Young lady! What do you think you're doing?" Demanded the old teacher.

Joey looked fairly proud of herself. "I have a quick announcement to make, if that's okay?"

The old woman thought for only a few seconds before coming to a conclusion. "Fine, just be fast about it." She said.

Joey grinned and caressed Kaiba's cheek with her palm before addressing the class.

"First of all, I'm only saying this so that you bimbos know that Kaiba and I are together, so you all can stop hitting on him now,"

Kaiba gave her waist an appreciative squeeze while all the girls glared daggers at her. A few of them mumbled some not so nice things about her while cracking their knuckles, but Joey ignored them.

"Secondly, I'm a girl, and you's can all deal with it for all I care, and if any a' you guys even think of starting a fight with me ta get back at me for whatever, or try touching me in any way shape or form, then I will be kicking some ass!" She said, glaring at a few of the boys in class she'd been known to get into regular fights with.

"And thirdly!" Joey half squealed this time. "Kaiba popped me the big question, so that's why I'm showing you all this now." She said, leaning into Kaiba who ran his fingers through her hair and chastely kissed her lips.

Tea, Yugi and the few females in the class who did not currently hate Joey for stealing Kaiba away from them all screamed in delight.

"YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED?" Was the cry that ran across the room.

Kaiba and Joey blinked, both looking stunned.

"Married? Are they crazy?" Asked Joey.

"I think they are crazy, puppy." Kaiba said, looking somewhat horrified at the very idea.

Tea looked just as confused and horrified that there would be no wedding. "Then what were you two talking about?" She asked.

"Jeeze," Joey said. "Kaiba asked me to move in with him! Not marry him!"

There was a simultaneous face vault amongst the students and the teacher, and Kaiba shook his head.

"Fools, we haven't even reached our twenties yet, what would we do married?" Kaiba sneered, and Joey laughed.

"I know it's the middle of class, but can we leave?" She whispered, wriggling suggestively on his lap. "I need ta get outta here before these chicks either kill me or suffocate me with their questions."

Kaiba shrugged and got to his feet, packing up his books. They were in the last weeks of school, he could afford a day off.

"And where do you two think you're going?" Demanded the teacher, hating that everyone seemed to be going against her lately.

Kaiba snarled at her. "I have business to attend to at Kaiba Corp." He said, loving being a CEO for one of the few times in his life.

"With her?" The woman asked.

"Yes, with her." Kaiba mocked. "She's my secretary." The lie fell easily from his lips, but no matter how coincidental it was, the woman wouldn't be able to argue with him.

Kaiba and Joey walked out the door without another word. Kaiba smirking while Joey grinned from ear to ear as she latched onto Kaiba's arm.

The rest of the classroom was left in silence, all eyes following them out the door.

Duke was the one to break the silence. "I'm in shit, aren't I?" He asked.

Tristan, Tea, Yugi and even Yami (despite not being seen by anyone else) all nodded their heads.

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Joey held Kaiba's hands in her own while she bounced around and kissed his cheek.

"Your secretary eh?" She asked.

Kaiba smirked. "I'd always had a fantasy about an affair with a secretary." He said.

Joey mocked glared at him. "Oh really?" She asked, and Kaiba chuckled.

"Don't worry about, puppy. My current secretary is a man, and I don't think that would work."

Joey grinned anyway. "We could invite him for a threesome, and then you could have your little fantasy." She quipped.

Kaiba nearly choked. "Absolutely not! If we ever have a threesome then it's going to be with another woman!"

Joey grinned and nodded her head, but Kaiba knew her perverted brain was still scheming.

'I'll talk him into it.' She thought.

The End

A.N: Sorry this chapter was short but I had no material left to work with and wanted to get this story done as soon as I could before school started up and it just took longer to finish

Thank You's

Anime Crew

Maiya Asuka: She was mad at Kaiba because he got her to kiss him when Yugi was right there

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