Title: Final Fantasy VII: Strange Friendship
Author: KittyPersona aka Kari
Rating: R for my bad mouth.
Couples: None to begin with, but eventually Vincent/Yuffie. (YAY Yuffentine!)
Summery: Shameless self-insert where I am somehow transported into FF7, and become friends with Yuffie. It happens about 6 months before Cloud helps destroy the Sector 1 reactor and goes along with the storyline from there…. with a few slight changes. Hey this is fan fiction.
Disclaimer: Do I own FF7? I wish I did, but I don't. sighs Life is so unfair.
Chapter 1: From One Bad Day To Just Plain Weird!
-1st POV-
It all started like any other day, if you ignore the fact that my employers thought I had quit. I no longer had a job and nearly fell on my ass in the snow. Did I forget to mention that it's fucking snowing outside, and I normal like snow, but right now if you couldn't already tell I'm just fucking pissed.
"Argh! Life is such a bitch!" I exclaimed as I entered my family's home. Unfortunately for me I didn't know that I was about to become one of life's favorite chew toy… lucky me.
-3rd POV-
"Damn stupid snow!" exclaimed an enraged 21 year old woman.
Everyone I like you to meet Kari. She had on a pair of black baggy pants for guys with zippers and pockets all around, a dark red t-shirt with the words "Reality is a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there", a pair of black arm warmers, and a pair of black socks. She also had on a pair of small silver hoop earrings and two different gold bracelets, one on each arm under her arm warmers. Her skin was naturally light tan and she had dark brown eyes. Most of her shoulder length dark brown hair, almost black, was tied back into a loose pony tail except for the hair that frames her face which was bleached then dyed blue along with her bangs. She maybe 21 but she didn't look like it… and she doesn't seem to act like she's 21 either.
"Stupid day. Stupid snow. Stupid people. I can't believe she thought I'd quit just cause I missed one freaking day of work." She muttered to herself while trudging up some stairs.
Once to the top she quickly turned and entered a room, a room the looked like it had been hit by a hurricane, a room that just happens to be her bedroom. Once the door was closed she tiredly fell onto her bed which happened to be nothing more than two mattresses lying on top of one another on the floor. After a thought she grudgingly got up to change out of her pants due to the fact that both legs were wet at the bottom because of all the snow outside. As soon as she pulled on a pair on pajama pants she sat down on her bed with a sigh.
'Now what am I going to do?' she thought, 'I currently have no job. I have to reapply because someone makes a stupid assumption and never bothered to confirm it with me.'
"Damn it! Doesn't anyone know that you should never assume anything?" she groaned. And with that said she laid back one her bed fuming. After what seemed like five minutes she couldn't take it anymore. Her thoughts were becoming morbid and the silence was getting to her.
Glancing sideways her eyes landed one her PS2. "Hmm… maybe I should play something. It might take my mind off of things. Things like how my life totally sux ass.'
Some minutes later she was waiting for her game to load. The game she chose to play was FF7 and there seemed to be something wrong.
"What the… where's my file! It's gone!" Kari exclaimed while clutching her head. "This is not happening. This can't be happening. I don't want to start over again. I wanted to kick some ass with Yuffs and Vinnie."
Sighing in defeat, Kari grudgingly got up to put the first disc in. 'This sux, now I have to wait till I get to fort Condor to use Yuffie.'
As Kari reluctantly watched the opening sequence where Aeris is walking around in the slums, the scene suddenly froze. Shocked, Kari stares at Aeris's frozen face on her TV screen. Finally overcoming her shock, she was about to a very good impersonation of Cid when the picture of Aeris became distorted.
'What the fu...' was the last thought that went through her mind as a blinding flash of light came from her TV. Before she knew it, she was falling. That's when everything decided to go black.
-Yuffie's POV—(6 Months before the beginning of the game.)
I was training on a hill not far from Wutai's shoreline when I saw the freakiest thing ever. Out of no where this hole appeared in the sky.
"Holy Leviathan," I exclaimed. "The sky's falling!"
Yeah, I'm such an idiot, but that's what I said. Anyways, as soon as I said that I saw something fall out of that hole to land into the ocean. It took me a second to realize that it wasn't a thing but a person, a person who seemed to not be moving.
Being the great ninja that I am, I rushed down to the beach and swan out into the ocean to save the poor sap. Once I pulled said sap to shore I noticed it was a girl, a very strange looking girl with some… blue in her hair? Well… wateva, at least she still breathing.
Anyways, as I squeezed the water out of my shirt I looked back at the sky to find the hole was gone. I turned to look at the body lying next to me saying, "Well, I dunno where you came from, but it looks like you're stuck here."
'Man, this day is just plain weird.' I thought as I began my task of getting this mysterious stranger's body to Wutai.
AN: Yay, I finally finished the first chappie. does happy dance I can't believe it took me so long to finish one chapter… actually I can. Damn my short attention span. Anyways, RR please. Till the next chappie.
Ja ne!
