Df: Hey Hiei, get over here!
Hiei: What do you want baka onna.
Df: You got fanmail!
Hiei: Dear Hiei, you're my favorite character in YYH. Write back to me, K?
signed, your biggest fan. ::Smiles evilly::
At least some people appreciate good characters.
Df: Hey!!! What about Kurama and me?
Hiei: Well Kurama is okay and you...ha, not in a million years.
Df: I should have killed you when I had your sword. But oh well.
Kurama: Plez review before those two really kill each other.
Chapter 6: Evil Talking Test
"Okay who's going to do this prank?" Loona asked. Dusk and Midnight raised their hands jumped up into the air and said...
"ME!" Loona laughed at the two quarreling over who should do it.
"How about you both do it at the same time." Dusk and Midnight agreed and typed in Operation Evil Talking Test. Instantly a 3-d picture of a test appeared on their screen. And on the bottom were the words 'Press the red button for activation'.
"Now all we have to do is wait for the right moment. Let's put up the spy screen." Everyone punched in a code and a video screen came up, the boys were on it.
Back at the temple:
"Well, what do you guys want to do today? The girls have a rehearsal so they probably won't be back till tonight." Hiei obviously didn't care so he said nothing; Kurama didn't care where they were going as long as they went somewhere, which meant that Kuwabaka and Yusuke were thinking of what to do. Oh deary me.
"How about we go to Six Flags?" Kuwabara suggested. Everyone, including Hiei, starred at him in shock to think 'how could he actually think of a good idea?'
"Sounds good to me. Let's go." Yusuke walked out the door with Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei behind him.
"Oh Yusuke, I need to stop at the bank to get money for the tickets." Kurama realized that he had left all of his money at his house.
"Yeah whatever." After five minutes of walking they can across a Fleet Bank.
"I'll only be a minute. Just don't kill each other." Hiei snorted and jumped into a nearby tree. Yusuke and Kuwabara rested on a bench next to the tree.
Control Center:
"If I know Kurama, and I do, he'll take his time. That's when Yusuke will have had enough and goes in the bank to find what the hell is taking Kurama so long. I've always been good at predictions."
"Well congratulations, your prediction was right, look." Sure enough, there was Yusuke yelling at Kuwabara for no particular reason at why Kurama was taking so freakn' long.
"Well jez Urameshi, if you're so angry, why do you go in there and find him yourself." Kuwabaka did it again...
"What do you think I was going to do?"
"Ummmm......" Yusuke rolled his eyes and went into the bank.
Control Center:
"The fish went for the bait. Any time you're ready." Loona looked at Dusk and Midnight counting down.
"3...2...1...ignition!" They both pressed the red bottom. The words 'Evil Talking Test Activated' appeared. That was when Nightmare spoke up...
"I'll go get the popcorn!" Now it was all a matter of time.
To Yusuke's surprise, he couldn't find Kurama anywhere. Once he passed a deserted desk that had a pile of test sheets for new employees. A breeze blew the top sheet off the rest of the pile and it landed on the floor. (- FUN!) Yusuke looked back and saw nothing and turned around continuing his search.
Little arms, legs, and eyes grew on the sheet of paper. Yusuke heard something and looked back to see the test standing on two feet. The test grabbed a sentence on itself and started swing it at Yusuke as if it were a sword.
"Eeeeeeeeepp!" Yusuke headed toward the file cabinet area.
"NIGHTMARE! Get over here, the show's starting!"
"Coming! Here's the popcorn." Together they watched as the tiny test tried to slice up Yusuke.
"Finally, I lost that...thing." Just then the test jumped in front of him.
"Not again. Ahhhhhhhhhh!" Yusuke went screaming out the front door.
"Yusuke! What's wrong and where have you been?" Kurama breathed a sigh of relief.
"Th-th-there's a test paper trying to kill me!" Kurama sweat dropped. Of all the excuses he had heard, that was got to be the worst. Besides the giant pig one, a few years ago.
"Yusuke, test papers can't kill, heck they can't even walk." Hiei jumped down from the tree and landed in front of Yusuke startling him.
"Hiei! Don't do that!" Hiei snorted and Kuwabara fell on the sidewalk laughing so hard that he was in pain.
"Hey mommy, why is that boy laughing so hard?" I mother and child walked down the sidewalk across them.
"Don't question the crazy people Mathew." Then they walked on.
"Shut up Kuwabara, you would be screaming to if you were being chased by that...that thing." Yusuke looked back through the window and he could see the test doing a disco dance of some sort. Then it changed back into an ordinary piece of paper.
"Let's go Yusuke." Kurama insisted. Kuwabara was giggling and Kurama threw him a stop-that glare. They continued on their way, knowing little of what was to come.
Control Center:
There was complete silence, then... the whole room was filled with laughter.
"That was good!" Kari said in between laughs.
"Wait till we get into second gear!" Nightmare added.
"Get ready for Operation Whip Cream Pie Grenade!" Loona and the others set up their screen for Op. Whip Cream Pie Grenade.
"Get ready to have a blast!" Kari murmured.
Df: I'm back.
Hiei: glad that's over.
Df: Persistent aren't we Hiei. Anyway, I'll be putting up another chapter soon.
R and R plez! -
