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A few seconds passed and Cameron was already in the bathroom. House looked around the booth, all the men seemed to be drooling; except Nate. He had this smile plastered onto his face and House just wanted to smack it right off.
"So, how long have you and Cameron been 'friends'.? House asked. He wanted to make whatever Nate was smiling about disappear.
"Oh, gosh. We grew up across the street together since I was about ten."
"How did you guys meet?" Foreman asked.
"Oh, now that is a great story. I was outside playing in my driveway when some boys who went to our school came riding by on their bikes. They started harassing me, you know, they were those kind of boys. Anyway, harassing turned into them punching me and the next thing I remember was that I was down on the ground being kicked. And that was when I heard this sweet voice start screaming at these boys and I looked up to see Allie running across the street. She picked up some rocks and started throwing them at the boys. She's got a good arm." Nate smiled in remembering what happened, but it slowly faded. "But she hit one of the boys right in the head. He fell to the ground and she just stopped. Allie stopped yelling and throwing things at the boys and just stood there, looking at what she had done. By then, both of our parents were outside trying to figure out what happened. They rushed Dave to the hospital and he was admitted within the next hour. They just wanted to keep him to make sure they didn't miss anything." Nate paused for a moment. "And that is when I knew that Allie was the girl for me."
House grasped his chest, his hand placed over his heart. "Oh my!" He started to breathe heavily.
"Greg, are you alright?" Wilson turned towards House and placed his hand on his back in concern.
"That story. It just broke my little heart. You know, Cameron defending Nate and in turn learning the valuable lesson of not throwing rocks. It just touched me." House faked.
Nate shook his head and looked behind him to see where Allie was. He saw her in the crowd in the middle of the dance floor with an unknown guy. Cameron looked up at Nate as soon as he found her. Her eyes pleaded, "Help me." "Excuse me gentlemen, I think I have to go save Allie." Nate got up and walked to the dance floor.
"Don't take too long. I really want to hear the ending to that story." House yelled. He turned around to the booth and saw Chase, Foreman, and Wilson look at him in disapproval.
"You know, you really can be a jerk sometimes." Wilson commented.
"I must have lost my touch. I thought I could be a jerk all the time." House replied. He turned around and looked out at the dance floor. Surely, Cameron and Nate would be back by now. How hard is it to tell some guy to get his grubby hands off of a woman? House squinted his eyes and finally found the two starting to dance when a new song started in the background.
(Black
Eyed Peas, "Don't phunk with my heart.")
"No, no,
no, no, don't phunk with my heart
(Yeah)
No, no, no, no,
don't phunk with my heart
I wonder if I take you home
Would
you still be in love, baby (in love, baby)
I wonder if I take you
home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby)
Girl,
you know you got me, got me
With your pistol shot me, shot me
And I'm here helplessly
In love and nothing can stop me
You
can't stop me cause once I start it
Can't return me cause once
you bought it
I'm coming baby, don't got it (don't make me
wait)
So let's be about it
No, no, no, no, don't phunk with my heart
Foreman looked over to where House was so intently glaring. That is when he saw Cameron grinding her body against Nate while on the dance floor. "Damn, that girl got some moves."
Baby,
have some trustin', trustin'
When I come in lustin', lustin'
Cause
I bring you that comfort
I ain't only here cause I want ya body
I want your mind too
Interestin's what I find you
And
I'm interested in the long haul
Come on girl (yee-haw)
(come on)
I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in
love, baby (in love, baby)
I wonder if I take you home
Would
you still be in love, baby (in love, baby)
No, no, no, no, don't phunk with my heart
Girl, you had me, once you kissed
me
My love for you is not iffy
I always want you with me
I'll play Bobby and you'll play Whitney
If you smoke, I'll
smoke too
That's how much I'm in love with you
Crazy is
what crazy do
Crazy in love, I'm a crazy fool
No, no, no, no, don't phunk with my heart
Why are you so insecure
When
you got passion and love her
You always claimin' I'm a cheater
Think I'd up and go leave ya
For another seƱorita
You
forgot that I need ya
You must've caught amnesia
That's
why you don't believe
(uh, yeah, check it out)
Don't
you worry 'bout a thing, baby
Cause you know you got me by a
string, baby
Don't you worry 'bout a thing, baby
Cause
you know you got me by a string, baby
Baby girl, you make me
feel
You know you make me feel so real
I love you more than sex
appeal
(Cause you're)
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that
girl 5x
overlapping
No, no, no, no,
don't phunk with my heart 2x
That-tha, that tha,
that-tha, that girl 2x
I wonder if I take you
home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby) 4x
Don't
you worry 'bout a thing, baby
Cause you know you got me by a
string, baby
Don't you worry 'bout a thing, baby
Cause you
know you got me by a string, baby"
The music ended and House was left stunned. Cameron had surprised him three times in the last 24 hours. What more could she possibly have up her sleeve? He turned around to face Wilson, but before he could say anything he was interrupted by Nate.
"Hey guys, Allie is exhausted." House looked down to see Cameron slumped by the exit doorframe. "I doubt she is going to make it home before she conks out on me. She says 'goodbye and that she will see you guys tomorrow morning.'" Nate fished inside of his pocket and threw down some money. "Nice meeting all of you. I am sure I will be seeing you guys soon."
House watched Nate walk away and meet up with Cameron. He hated the fact that Nate had a history with her. He hated the fact that they were such good friends or possibly more than friends. In general, he just hated Nate; because Nate could give her everything he couldn't.
