Yaynessess! I'm writing a new (funny) story called 'This Machine… sucks'… it has nothing to do with Shadow sucking… no he doesn't! It's about Tails's new invention… and how much chaos he made by using it.

"So, Tails…" Sonic said.

"Where were you on the night of…" Charmy stopped. "Umm… yesterday?"

"I told you… I was sick…" Tails said.

"Likely story!" Amy said.

"Umm… what if it's true?" Cream asked.

Eggman's lab…

"Yeah right! I'm not that stupid to get sick!" the real Tails said.

They were sitting at the huge table. Shadow and Eggman were playing poker.

"Straight flush… now give me my money!" Shadow said.

"You have to be cheating…" Eggman said.

Shadow stood up. "See, nothing up my sleeves!" Shadow said

"Umm… you don't have sleeves…" Eggman noted.

"Exactly!" Shadow yelled.

"Sir, message from operation- Pro.Dow." Gemini (Rouge) said.

Eggman looked at the screen. Pro.Dow was Tails and he was in the bathroom. (NOT USING IT! GROSS!) He was standing near the sink.

"I seriously don't like this voice… it's too gay…" Pro.Dow. said. He changed into Shadow. "Now this is better… I have some information…"

Outside the bathroom…

"Charmy… I don't know why I agreed to have a water drinking contest with you…" Sonic said, doing his potty dance.

Charmy pounded on the bathroom door. "Tails! Hurry up!" Charmy yelled.

"Shut the hell up!" Pro.Dow. yelled in Shadow's voice.

"Hey… wasn't that Shadow's voice?" Sonic asked.

At the lab…

Everyone was watching Pro.Dow. on the huge screen. "You, idiot! Turn back into Tails and pretend you were talking on the phone!" Eggman said.

Shadow turned on his phone to call Pro.Dow. Sonic burst open the bathroom door.

"Shadow I found you!…. Tails? I heard Shadow's voice…" Sonic said.

Pro.Dow. smiled and gave him his cell phone, on the other line, Sonic heard Shadow:

"Faker? Why are you on the phone?" Sonic gave the phone back.

Everyone in the lab sighed. "That was close…" Eggman said. "Pro.Dow. no more mistakes!" he said. Pro.Dow. nodded.

Sonic's house…

"Tails! I have a question… you remember when Eggman controlled Knuckles and Rouge? We think that it's happening again… except… where does Shadow fit in this?" Sonic asked.

Pro.Dow. widened his eyes. "What makes you think that Shadow's in this?" Pro.Dow. asked angrily.

"Jeez, Tails… calm down… I don't really know… but… there isn't a lot of people that we can trust… I can trust you, right little bro?" Sonic asked.

The real Tails watched the huge screen. "Grr… I hate Sonic and his stupid persuasion skills! Egghead, take Pro.Dow. back… I have to have a little talk with Sonic…" Tails said.

Sorry I'm ending so soon… but I'm listening to the All-American Rejects 'Change your Mind' and I think I did… I have an idea for another story!