Author's Note: Yay! The next chapter of Yuumei is finally out! I hope you have fun reading it. ;D
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the anime characters I use! They belong to their respective owners!
Summary: Have you ever wondered something about an Anime character? Things about their personal life? Things they don't tell you on TV! Inside these interviews with all your favorite characters learn things that you never would have dreamed were true. Kris and Cherri are getting to the bottom of things, and if you don't want to be shocked, you probably should not read this.
Note: There will be OOCness!
Yuumei
Victim Two: Athrun Zala
"Welcome to Yuumei! Our next victim, I mean guest, is Athrun Zala from Gundam Seed and Gundam Seed Destiny!" Kris announced, pointing to an empty chair.
"Err, Kris, the chair is empty..." Cherri told Kris.
"Oh! I will go find him, give me a second!"
"Sorry folks, we will be right back!" Cherri said.
"CUT! Kris, go find him, and hurry!" the director commanded.
Kris rushed of the set to find the victim number two, err I mean guest star.
Athrun was trying his best to get away, since he saw the first show, he was freaked out, by… by… that Cherri...
Athrun ran, and found a girl, with black hair and red eyes.
"Konnichiwa! I'm Li Meiling, come here, I can help you!" Meiling chirped.
"How can I trust you?"
"Hey, it's either this or her," Meiling pointed to Kris, searching around the room.
"Fine"
"Follow me," she said, happily, going into an alleyway.
After a long half a minute, Meiling snapped her fingers, and some figures came out.
"EH! What's --" Athrun didn't even finish his sentence, before he was knocked out.
"I hope you are happy now Meiling," a figure stated.
"I am, you may go now," Meiling told him, then took out her cell and dialed a number, "Hey, and it's me, Meiling. Yeah we got him; you can come and get him. He's about to wake up soon. Okay, I'll stay here and wait"
After a minute, a dark figure came.
"So where is he?"
"Over there," Meiling pointed to Athrun's unconscious body.
"Thanks Meiling!"
"Your welcome, and remember our deal?"
"Of course! But I need to discuss it with my partner first"
Meiling walked away, while the figured dragged Athrun away.
Set
"AND ACTION!" The director yelled. After 5 minutes of the boring commercials, they finally found Athrun.
"Sorry for the delay, we found Athrun, and we are back on air," Cherri declared.
"Yes, sorry, well welcome our special guest, Athrun Zala!" Kris said.
Athrun woke up a few moments ago, and finally cooperated with these two, erm… nice people...
Flashback -Athrun's POV-
I just woke up, and I found my hands and feet were both tied up, and felt as if I was being dragged. I looked up to be greeted by a face...
"I'm glad you woke up! The show is about to start!" The figured said, still dragging me. I could tell we were almost back to the set.
"No one special. Just do whatever you're supposed to do on the show, or I will post over the news that THE FAMOUS ATHRUN ZALA IS BALD!" The figured laughed.
"I'm not bald," I retorted.
How the hell am I bald? I gave them a weird stare. This person must have been a maniac. (A/N: -twitch- LIAR! -Cough- I mean, I wonder if that is true...)
"That's what you think! But, I've found some interesting facts about you're -ahem- life... So if you don't want that to slip then,"
"Like what?"
"Oh, like how you cheated on your 5th grade science tests, and during your cousin's engagement party, saying you were sick, and she was devastated since you weren't there, and how you --" How the hell did this person know so much?
"Are you a stalker?" I asked out of the blue.
"No, not really, well erm… no comment!" they shuddered, "Just answer the questions, then your free to go. Trust me I got even more private info that you don't want the media to know..."
End Flashback -Normal POV-
"I'm honored to be here," Athrun coughed, "I would have rather died..."
"What was that?" Cherri asked, "Well Kris has the first question,"
"OH YES! Are you bald?" Kris questioned.
"No..."
"WELL! Mr. Zala, your hair is blue! And blue hair means wig, and wig means BALDNESS!"
"NO KRIS! He isn't bald! --" Cherri screamed, but was cut off.
"Thank you Cherri --" Athrun thanked.
"THE SKY TURNED HIS HAIR BLUE!" Cherri finished.
'What have I gotten myself into...?' Athrun thought.
"NO! HE IS BALD!"
"SKY TURNED HIS HAIR BLUE!"
"BALD!"
"SKY!"
"BALD!"
"SKY!"
And the two reporters continue to bicker at each other...
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" The blue haired coordinator howled, and both shut up.
"I'm not bald, and they sky didn't turn my hair blue, it is natural..." he stated, "Now please the next question..."
"Sure... Is it true, your having an affair with our producer?" Cherri asked/whispered.
"WHAT!" Kris hollered, "TELL ME THE TRUTH MR. BALD OR DIE UNDER MY WRATH." Kris gave him a cold stare…
"That is not true," Athrun stated calmly.
"Are you a virgin?" Kris inquired.
"Yes..."
"Hmmm, okay then, Cherri's turn."
"Is your real name Ametha?"
"No"
"And I liked that name! Kris's turn..."
"Are you a straight A student?"
"No, actually I have gotten an F before, but I burned it, and so no one knows... not even my dad! MWHAHAHAHA"
Kris gave him a weird stare, while Cherri laughed her ass off.
"Are you afraid of cows?" Cherri asked.
"Those white and black things? Oh yes, they are ugly and scary!"
"You're scared of cows? You are strange, Mr. Bald"
"HE ISN'T BALD! IT'S THE SKY!"
"Oh shit," Athrun muttered to himself, "better stopped them before it becomes drastic,"
In the background you could hear Kris and Cherri yelled at each, and Athrun was thinking.
"SHUT UP!" Athrun yelled once more, and they, once again, shut their mouths.
"Is Haru your child?" Kris questioned.
"No…"
Then suddenly Haru from burst threw the doors, and yelled, "YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE DADDY? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!" And started to cry...
"First off I don't know you. I never slept with anyone, so I can't have a child and I don't know you!"
"Damn, if you said yes I would have gotten a $1000, but whatever" Haru then shuddered, then left the stage...
""Erm, that was strange, wasn't it Cherri?"
"I am aware."
"Have you ever stuck a penny up your nose?" Cherri buzzed.
"What is a penny?"
Cherri and Kris went dot eyed.
"Is he serious?" Cherri asked Kris.
"I don't know... But seeing he lived in the space from what time to time, I guess they didn't have pennies" Kris replied.
"I see..." Cherri said and hold up a penny, "This is a penny!"
"What do you do with it?" Athrun asked...
"Well, you're supposed to stick it up your nose... That's why I asked..."
"Ah, I see" Athrun took the penny and put it up his nose, but it wouldn't fit, so he forced it in... (A/N: I am sorry I made him a total dunce.)
Kris and Cherri couldn't hold it in any longer, and started to burst out laughing.
"Athrun, you know she was kidding right?" Kris quizzed, in between the laughter.
"No..." He replied, "And I can't this penny out of my nose anymore..."
Kris made a signal so the camera looked directly at her, "Sorry folks, we seem to have an erm… problem, back for our next show okay?"
"CUT!" The director yelled, "We need to get that penny out of him A.S.A.P!"
"I'm thinking of a way, Mister!" Cherri shouted.
"Got any ideas Cherri?"
"None Kris, except," Cherri made a face, looking like she was thinking, "AHA! Athrun try to blow it out... real hard..."
Athrun did what he was told, and the penny came out...
... With some erm -ahem- green stuff on them...
"Ewww..." Cherri and Kris said in disgust...
"Well, erm... Cherri has to go... somewhere with me..."
"I do?"
"YES! Now, let's go!"
They rushed off the set, leaving a confused Athrun behind.
Before he left, leaving only the crew members, he whispered, "Hopefully no one I know watched this..."
Unknown to him, they were watching it, and were surprised how he was easily tricked.
"Who knew Athrun was so gullible?" Kira asked.
"I had no idea, but hey think of what we can do!" Cagalli exclaimed.
"I want no part in it what so ever" Kira told her, and left the room.
Kris - Not as long as the Ed interview, since I couldn't think of many questions... My elbow hurts all of a sudden. O o must be because I'm typing too much. AHH! School starting September 8th... WHAT JOY IT IS! -Cough-
Cherri – HAHA! I hope you thought it was funneh because I did! Most of the questions were mine so yea. We'd be glad to interview someone you prefer, so let us know! n.n;
Chapter done on August 25, 2005.
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