One day Slade was sitting in his hideout plotting to kill the titans, murder his scary butler, paint terra pink and use her as a lawn ornament, ect., when a scary yard gnome that looked exactly like Robin rode a miniature Batmobile through the door. The miniature robin jumped out of the car and ran around Slade's scary hideout for no apparent reason looking for the Great Wall of China. Slade turned his head back towards his computer and continued his search for Hilary Duff (shudder) CDs on e-bay.
Suddenly, the door (don't ask me how the freak he got a new door so fast) burst open and the SWAT team burst in, with machetes covered in cheese. "What the freak?" A various guard pulled out a scroll and began to read. "Slade Wilson, you are under arrest for these various charges." Suddenly, the walls turned purple and Slade was in a fluffy room.
"Hello Slade." The evil authoress was sitting on a giant leather chair stroking her scary cat, Mr. Pussy Feet. She smiled evilly at him. "My name is Citty Wilson, and no, I'm not related to you, but I have something important for you to do. "What the?" "I have decided, since I'm so humorously evil, I'm going to force you to change careers. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"
(The cat starts to laugh and the evil author hits it with a bagel.) Slade stood with his hands behind his back in the funked up way he usually does, thinking it looked scary. "And what if I don't agree to your terms?" Citty the evil authoress waved her hand, AND THE SCARY PEOPLE FROM THE
Fanta commercial showed up in the room. "Fanta Fanta don't you wanta. Work for cat it's very nice or be doomed like 'nilla ice!" The evil authoress sighed, "Poor guy" then a pit that was randomly filled with monkeys appeared and the scary Fantas fell into it.
"So, what do you say?"
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MUAHAHAHAHA, I left a cliff hanger, but it's pretty obvious what's gonna happen, next chapter, Slade works at a burger barn!
