Disclaimer; Freg and Gord would so very much love to own Kingdom Hearts. Unfortunately they don't. And I'm sure you're glad.
Rating; Rated T for language and adult themes that may scare the little ones!
Authors' Note; Well, we are back again by popular demand, with another random story by us! Freg and Gord! So prepare for the randomness! We tried to submit this story earlier but it was REJECTED! So we're trying a new approach. This is Gord speaking by the way; bold is Gord, italics is Freg!
Me is Freg! ok then well at least Kairi's head wont pop out the toilet this time.
Yea. Let's hope. Anyways, this one is about Sora's first day of school, when he was only 5 years old. (smiles)
no he is 55
What kind of random would start school at 55!
Sora!
Yea ok wateva…but we're making him 5 years old in this. It's an AU!
well we will have to make riku gay…….sorry to all the riku-not-gay fans but…
HEY! I'M A RIKU-NOT-GAY FAN!
ok then lets say he is gay
I think I need a holiday. Or a drink. Either would be preferable.
Ooh look money!
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It was Sora's first day of school. He was nervous. So he went to his locker and hid in it until his nice teacher called Mrs Mack came to find him. She said, "Come here and I will tell you the facts of life…"
"Noooooooooooooooooooooo!" screamed Sora in his little baby voice.
But then Mrs Mack blew up. Sora scratched his head. Then he ate some mushrooms. But they were mouldy.
Sora then decided to go to class, where he learnt the alphabet and how to draw nachos. Then, suddenly, Godzilla burst through the window!
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" screamed Sora, then realised he wasn't supposed to swear, as he was only 5. So he turned Super Saiyan and beat up the scaly reptile until he was only a pile of dust.
"Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…"said Sora then… DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAA! He turned into Santa's wife! (that's Mrs Claus to you and me) So he began his long journey to the North Pole. Unfortunately on the way his reindeer died so he had to continue the trek on foot. Finally, he made it. But, to his surprise, Santa had turned into a girl!
"Who are you!" He asked.
"Ho ho ho! I am Santa! I am Santa!" She sung, "Others know me as Kairi."
And Sora, (being a guy) said;
"Hey you aren't going to inflict your horrible singing voice on me are you?"
Kairi said, "Ho ho ho! No little girl, no I won't."
"But I am a guy!" said Sora, confused.
Kairi scratched her head. Suddenly, out of the darkness came...
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Authors' Note; Ho ho ho HO! Yes this is going to be a chaptered story, and yes that was a cliffhanger!
Yay!
Next time, on 'Sora's first day of school'; Will Sora continue his adventure? Or will he be attacked by giant out-of-control monkeys? Will he be thrown in the leopard cage? Or will Kairi save him? Or will Kairi just eat bananas, like the MONKEY SHE IS!
Or will Kairi and Sora get it on?
I thought you said you were a Sora/Riku lover?
Yay! So then Riku, Sora, and Kairi have a threesome!
O.O Dude they're only 5…ok Riku is 6 but anyway… Please review people, the chapters come faster that way! Actually, the new chapter will probably comein a fewweeksregardless…(shifty look)
Yeh, so be prepared!
