Disclaimer: Freg and Gord unfortunately do not own Kingdom Hearts, and that is why it is so normal! If we did own it… hahahaha…
Author's Note: Finally we have got around to writing this second chapter! Woo!
Wow it's been soooooo long since I talked…uhh, I mean…wrote a fic…
What the hell? Oo Well! We know you all have been greatly anticipating this chapter, so we'll get on with it!
Sora's First Day of School; Chapter 2
"Christmas Eve"
Kairi scratched her head. Suddenly, out of the darkness came...
…a moose!
"OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Sora, "It's the moose of DOOOOOOOOOM!"
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" yelled Kairi in panic, and she had a mental breakdown and jumped out the window.
Then just as all seemed lost Kairi was saved by a cow! But this cow had a dark side.
DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
"So!" yelled the moose, "I see you have a cow!"
And the cow's dark side took over and he blew up the moose with a pie!
"Yay!" yelled Bob.
And they all had a tea party.
But then Kairi suddenly remembered her duties as Santa.
"OH NO! IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED GIVING OUT PRESENTS!" she screamed.
So she got Pinocchio to do it.
Pinocchio had a wonderful time flying around the world, dropping down chimneys, and throwing presents at people, but Jiminy Cricket got covered in soot.
"NOOOOOO! SOOT ON MY BEAUTIFUL JACKET! WHAT WILL THE PUBLIC THINK! I WILL NOW REVOLT AGAINST YOU, PINOCCHIO! SLEEP PEACEFULLY NOW, FOR IT IS THE LAST PEACEFUL SLEEP YOU SHALL KNOW FROM THIS DAY FORTH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!" cackled Jiminy.
Just then Pinocchio died from shock and humiliation, but with his dying breath he placed a curse on Jiminy;
"You must kill yourself by tomorrow or I will kill you! Hahahahaha!"
"But but but…" stuttered Jiminy.
Just then Sora came to the rescue and Jiminy blew up, and Sora was blown all the way to South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands, where he set up camp and roasted marshmallows all day and all night until he became as fat as a large snowball, and rolled across the sea back to the North Pole and found Riku blown up.
Sora slithered over to Riku's remains, where Kairi sat, sobbing.
Then a mini Riku appeared.
"YO DUDES!" yelled the mini Riku, and then he sung a rap song and in all the confusion Sora stepped on him and an even smaller Riku appeared.
"MEEP" squeaked the mini, mini Riku, and Kairi just stood there in amazement.
"WOW!" she exclaimed in glee.
And then Sora, knowing what happened before he stepped on Riku again but Riku died for real this time, and Sora and Kairi ran to Libyan Arab Jamahiriya to have a party. But at the party someone showed up, it was someone they had never expected to see again… and it was…
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But it took soooooooo long!
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