Disclaimer: We do not own Kingdom Hearts, it belongs to Square Enix and Disney, neither do we own the song 'Prince Ali', which is also Disney's. We do, however, own the lyrics to our own crazy, cheesy version of it. Which by the way took a long time to write so don't flame it!

Author's Notes: Welcome back everyone! Thankyou! Thankyou! >ahem> We have updated unexpectedly fast! Yay! And yet it took ages to write the lyrics! XD Oh well.

Hi again!

And everyone was guessing that the mysterious person would be Ansem! Do you think we would pick such an obvious character? Nope! We chose a random one! Woot!

this chappie will be good I assure you…

Mwahahaha… although it might not be as good as the last ones, simply because we are short of time, and I think the song makes up for it anyway. So suffer! Hahahaha! Now! To business!

Well we hope you enjoy this!

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It was someone they had never expected to see again… and it was …

Aladdin!

DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAA!

But just as he was walking up to them Sora popped up and started singing!

"Hey Aladdin I have a song for you!"

And then a chorus popped up in the background and sung!

"Make way … for Prince Ali! Say hey! It's Prince Ali!"

And Sora began his crazy song…

"Hey! Clear the way! Go get a Mars bar!
Hey you! Let us through! It's the big red car!
Oh come, be the first on your block to eat some pie!"

Kairi and Aladdin looked at each other in bewilderment.

"Make way! Here we come! Ring bells! Bang the drum!
Oh we all love this guy!"

"Prince Ali! King of the Thieves! Ali Ababwa!
To be fair, we'll give him hair, made out of cheese!"

"But I don't want hair made of cheese…" protested Aladdin.

"And then he'll say 'Hey! I want to start a cheese craze!'
And then he'll go and have another piece of cheese!"

"This song is very cheesy, isn't it?" stated Kairi fondly.

"Prince Ali! One day he'll be, a big fat llama!
He will dance, in purple pants, on top of the cheese!"

Then two randoms passing by joined in:

"Oh we love singing along!"

"Does Playschool know this song?"

"If not then there is more cheese for you and me!" answered Sora happily.

The chorus joined in:

"He's got 75 gold bananas!
Ninja turtles, he's got 53!"

"How did you know!" yelled Aladdin in frustration.

Sora did the next part:

"When it comes to purple polka-dotted pandas…
Does he know how to moo? Oh, I'm telling you!
It is quantum astronomy!"

By this point Aladdin was really getting annoyed. "Does he even know what that word means? You put him up to this, didn't you?" he said to Kairi.

Unfortunately, Sora heard him.

"Prince Ali! Angry is he! Angry at Kairi!
She let me, eat all the cheese, yes it was me!"

(end song)

"SO IT WAS YOU!" Aladdin screamed and chased after Sora.

"Eep!" squeaked Sora, and he ran away!

But suddenly he had a flash back of when he was in Destiny Islands with Kairi,and she blew up! And then he had a mental breakdown and fell to the floor in tears. Aladdin then started jumping on him with glee and yelled, "Hahahahahaha! You shall repent for your sins!"

DIE SORA DIE!

NOOOOOOOOOO! SORAAAAAAAAAA!" >collapses in tears>

And then the other authoress took control of the story…heh

And she came and conquered the world!

So I took over …

Freg get out of the story… --'

… So Sora woke up.

"Oh what a strange life I have…" he sighed.

And Sora went to Aladdin's house in Agrabah where he told him of his adventures.

Aladdin ate some popcorn.

Aladdin was very happy with Sora's song, and suggested that he sing it again so he did but he had forgotten the words.

And so he was very sad but then Kairi came in and started singing but she forgot too.

"This place is soooo f- insert colourful language here -ed up! WHERE ARE THE SHARKS? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Oh there they are!"

And then Kairi went to play with the non-existent sharks…

Then suddenly Sora got a look of horror on his face and screamed,

"OH NO! KAIRI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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Dun dun daaaaa! Why is Sora yelling? Did something bad happen to Kairi? Like being eaten by the sharks? Or is Sora just retarded? You'll just have to wait til the next chapter! Hahahaha….

Yay! That was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool! I could go on for eva!

Yes yes yes… did everyone like our song? It took us forever and we are very proud of it! Aren't we Freg?

Yes we are!

Ha! So nobody flame it or steal it without giving credit to us! Yea! Uhhh… everyone review! Yea… >frown> reviews make us happy! Or at least it makes me happy… --'

Review or die! #$&()+"!

Yes that was very articulate, Freg…

Hmph oh well

Let us depart in peace…

Okay…

>hums>