Woohoo! Chapter three!
Puddi pushed past Kain a bit to reach the couch that could seat three people and sat in the center. Then she motioned for Kain and Raziel to join her. Reluctantly, they decide to join her upon her furniture as she reached between the cushions for a rectangular object.
"Let's see what's on th' tele!"
The two Nosgothians were amazed at the spectacle which was the fabled "tele". The woman happily explained the science behind the workings of this mechanical device, although they did not understand a word of it. Yet, of course, there was nothing on worth showing her newfound friends. Thus, she decided to play a game.
Activating her PS2, she waited for her BO2 to load.
Seeing his sire in a more humanoid form, Raziel squinted and made an approving sound. "You weren't half bad looking when you were younger."
Puddi smiled. "People here call 'im a chibi man. That is, cute equals chibi."
Once Kain finally starts paying attention to what is going on around him, he notices his younger self on the TV and freaks.
"How, pray tell, did I get on there?" he amazedly asked.
Puddi rolled her eyes. "Remember th' games Ah wuz 'ranting' about? This is the technical third or fourth but plot line second game."
Kain stared blankly back at her.
"Whatever."
She put in a code and as it started the part where Kain learns of the whisper (let's call all game Kains, Sprite Kains), Kain notices there is something quite different from when he did this centuries ago.
"You have the iron armor … and," he gasped, "the Soul Reaver!" Kain glared at Sprite Kain in a slight fit of jealously. "That would have been nice to have when I was reawakened."
Puddi tore through Meridian's streets to where Umah "trains" Sprite Kain to kill. She laughed evilly. "Watch this Kain. Ah'm gonna screw yer gurlfriend up something awful!" She laughed again. "Ah'm totally gonna wail on 'er!"
Kain's eyes narrowed. "She was not my girlfriend, merely a friend," he said defensively. Puddi scoffed at this statement as she mercilessly attacked Umah with the Reaver. Before Sprite Kain could make an attack, Umah kick him in the head, but he made her pay. Both men had to cringe at the brutality of the battle. Umah was simply … screwed.
"That was quite sad," Kain said with almost pity for Umah. "Funny," he also admitted, "but sad."
"Hee, hee! Yeah." The woman switched off BO2 and started another game. Defiance, from the beginning. Both were very interested in this game, since it began in their recent past. But of course, she could not resist the urge to show them a few more codes.
Kain noticed after she exited the paused menu that something has gone terribly awry with his sword. Raziel squinted at the screen. His sire leaned forward and demanded, "What happened to my Reaver? What is THAT!" He pointed at the strange cylindrical object in the new Sprite Kain's hand. Raziel snickered.
Puddi reached under the entertainment cabinet and pulled out the same object from under it and threw it at Kain. He caught it and looked it over. "That iz a cardboard packin' tube," she explained as she impaled someone with Sprite Kain's one in the game.
Raziel burst out laughing. Pausing the game once again, Puddi turned to him harshly and spat, "Shut up, Raz! Kain is so cool, he could pull out a spoon an' totally wail on ya with it!"
Raziel's brow furrowed. "A spoon?"
Puddi pulled a spoon from her left pocket. "Az in uh 'eating utensil'!" Then threw it at him.
Kain stared at her puzzled. "Why do you have a spoon in your pocket?"
The woman turned and stared at him. "Ya know," she admitted, "Ah'm not too sure." She shrugged and returned to playing her game.
Both men scooted back and blinked at her. Kain leaned close to Raziel. "And people say I am psychotic," he whispered. Raziel silently agreed.
After beating some Sarafan loser senseless, Puddi brought Sprite Kain close to him to drink his blood.
"Hickies!" she gleefully exclaimed as Sprite Kain drank from the Sarafan's neck. "Really BAD hickies!"
Kain shifted nervously, slightly embarrassed at such an accusation. "I assure you, Puddi," he explicated, "I am not giving that man a hickey!"
Raziel shuddered violently at the thought of anyone, male or female, being passionate with Kain.
But embarrassments have only begun.
Kain: Yeah, yours.
Shut up! I think I'm doing ok.
Kain: Of course YOU think you're doing great…
sob!
Kain: (gasp) Oops…
