"HEY, TODOROKI!" Yoarashi shouted at IcyHot, way too damn loud. "WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?"
"Soba noodles. Cold."
"FEH. HOT SOBA IS WHERE IT'S AT, THOUGH I'M ACTUALLY ON TEAM UDON."
"This just wasn't meant to be, huh?"
"BUT I FEEL LIKE WE'RE A LITTLE CLOSER NOW!"
"Noodles are noodles, but soba is nowhere close to udon."
"MARK MY WORDS, WE'RE GONNA BE THE BEST OF PALS!"
"Like I keep saying, just stop trying to force it."
I felt my annoyance build with every one of their stupid conversation points until I shouted, "WHAT A STEAMING PILE OF CRAP!"
We made it into the training room for our remedial course and the tired weirdo from the license exam, was there. "Um…today we've rented out this fully equipped sports center for your training. Lately I've actually been scared of sleeping of ra change. I'm Mera and we have a special day planned for you today. And before we get started, there've been ten out of you attending this course so far, but today number 11 will be joining you."
"SHOOOTOOOO!"
Endeavor, All Might, and Present Mic were up in the stands, and the new #1 was making his presence known.
"You're not the kind of man who lets something like this slow him down! Show them all that you're superior!"
"HUH? No way…" I heard the others saying.
"That's Endeavor! The #2 - I mean, #1 hero…"
"Seriously? Why's he here?"
"Scary…"
"Hang on - next t him, is that? Huh, huh? HUH!?"
"It's All Might!"
"What's he doing here?"
"Awesome!"
I looked over at Todoroki. This has got to be killing you, IcyHot, especially with everything I know how about him...
"Please calm down. As I was saying…"
The blonde girl from before took her hat off to greet us. "I'm a second-year at Shiketsu High, please call me Camie."
"Um," said Tired Face. "She made it to round two, and like all of you did well enough to qualify for this course. However, she lost her memories for a few days before the test. Her participation was delayed due to the ongoing investigation."
"So psyched to get a chance for this do-over. It's like Totes Awesome! Cheers!" she said, giving us a peace sign.
What the hell!?
"Right, if you would…" said Tired Face.
There were footsteps - and then there HE was. Gang Orca.
"YOU PUNKS STILL HAVEN'T LEARNED YOUR LESSON? ALL ISEE ARE A SORRY BUNCH OF STRAGGLERS WHO FAILED A SIMPLE TEST! Y'KNOW, I'VE LEARNED SOMETHING FROM HELPING OUT WITH THIS COURSE. AND IT'S THAT YOU WASTES OF OXYGEN AREN'T CUT OUT TO BE PLANKTON, LET ALONE HEROES! YOU'RE LOWER THAN FISH POOP!"
"SIR, YES SIR!" We responded, as we knew we had to. Orca then turned to me.
"ESPECIALLY YOU! YOU EVEN TRYING TO BE A HERO?!"
"First off, I ain't poop - " I began. Gang Orca tossed me aside.
"YOU LACK DISCIPLINE!"
He then turned on IcyHot. "HOW'S A PILE OFEXCREMENT EVER GONNA SAVE ANYONE!?"
"Fertilizer indirectly helps people…"
"YOU LACK DISCIPLINE"! and he tossed him.
"YOU WANT A PRIZE JUST CUZ YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND FIGHT?!" he was yelling at Yoarashi.
"SIR YES S-"
"You lack discipline! As we straightened up, dropped off with the blonde girl, He continued "YOU THRIEE HAVE GOT FIGHTING SKILLS. BUT THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT. DISRESPECTING THE PEOPLE HOPING TO BE SAVED, POUNDING YOUR CHESTS LIKE BONEHEADS WHILE IGNORING YOUR SURROUNDINGS! THAT'S WHY TODAY YOU'RE ALL GETTING SPECIAL TRAINING! WHAT YOU LACK, IN SO MANY WORDS, IS HEART! WHEN YOU REACH OUT TO LEND A HAND, IS ANYONE GONNA BE WILLING T OGRAB IT? NO! IT'S FINE TO BARE YOUR FANGS NOW AND THEN, BUT AS LONG AS YOU LIVE AND BREATHE IT'S ALL ABOUT SAVING PEOPLE! SAVING, BEING SAVED, AT THE CORE OF IT IS CONNECTING WITH PEOPLE'S HEARTS! YOU GOTTA OVERCOME THIS HURDLE! THROUGH A DEATH MATCH WITH THEM! SHOW ME YOU'VE GOT HEART! THAT'S YOUR TRIAL TODAY!"
As he spoke, the doors had opened…Something was coming…something loud….
And a bunch of kids ran in, screaming.
"Heroes!"
"In person! Right over there!"
"Wow!"
Their poor teacher was calling "Come now, let's introduce ourselves!"
"Lame!" yelled one kid running up to me and grabbing my gauntlets. If you even think about it -
"Children, please do as you're told!"
"They're from Masegaki public elementary school," explained Gang Orca. "We're responsible for these children now."
"Please and thank you," bowed the teacher.
"WHERE'S THE DEATH MATCH1?" I yelled.
"EEP!" the moppet screamed, running away.
"Hey everyone, he made Takuto cry!" yelled one of the kids.
"You made him cry Mr. Bomb!"
"STOP YER CRYING!" I yelled back. Weak moron.
One of the kids, who reminded me oddly of Monoma, said "I know your type. Grown-ups who think they can get their way by shouting loudly enough t drown everyone else out. Well, I'm not impressed!"
"WHAT'S UP WITH THIS KID!?" I cried.
"HEY WHAT'S THIS, WHAT'S THIS, WHAT'S THIS?" The kids were on me now, playing around with IcyHot's belt. "This your weiner?"
"This is -"
"It's a weiner, totally a weiner!"
"It's not a weienr," he explained, opening it up to show them. "It's first aid supplies for when I can't make a rescue in time -"
"BORING!"
"Nah, it's a weiner! You're the hero with five weiners, five wieners, 'five wienes, right!?"
"No, - hey, cut it out -" he cried as they piled on him. It would've been funny if they hadn't done the same thing to me and tried to steal my gauntlets.
"I'm so, so sorry," said the teacher. "My class is just full of troublemakers. Always rebelling like this and they're already causing problems for you…"
"Don't you worry, miss," said Gang Orca to the teacher. "Before the end of today, they're going to transform this class of yours. YOU FOUR HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER TO WIN THE MINDS OF THIS CLASS! MEANWHILE THE REST OF YOU WILL HAVE THE REGULAR SEMINAR WITH MY EMPLOYEES! IT' SBOOK LEARNING TIME ! TO YOUR SEATS!"
"SO WE GOTTA BE NANNIES!?"I cried in horror.
From the stands, suddenly, a booming voice came.
"MY MC SPIRIT IS AT ITS LIMIT! WHERE'S THE MUSIC? THE LIVE COMMENTARY? WITHOUT THOSE AN EVENT'S GOT NO SOUL! NO DIFFERENCE? THEN WE DEFINITELY OUGHTA HAVE IT, MIGHTY BOY! GET THOSE GOOD VIBES FLOWING AND LET'S SAY IT'S BEGUN! THE TRAINEES VS THE ANKLE BITERS!"
