"Uh I could use a restroom break but then I will be caught with my pants down literally and figuratively so I guess I have to find more ways of trying to get out of this sticky situation that this has put me in so far.!" (Shirou Phillips)
Mr. Phillips, than went to his trailer and than proceeded to oh you know take a permanent nappy time you know because to throw off a certain someoneee who was watching him and had somewhat seen him. So, this was a nice tactic to throw off said someone (Miyu) and to make them less weary of Mr. Phillips.
The Next Day...
"Oh crap that was some night was it s*it now what's the frickin time now huh busted up clock: oh its 8 o clock AM f*ck gotta get up to make sure I am not late or whatever but I will see to that!!." (Shirou Phillips)
"Now what do I have to see that tiny damsel yet again the one who was stalking me yesterday because she was somehow suspicious of who I really am its quite foolish and unremarkable but people nowadays are just that so maybe have to watch my step there a little bit." (Shirou Phillips)
"Oh well, okay than time to uh well visit my best friend who uh is probably at school but oh crap what am I gonna do for 6 or 7 hours or something until she gets back that's a tall order, oh wait, maybe I should go to a old friend!!." (Shirou Phillips)
"Oh wait maybe I can go to the gym perhaps that way I might be physically back in shape and to avoid gaining unnecessary weight and to avoid looking like a piggy so gym it is here I f*ck*n come!!." (Shirou Phillips)
Mr. Phillips, than went to the gym and donned his macho man persona as he then lifted weights and tried to lose weight to appear more macho and attractive to himself and to lose any "unnecessary fat" he had accumulated on his journey as of yet...
"Oh f*ck I still kind of look the sameish whatever atleast I am not as fat as before now I am ready to kick some freaggin *ssholes out of here and destroy all of my enemies that I may encounter in the future so it ends well for me regardless!." (Shirou Phillips)
SP, then walked around and went back to his camper van thingy and then proceeded to drive back to Illyas house much to his delight, Illya wasn't even home so he parked and then snuck inside as he then listened to his former "friends" conversations to gain info possibly to find a weakness for Illya that brat, he hated so much and wanted to suffer greatly.
But unfortunately, there really wasn't a whole lot he had found that would suit his goals in that regard so he just decided to leave that place and go to his car thingy and then drive off due to how bored he truly was and that it wasn't that fun.
Meanwhile...
"What is this strange place, it feels like more then one presence is here even though I don't see anyone here as of yet!." (Illya)
"You idiot, you will see the class cards soon but you won't need to fight any longer you are worthless you only think the class cards are games to play around with you couldn't be further from the truth you liability therefore. I shall fight in your place and secure the cards all by myself as I promised you yesterday!." (Miyu Edelfelt)
"Wow, she really is bossy and arrogant but she also does have more fighting talent and school ones so maybe she is more suited to fighting the class cards then I am currently!!." (Illya)
A Few Moments Later...
Illya and her friends are completely beaten up and are exhausted from having done battle with Shadowdea aka Blackened Caster and are defeated by her superior magic and firepower that the crew simply couldn't dodge or do anything about really.
"Oh that really hurt guess that class card was way stronger then either of us in our group had even stopped to consider we blindly rushed at her with our usual strategem thinking it would do anything but, all it did was make it easier for her to hit us then anything that would allow us to hit and destroy her!!." (Illyasviel)
"Looks like I was wrong!! we need to retreat Luvia San please order a full scale retreat!!." (Miyu)
"Huh, Miyu that's strange you of all people ordering me to give a retreat ok then I guess since we lost so badly it's only logical to retreat after such a crushing defeat so therefore let's even pick the dead hag Rin Tohsaka and now let's go before that class card kills us for real!!." (Luvia)
And so, the Prillya gang then retraced their steps and proceeded to retreat from the battlefield as they then went somewhere else and were thinking on a Escape plan on what else to do to get out of this predicament that they were now stuck in place of.
Meanwhile,
Shirou Phillips, was taking a drive around town and had yet another stop by at the library to try and learn anything which may allow him to gain the upper hand on a opponent or just gain better tactical knowledge it really really didn't matter at the end of the day.
However, he did find a book on how to trick opponents with illusionary magecraft that allowed him to mess with his opponents sense of reality and to give opportunities for countless fake outs and time to recover for the Caster in question.
"Perfect F*ck*ng perfect just what I need to complete my tool kit and to get revenge on that prick that I ran in to that fateful night a long time ago!!." (Shirou Phillips)
"Uh freak why is my head starting to buzz uh f*ck my head hurts at this point oh crap s*it damn it!!!!." (Shirou Phillips)
However, he finally then decided to go to the mansion in question that was beside the Illya residence he snuck in and then somehow was so stealthy that he avoided Luvias butler August from noticing anything sus or off.
Then, he finally snooped around the books and found another peculiar find this was about dimensional travel and the ability to recreate and displace ones mass and warp space to move it somewhere else. SP was intrigued at this point maybe the illusions can wait this was far more important in the immediate vicinity thus, this was far more important and needed for his next mission to go to the mirror worlds without having to risk getting exposed by having to follow Illyas gang.
"Perfecto finally now I have something that will allow me a edge over the gang of idiots but why do I feel like I am missing something crucial regardless my time to move will come soon anyways!!." (Shirou Phillips)
But, before Mr. Phillips can celebrate his new thievery of technical knowledge from a respected mage family, A letter was sent from the sky seemingly so and it was addressed to Mr. Phillips himself and had a special seal on it from a certain someone. Cough Cough Aoko Aozaki and it said this in quotes "Sheero please come to the beach I am waiting there and there is also a certain someone you are acquainted with that is there with love from Aoko :)"
Huh what WHAT!. The F*ck is this about wherever I guess I have to march to the beach my worst fear I hate the beach I really F*ck*ng do but uh senseis there God knows what else is waiting for me there.
He drove to the nearest beach then and it took around 25 minutes in his slow van that he has with all of its belongings too. But, eventually after all this time he had to wait he finally arrives at the beach still wearing his classic and iconic suit that he wore back in his world too.
He then tried looking for the two people he was here to see but, much to no avail as he was then brushing past topless men and naked women much to his utter chagrin and annoyance at why everyone is like this.
Finally, he then finds a tall brown haired woman that was his height 6'1" or 186 CM and she had blue eyes and had a slightly ripped body which Mr. Phillips just couldn't resist the urge to laugh and point at Aoko as he knew this was her but he was annoyed as usual at why she called him here of all places as he then remembered he forgot to tell her his personal hate and dislike for beaches and if it wasn't for her he wouldn't even be here at all.
"Hey what's up Sheero how are you you took forever to come here normally your the hasty one and the one who always responds to calls on the scene!!." (Aoko)
"Why did you call me here what buisness do you have with me now you old POS hag this seemed like a really f*ck*ng stupid move so you better explain yourself now!!." (Shirou Phillips)
"Because, I want you to enjoy with me and have fun your too tensed up that's the problem and I don't like people who are always so angry and full of hate!!." (Aoko)
"Too bad for you, I am a very angry person and someone who unlike you doesn't have time for such meaningless games like this sorry but I must get going and I am going to come back when you have returned to your senses woman!!." (Shirou Phillips)
Mr. Phillips, walked away and a flash appeared before him
"Why do I need this junk and pile bunker thing, it looks very stupid and doesn't look that effective as a weapon so why are you giving it to me you fake priest!!." (Shirou Phillips)
"To be frank I found this useless so therefore in order of my kindness I am giving you this boy I don't care about what you do with this boy, you should be free to do whatever you want with this and I mean that and I am not tricking you: so please take it and use it to your hearts content!." (Yorokobe)
"Fine then fat F*ck so I will use it next time I might use it against you too how about that eh!!." (Shirou Phillips)
We return to Mr. Phillips thought process as he was walking away and he then abruptly stopped and then proceeded to recollect himself: he thought about that time he was adopted and why he hated that so much. Not only that, but that he was also thinking of his moving out of his old home and what that moron Shinji had ever done for him besides being one massive liability that was annoying and spoke in a very stupid way that needed to be pacified.
"That was weird, that that had somehow interrupted my thoughts and came up in my head but whatever no problemo guess I got to move on and trudge the s*ithole further on with interruptions this time!!." (Shirou Phillips)
Mr. Phillips, proceeded to walk on as usual but he decided to look around incase Sakura was here or anyone else he had found: he did find a woman with dark blue hair and eyes with a black swimsuit who had almost as big busts as Sakura and was a inch shorter so he decided to walk up to her still towering over the woman.
"Hey Amigo, where are you from moron!!." (Shirou Phillips)
"Huh, who are you but anyways what's your name and then I will answer where I am from!!." (??)
"My name is Shirou Phillips that's it no stupid cultural Japanese name that's retarded just a mixed guy with White and Japanese blood now what's your name and where are you from!!." (Shirou Phillips)
"Oh I see my name is Ciel and I am from France but I am half French and half Pakistani??." (Ciel/Elesia)
"Uh what!! what kind of f*ck*ng name is Ciel!! I haven't heard of such a name in all of the years I had ever lived on this cursed planet!!." (Shirou Phillips)
"Oh that hurt :(!!." (Ciel)
"Whatever, anyways have you seen anyone named Sakura Matou at the beach!!." (Shirou Phillips)
"Oh I really don't know but I did meet a nice girl that was around the same height and also was really helpful and kind she wasn't in her swimsuit yet so maybe she went to the stalls!!." (Ciel)
"Ok that's gotta be Sakura it has to be it fits all the way!!." (Shirou Phillips)
SP then went that way as he ran and then went to the change rooms washroom whatever areas and then waited he actually just ate some stuff with money that probably no definitely was stolen off a poor soul that was probably hacked or had there head stuffed in a garbage can.
He still waited as he finished all of his food and then was at this point getting real annoyed and really angry as he then was restless to on top of all of that!.
"Where is she that fool and whore I came to stay just for her and that girl just offs on me what a *sshole honestly I might actually leave and prepare my long standing preparations against the gang of misfits and morons!!." (Shirou Phillips)
As Mr. Phillips waited for his best friend to show up he fell asleep at this point it was 10 AM too aka really hot but he wasn't bothered by it plus Sakura did take the day off from school to go swimming but besides that SP fell asleep as yet another dream flew over his head as it came yet again this time a vision from the past.
We zoom in on a girl as she was on the shoreline as she was looking at the sea beyond she was elegant as she had Blonde Hair and Green Eyes that shined like the stars as she stared at the mysterys of the sea wondering what it could hold.
However, before we get any further information of the girl speaking the vision cuts off abruptly as Shirou Phillips then wakes up as he rubbed his eyes and then was looking around making sure he doesn't hallucinate or see anything that he shouldn't or didn't want to see.
"What the freak was that huh POS those Pieces of sh*t really like to mess with me huh well I guess it alleviated the boredom I suffered in having to wait for Sakura that slow dim witted fool!." (Shirou Phillips)
"WHERE ARE YOU *SSHOLE COME OUT NOW I AM GETTING TIRED OF YOUR GAMES YOU UTTER GARBAGE POS!!." (Shirou Phillips)
Mr. Shirou was finally losing it as he was getting insufferably mad at this point and was about to burst in a Rampage and kill spree when he stopped and thought he saw a familiar image as he sees someone whom was familiar in the distance.
"Who the hell is that, is that who I think it let me go there!!." (Shirou Phillips)
"YOU F*CK*NG CHUMP come out now Sakura or your teeth go missing fool!!." (Shirou Phillips)
Mr Phillips finally ran towards the silhouette and in hope's his wait atleast would come to an end and would finally dissipate he reached there and they finally came to a end as Sakura was there wearing her summer hat while wearing a light grey white blouse that was unbuttoned covering her body and swimsuit as she smiled on "There you are silly old Sheero what took you so long I was almost thinking you died because your always so early and punctual so mind telling me what happened!!." (Sakura)
"Heh what anyways where the f*ck were you hiding I spent and wasted atleast a solid hour possibily more and I couldn't find you I even fell asleep on the hot bench and tried going to the changing area to see if you were there you little s*it head so why the f*ck are you here now answer that for me and I might not cut your head off for tricking me you little s*it head!!?." (Shirou Phillips)
"Calm down mr angry your always so angry and why don't you express happiness or any other emotion other then anger anyways, I was here all along I arrived at 8 AM and changed quickly and did 1 hour of exercise and then now I am here so there you have it you silly boy I am here all along!." (Sakura)
"What ever, anyways what are you doing here surprised your covering the top half of yourself somewhat not really good thing you didn't go full on practically naked like all the other fools here and I for your information am not gonna have a swimsuit here because I hate getting naked in public you stupid!!." (Shirou Phillips)
"Oh that's a strange phobia for someone as aggressive and unrelenting as you but anyways what did you come here to see!!:O." (Sakura)
"Nothing, I am here to see nothing much except see what you were up to and that crazy red head Aoko aka Sensei aka stupid c*nt but you didn't hear that from me :l!." (Shirou Phillips)
"Oh I see your here to see me then thanks how thoughtful and kind of you Shirou you do care about me maybe you might even have a little flutter hmmm in your heart!!:)))." (Sakura)
"Whatever, STFU and I don't feel anything towards you coward besides I am not interested in anyone that includes you too you know so zip it or else I am taking your tongue out as a trophy and you don't want to see that happen now you big moron!!." (Shirou Phillips)
"Oh that's no way to talk to your Senpai Shirou you don't go around saying the F word and dropping it casually like that your being very rude and disrespectful to me apologize now Shirou and don't make it half hearted!:((." (Sakura)
"What is with you today when did you become annoying and such a pain in the *ss to deal with huh Sakura fool you *sshole why don't you stop being so stuck up and retarded your no different then that Illya brat and that Twin Tails Piggy who I fought at that house!!." (Shirou Phillips)
"Why are you being so disrespectful today look I know you have anger issues but today all it seems your doing is raging and not really doing anything else can't you find something else to do other than raging and screaming like a animal please I am saying it for the best of you Shirou!." (Sakura)
"Hey, why don't you come sit with me maybe that's why your so worked up and raging today so maybe you can come sit with me on this spare chair I have then we will stop fighting!!." (Sakura)
"Ok FINE you win I am coming over here you uh POS so don't move!!!!." (Shirou Phillips)
Shirou than sat down with Sakura as he looked at everyone ahead and put his big hand on her hair and was confused at how her hair is so long in this worldline while in his own it was average not only that, but this Sakura unlike his worldline one was alot beefier and also taller but that was very obvious.
"What's your relationship with your family for someone so carefree you never bring that up it seems almost as if you don't have a family to begin with if so, I can relate considering I never had one to begin with for a long time!!." (Shirou Phillips)
"Oh, my little sister and I belong to different houses mage houses I mean my sister belongs to Tohsaka and I am a Matou but I am the only one considering that the rest are dead so therefore it gave me time to learn a lot of unique magic spells and to harness my true imaginary element to its fullest one day, I might show you its power it might be too much even for you to handle so be careful Shirou:)." (Sakura)
"Oh really, you really think so well let me ask you than if you are so confident in your Abilities why don't you teleport or are you too much of a coward to do so or can't do it either way big claims but can you back that up with evidence because all I see is rambling!!." (Shirou Phillips)
"Ok then I will demonstrate my power to you then since you seem to be enamoured by doubts about my capabilities!!." (Sakura)
Sakura, then uses a unknown incantation that teleports Shirou to the mirror world of Shadowdea and Shadow Salter as Mr. Phillips is then confused as to how he ended up in yet another mirror world and how Sakura of all people managed to pull such a impressive feat off to begin with but as soon as he had stayed he was then abruptly taken out and teleported back to the real space and he ends up at the beach where he used to be.
"Where was I taken answer me it seems where I was taken was yet another mirror world wasn't it WASN'T IT!!." (Shirou Phillips)
"Yes you were taken to the mirror world and I did this to demonstrate my power to you if you want to learn this spell please feel free to ask me and I will gladly assist you!!." (Sakura)
"Ok that explains alot so how do I learn this spell then or whatever since I need it for something important and something I plan on doing later on!!." (Shirou Phillips)
"Simple, just use a fast incantation and simply channel the imaginary element and then you can fold the space between two places or send you to other planes of existence if you wait for 2 seconds!!." (Sakura)
"Ah I see then so like this!." (Shirou Phillips)
Shirou was recollecting the distances he had to travel and also the formula and having to learn a entirely new element which wasn't even his own it took 1 minute to perform this super complicated spell and bam.
"Like this!." (Shirou Phillips)
Shirou opened his hands and performed the fast incantation and channeled a little bit of the imaginary element as he warped his body to the mirror world.
"I did it I finally did it and now my plan is complete I just have to wait in the winds until I get a good window to attack the gang of misfits and idiots!!." (Shirou Phillips)
He finally returned back to the real space as he then appeared in front of Sakura as she looked up in surprise and happiness at how he managed to master a spell that wasn't even from his affinity to begin with!.
"Wow that was really surprising that you managed that so are you leaving now!!
:(." (Sakura)
"Yes I am leaving now so take care now and don't do anything stupid you POS!!." (Shirou Phillips)
Mr. Phillips finally up and left as he then used the short version of the spell which he named avaruus taitto which teleported him a significant distance away as he then finally arrived near illyas house but he was careful visitors were there so he then tip toed around the place.
Meanwhile...
Illya and the gang went to a nearby forest to train and prepare for the rematch with Shadowdea after getting there butts folded to put it lightly.
"Huh that was real exhausting losing to that shadowy witch and getting our butts kicked man I guess I really have a long way to go when dealing with that witch!!." (Illya)
"Ruby can I install the Archer card please I want to test out its power and abilities!!." (Illyasviel)
"Hmm sure but Illya Chan what if you are dissatisfied with the end result." (Ruby)
"Don't worry Ruby I will simply move on to the next thing to train and learn how to fly as The Kaleid Liner Prisma Illya and take to the skies like a true magical girl!!." (Illyasviel)
Illya activated the archer card and to her utter dissatisfaction she just got a bow and no arrows or anything to fire out of the bow which made Illya really sad as she then learned how to fly, but that came naturally to her due to her not using common sense that often and also just imagining the result of it later, she wondered what Miyu Edelfelt her new "friend" was doing anyways.
"Miyu stop using too much common sense your too restricted by it Miyu as a magical girl common sense should be discarded and you should just imagine the result Miyu like Illya does that way you can obtain flight my sister!!." (Luvia)
"How can I fly if I fall at this height I will not fly I lack the aerodynamic structure to obtain flight not only that, but the fact I am a girl of common sense after all they say Ignorance is bliss and knowledge is poison and depression so I can't fly Luvia San please I can't!!." (Miyu)
"Miyu!! Listen to me, You should stop using your big brain if you want to learn how to fly you have to just not think but imagine the result after all you'll learn if I stop coddling you and if I start treating you like crap so you can grow without me and surpass me one day and claim your rightful place as my successor!!." (Luvia)
"Luvia San!!." (Miyu)
Miyu was dropped from the chopper and was falling down at a rapid high speed as she struggled to obtain any progress on flying!!.
"Sapphire why am I not able to fly I can't just disregard logic and order like Illya and Luvia and Rin I am too logical and rationalist to do such a thing I don't believe in the afterlife for this reason not only that, but I don't believe in angels and the world of the unseen and I believe Nature can explain all of these away and I refused to believe magic was real until the day I saw Big Brother and you not only that but I believe nothing matters we are all dead and I am a Existentialist and Nihilist too I don't believe in God atleast not yet God is dead and we are worse for ware I am about to die I said all I needed to say I have nothing but regret I was just a tool my whole life for someone else!!." (Miyu)
Miyu kept falling as she was having a philosophic crisis in her mind and soul too about the meaning of life and her life in general too, she then was rescued by Illya as she flew up and took Miyu in her very arms and then gently hovered and flew back down to earth:
"Miyu!!, why were you um falling from the sky and why couldn't you simply fly with Sapphire like I do with Ruby!!" (Illyasviel)
"Um Illya Chan that's the problem I thank you for saving me from the spartan training my big sister has imposed on me but that's the thing I don't know how to fly I don't have the aerodynamic structure to gain flight and I can't comprehend non physical phenomena unlike you and my big sister and her best friend, I am unable to rationalize or internalize such a thing sorry Illya!!." (Miyu)
"Come on Miyu just think you can do it and you'll be able to do it that's how I learned how to fly sorry for that vague advice!!." (Illya)
"Uh crud can't fly Illya, what do I do next!." (Miyu)
"Uh" (Illya)
Illya, then tried many phrases and to get Miyu to fly but Miyus fundamental logic and perception prevented such a thing from materializing due to how Materialistic and Rationalistic Miyu Edelfelt was thus Illya did the next step when asked about the basis of her thinking all Magical Girls can fly.
She brought Miyu to her house and made Miyu watch the Magical Girl anime that she had seen Miyu was dumbfounded and puzzled by the absurd flying mechanics of the main girl
"Ignoring Thermodynamics, She is ignoring inertia and every other law like gravity and newton's law and not only that, but she is doing all of these absurd maneuvers despite having no wings or having no other sustainable means of flight!!." (Miyu)
"Well its anime don't think too hard about such stuff and just watch it!!." (Illya)
"Miyu Sama do you think you may gain a understanding of flight after you watch the whole anime!!." (Sapphire)
"Probably not besides I can't put a tangible image on how to fly she doesn't use buoyancy like balloons do or doesn't use engines like a aircraft or wings like animals her method of flying is impossible and absurd I said it!!." (Miyu)
Ruby Flick, Ruby KO's Miyu because of her overly logical mind and then scolded the girl for being too materialistic and naturalistic
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"Perhaps these words may help you Miyu, Anything one can imagine, magic can make real: these are the words of the mage who created us!!." (Ruby)
"Don't Think, Imagine" (Illya)
"What! yeah no offense Illya I am leaving bye!!." (Miyu)
"But I do understand somewhat where your coming from but btw Illya there is no such thing as a heart or love its all human lies in the end understand that and you'll be successful!!." (Miyu)
"Good Job Miyu, Do your best and you are finally on the right track now but, I believe in the existence of the heart and love stop being so materialistic Miyu stop it!!." (Illya)
"Well she left!" (Ruby)
"Atleast it's good progress from yesterday when she told me not to fight and to be a normal person her arrogance was astounding she really thinks too highly of herself Ruby!!." (Illya)
Miyu however, had a another idea if she couldn't fly then she will come up with a technique to neutralize flying opponents she went to the backyard and starting brainstorming of a uber secret killer technique to knock opponents out of the sky after a hour of nonstop thinking she came to her answer at last!!.
A Magic Lance made out of the second magic that powers the kaleidosticks itself [Lochó Tétartis Diástasis] meaning Fourth Dimensional Lance in English to Greek it was a one shot technique that could transcend the concept of Space-Time and the Archetype of Distance itself or Time itself and any kind of defense or armor or protection is useless against it: It can also attack in more spatial temporal dimensions then the usual 3 likely possibly in 4 and also can be applied to any thrown projectile it disrupts the space-time binding the target together in other words it destroys the target from existence due to Space-Time = 0 means the opponent ceases to effectively exist in the area the Space-Time was erased only downside was that it would paralyze Miyu for days from using Magic again and that she needed to put all of her focus in to creating it otherwise it would not manifest due to her willpower being not at full capacity to manifest such a unfathomable weapon and power in to existence. Also, her aim must be dead on or it will be fatal.
Miyu then regrouped with Illya and Rin and Luvia as she was confident in her training plus the fact she learned to solidify mana to sky walk helped in the event she needed to use her one shot kill technique against Shadow Caster.
"So Illya since your good in tight spaces you'll distract that witch and Miyu since you have the striking power to destroy that witch you'll be on the offensive a overly complicated strategy would be your doom so I thought a simple one would lead to victory don't let me down now and besides I want to win the rematch against Shadow Caster so let's do this Miyu, Illya, go go!!." (Rin Tohsaka)
