1Don't Cha
A Kikyo song parody.
BWAHAHAHA! A short song... thing-y by me! I heard this song on the radio and instantly had the idea for this! It kinda sucks, seeing as I wrote it in 3 minutes. (If you haven't heard the song, I reccomend you listen to it)
Song: Don't Cha - PussyCat Dolls
(Pretty much like Kikyo singing this to Inuyasha, and trying to promote her self-confidence)
Baby
Ladies
Fellas
Are you ready?
Let's die.
Baby (oooh)
I know you hate me ( I know you hate me)
I know you do (I know you do)
That's why whenever I come around
She's all over you (she's all over you)
I know you don't want it (I know you don't want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be killing me. (Babe)
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was dead like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was cold like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was clay like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't fight the feeling (Fight the feeling)
Leave it alone (Leave it alone)
Cause if it ain't in hell
It just may be enough to leave you back home (Leave you
back home)
Let us be lovers (let us be lovers)
You have to play fair (you have to play fair)
See I dont care
But I know She ain't gonna wanna share
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was dead like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was cold like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was clay like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
I know I'm on your mind
I know we'd have a good time
I'm your friend
I'm fun
And I'm fine
I aint lying
I am so pale
You aint blind (you aint blind)
I know I'm on your mind
I know wed have a good time
I'm your friend
I'm fun
And I'm fine
I aint lying
I am so pale
You aint blind
I know she loves you (I know she loves you)
And I don't understand (Don't understand)
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then old enemy
Your secret ain't safe with me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was dead like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was cold like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was clay like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
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BWAHAHA!
