It is the middle of the night in Hyrule Castle Town, and Link waits patiently in a back alley. A dark figure wearing a black doctor's coat walks toward him.

"Are you Dr. Mario?" Link asks.

"Oh yeah! I'm-a Drug Dealer Mario!" the doctor proclaims.

"Quiet! Someone will hear us." Link whispers.

"You want to buy a mushroom?" Mario questions.

"Yeah. I need the shrooms so that the old woman can make that potion for me." Link pulls out 100 rupees.

"No, no. I only take the yellow coin." declares the drug dealer.

"What kind of deal are you running? Rupees are the currency here! I need those shrooms! I can't go on without my blue potion!" Link begins to panic. He quickly unsheathes his Master Sword.

"No yellow coin, no mushroom." Mario states. He takes out his special pills. The two heroes face each other and find themselves at a stand still.

Who will win this epic battle? Will Link ever get his beloved blue potion? Will Drug Dealer Mario get his yellow coin? These pressing questions and more will be answered in the near future (or maybe not)!