After the unfortunate chain of events with Drug Dealer Mario, Link decides to look for this "yellow coin." As he rides his trusty steed Epona across Hyrule Field Link comes across an old friend that might be able to help him in his search. The mapmaker Tingle stands near the entrance to Gerudo Valley with a skip in his step and a twinkle in his eye.

"Oh my! Hello Mr. Fairy!" exclaims the demented little man.

"How many times do I have to tell you to stop calling me a fairy?" Link groans.

"But that tunic makes you look like…" Tingle mutters.

"Never mind. Do you know anything about a yellow coin?" Link asks.

"Mr. Fairy, before I answer you must answer a pressing question that Tingle has been wondering about." Tingle states as he dances merrily in circles.

"What is it?"

"Why is it that no one seems to have noticed that there is a chicken in your tunic, and why is there a chicken in your tunic at all?"

"Well…" Link mumbled while scratching his head. Tingle wiggled and jumped around Link chanting "Chick-en man! Chick-en man! Kooloo Limpah!"

"At least you're not calling me a fairy again… now come on. Tell me where I can find the yellow coin." Link demanded.

"Tingle has no time, Mr. Fairy! Tingle must go to Gerudo Fortress." Tingle replied.

"Then just tell me already." Link says bluntly.

"Tingle has gotten himself into a situation, Mr. Fairy. If you help Tingle than Tingle will help you."

"Gosh. Do I have to do everything for everyone? I'm trying to save the world and I have to do everybody's chores for them on top of it?"

"Is the yellow coin important to you? Mr. Fairy… are you planning another blue potion drinking binge. You're getting yellow coin for that Mario guy, aren't you? Tingle is crazy, but not… Kooloo Limpah!" Tingle stops running in circles and bounces up and down. He throws multicolored confetti on Link's head.

"So what if I am? I need it! So just what do you want me to do?"

"Go to the Gerudo Fortress and convince all the girls that Tingle is one hot, sexy testosterone driven hunk of burning love! Kooloo Limpah!" Tingle says as he strikes a pose.

Will Link go to the fortress in order to claim the yellow coin? Will Tingle ever realize that he is not and never will be hot, sexy, or attractive whatsoever? Will the chicken survive being suffocated in Link's tunic? What daring escapades are in store for Link as he journeys forward? Will these questions ever stop? More will be in store for you in the near future (or will it?)!