Disclaimer: FINE! I DON'T OWN INUYASHA! ALL I OWN IS A PENNY, A PAPERCLIP, AND AN OLD PLATE OF SPAGHETTI! Oh yes, and I don't own the little squirrel foamy or his videos. Don't ask.
In the present:
Emily awoke with a throbbing headache and she was at a loss for where she was and how she got there.
'Hmmmm… think back! Must remember!' she thought vigorously.
Then all at once memories flooded back to her, and her nose started to bleed. She winced when she remembered swearing in algebra…..but after that she didn't quite know what happened.
"Gahhhhhh! Stop the madness!" She yelled in a frustrated manner. (A/N: we wanted to use frustratedly, but really, is that a word?)
After she calmed herself down then she collected her thoughts. Ok, she passed out; she was in the school nurse office. Why did she pass out? Someone was calling her but whom? Or what? All good questions in there own that should be answered, but right now she just wanted to find out what the annoying humming was in her ear! She finally opened her eyes and realized that there were people around her. With more inspection she realized that annoying humming was Elaina who was praying in some foreign language… well foreign to her; it was probably Elaina's own made-up language anyway. She decided to make her presence known.
"Would you shut up? What are you doing anyway!" Elaina surprised out of her skin, yelped and fell backwards off the edge of Emily's bed.
"Gawd! We know you're a real bear when you first wake up, but why take it out on Elaina when she was praying for your life (though in her own language)!" oh, Meg is here too she thought.
"No really, you can be QUIET now, I'm trying to think!" Emily said, exasperated.
Meagan leaned in towards Emily and said, "Since when do you think! Um excuse me, nurse? She's delirious!"
Emily growled. Yes, she almost remembered...almost had it…
The girl called Kagome was in trouble. No doubt about it, she was screwed. She was surrounded by gigantic dragons, and Inuyasha was on the ground in a catatonic state. Emily saw the man rushing towards Kagome, and she seemed to look straight at Emily. Emily took this to mean "It's up to you." And Kagome was whisked away.
Emily came out of her trance to see Elaina 3 inches from her face, curiously peering at her forehead. "Hey, hey off the merchandise!" Emily yelled, batting at Elaina's face. "Ooooo!" Elaina said, pointing to Emily's forehead, which was losing a certain golden glow. "What? What!" Emily said, snatching a mirror off of the nightstand and pulling it close to her face. She cautiously touched her forehead. "Richard, Richard, where are you Richard? Richard, Richard, we cannot find you now." Elaina sang, already distracted. Meagan stared at Emily quizzically. Emily shrugged. "Kagome's in trouble and she asked for our help."
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"Well Inuyasha I have a proposition for ya." Sango said, making sure to emphasize his name.
"…I'm listening..." crap, she knows my name.
"Well as my father so carelessly blabbed my fiancé was killed by a demon, so I was wondering if you'd help me avenge him." Sango said nervously. It was like asking him to risk his life for her, someone he just met and has few to no knowledge of.
Inuyasha stared at her, thinking. He said, "Listen, if I see you slay a demon, I might consider it."
Sango was confused. "But...but why? I mean, wouldn't you be doing most of the killing? Why would I even ask you to help if I could do it myself?"
Inuyasha shrugged. "I just want to see how skilled you are. You know I'm not going to do this for free. I was thinking we could exchange services." Sango glared. Somehow I knew…
"Help me find and kill the bastard that took my Kag—"
"INUYASHAaaaaaa!" Came an excited cry from behind him. Inuyasha's eyes bulged comically and his eyebrow twitched. "Miroku…"
"I haven't seen you in ages!" Miroku said. "In fact, the last time I saw you, you were with a lovely little girl. Strangely dressed, but young and pretty. Funny, I never thought you'd be a cradle robber…" Inuyasha sighed and bopped Miroku on the head. "We're just friends Miroku. Honestly, you take everything in the wrong way. Besides, I'm a little busy at the moment, so maybe we could carry this…conversation on another time…" It was then that Miroku took notice of Sango, who was peering curiously at him from behind Inuyasha.
"Oh! I see you've found yourself a 'wench', ay Inuyasha?" Miroku said suggestively, winking.
"NO!" Sango and Inuyasha yelled at the same time, then glared at one another.
"Wonderful!" Miroku said, grasping Sango's hand. He took on a serious expression and looked deep into her eyes. "Sango…I have a very important question for you." Sango nodded, encouraging him to go on. "Will you bare my child?" Sango's eyes grew wide and she just stood there for a moment while Miroku smiled goofily. "Honey?" Sango said. Miroku's smile broadened. "Yes dear?"
"NOT ON OUR FIRST DATE!" Sango screamed, simultaneously hitting him on the head with the Hirakotsu. Miroku sunk to the ground, a large lump pulsing atop his head.
"Heh, he never learns…" Inuyasha said, stepping on Miroku, and being rewarded with a small "eep!" from the ground.
"Where were we?" said Sango. "Oh yes, you were telling me of an idea you had."
"Yeah, help me find this one guy who kidnapped Kagome and rescue her." Inuyasha said. "And if the bastard happens to die in the process, oh well" He said, giving Sango a wolfish smile.
"I'll come!" They heard come from the ground. Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "And how will you help? What're ya gonna do, grope the guy to death?"
"I'll have you know—" Miroku began, holding his finger up in the explanation position. Inuyasha frowned, "You really are hopeless."
"You show us what you're worth and you can tag along." Sango said in an acidic tone.
"My dear, I assure you I am very worthy of your company." Miroku said, mimicking her tone.
"Oh yeah? Show me little man." Sango said, crossing her arms.
Miroku smiled wickedly, saying "Are you sure you want me to…?" "Want you to what?" Sango said, an amused expression on her face. Miroku shrugged, stepping away from them into the crowd. "You'll see." He said.
