Title: The Game Always Enemies
Author: Sl33p D3priv3d
Disclaimer: I do not own the WWE or any mentioned wrestlers. They are merely used/borrowed for the purpose of this fictional story.
Rating: M, don't know if it helps, but yeah, it's M.
Summery: Two groups fighting for ring supremacy.
Author's Note: I just want to say that what I wrote doesn't reflect how I really feel towards the characters or the actual people, they are just playing a part. If I may have offended someone whom you really like, by all means, send me hatemail. At least I'll know someone's reading this.
"This is gonna be so cool!" Stacy squealed.
"I know. One day we're all gonna go down as the badass women of the WWE," Victoria said while putting on her last bits of make-up.
"There's no way any other women coming in this company will surpass all of the greatness that we will set," Trish said, cockily.
"Ooo, got something against the newbies, there Trish?" Stacy said.
Smiling, she shook her head. "No, I just don't like them,"
"You're beginning to sound like Chris. That's a bad, BAD sign," Victoria said, turning around in her seat to look at her friends.
"I know and it's glorificent," Trish said smirking, just waiting for the response from her friends.
"Stacy, it's happened. Code blue. I need 50 CC's stat. It's gonna be ugly, but I'm going in.
Wish me luck,"
"Good luck," Stacy said while Trish was laughing.
"Oh come on, it's not that bad," Trish said through her laughter.
"Yes, it is. Next thing you know you're growing a goatee and you'll end up having long, untameable hair," Victoria said trying hard to stay serious.
Both women were laughing when the door opened to reveal Chris, Jay, Benoit and Val. "You girls ready for the big unveiling?" Val said with his 'Sexy Beast' shirt on his back. Handing the girls their shirts, all three quickly slipped them on over their tops.
"Ready as ever," Stacy said.
"Alright then. Let's get outta here and show the world 'The Sexy Beasts!'" Jay said being the first to put his hand in the centre. With everyone else following his lead, they chanted their name then broke to head to the ring.
Walking down the halls, they all made it to the curtain. In the ring was a match between Masters and Richards. With them due to interfere and cut their promo, the sound crew cued the music of 'The Sexy Beasts.'
With an unfamiliar song playing in the arena, everyone was drawn to the Titan Tron to see who would be making an appearance. With footage of each individual in the entrance video and "Natural Life" by Breaking Benjamin as their theme song, they appeared on the ramp and made their way down to the ring.
With Chris leading the group, he was paired up with Trish while Victoria was with Jay and Stacy with Val. Benoit finished off the group by being last. Walking up the ring steps, the men held the ropes open for the women as they walked in. Returning back to their women, Chris walked over to the camera man and barked for a mic. Walking back over to Trish, he was ready.
"Ladies and gentleman, children of all ages…we are 'The Sexy Beasts!' We have all been brought together through our hatred for Edge. If you would recall last week and the challenge I issued Edgeward…play the video, monkeys!"
With that request, the video of Chris' shoot promo started to play on the Tron. "And to think, he would have been insulted by the comments I made to actually challenge me and my then group, but nope. To this day, he still hasn't answered the call. Too bad for him because, as you can clearly see by these three beautiful women in the ring, we have new members who want to see Edge go down and will help in any way to do so,"
Handing the mic over to Jay, it was his turn to address the crowd. "Don't think this is only for us. Oh no, we took a poll to see how many people out there hated Edge and this was the result,"
With another video playing, footage was shown of each member interviewing random people on the streets asking them what they thought about Edge, edited in a comical way. With the question being asked to his own family members, their answers were voiced-over, in a negative way, by the different members in the stable.
"As you saw, not even his own family wants him around. And so, we're having this crusade to please you, his family and yes, even Matt Hardy," With the crowd going into a frenzy, Jay continued. "Yes, I said Matt Hardy. We're doing this for all the people who can't stand the sight of Edge and his whore, Lita!"
Taking the mic from Jay, Trish had a few words. "We're doing this for all the Edge haters, the Lita haters, the Matt fans and our fans alike. Now hear this, all newlyweds lock yourselves up in your cellars and keep your legs closed. With Edge and Lita loose, no one is safe. Ever wonder why Lita's so accident prone? It's cause she's as loose as a twenty year crack whore. It's the truth and it had to be said,"
Giving the mic back to Chris, the promo was nearly finished. "Like us, hate us or just like our women, we're here to stay so get used to it. Edge, my boy, we're coming to get you and your little dog, too. This is it. This is our stable and we will find a way to get to you. As I said last week, THIS MEANS WAR!"
Dropping the mic, it let out a scratchy noise upon hitting the mat. With the crowd in a frenzy, they made their way out of the ring and up the ramp. Stopping at the top, they saluted the crowd, who, at this time, had started the chant of 'Sexy Beasts.'
Getting behind the curtain, there was loud applause from the other superstars. Walking back to the locker room, each individual had shit eating grins on their faces.
"That was fun," Val said. "I guess they're behind us, huh?"
"That went really well," Chris said. "Better than what I had expected,"
"Yeah, they know we're not some stupid gimmick. We're 4 real," Benoit said with his toothless grin.
"Like the way you slipped that in there. I applaud your effort," Jay said.
"I had been working on that one for a while,"
"Speaking of working on things, how long did it take you to think of that crack whore bit?" Victoria asked, looking at Trish.
"I had been meaning to unleash that one, actually. I was just festering inside me for a while," Trish said, smiling.
"That was just too good, though. Twenty year crack whore? That's as good as me, baby," Chris said smiling at Trish.
"The transformation is nearly complete, Stacy. Say goodbye to Trish and hello to Ryan," Victoria said.
"Ryan?" Trish said, raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah, I know. Look, I tried with whatever you gave me and let me tell you, it wasn't much,"
"Are you saying my girlfriend's gonna turn into a guy?" Chris asked.
"If she keeps on rubbing off of you, then yes. She already used one of your catchphrases,"
"Which one?"
"Glorificent," Trish said.
"Good one. I forgot about that. Hm, you are turning into me. Watch out world, here comes Ryan!"
With the group laughing, Trish gave Chris a playful shove. "I don't think Ryan would do this," Trish said, moving closer to Chris to give him a kiss.
Finishing up their kiss, Chris was smiling. "Would you mind if I call you Ryan from now on?"
"Yes I would. There's something quite disconcerting with that,"
"You may have a point there," Chris said leaning closer to Trish for another kiss.
"Alright, enough talk about Chris kissing a guy named Ryan. Let's go celebrate our successful debut," Benoit said.
"But I was just getting to the good part," Chris said, whining.
"You'll have the rest of the night to kiss Trish. Come on, let's go. I'm hungry," Jay said.
"Okay, fine," Chris said with a huff.
"When are you never hungry?" Victoria asked.
"A…I got nothing," Jay replied.
With everyone in agreement, they all packed their duffle bags and changed their clothes to something more comfortable. With Chris offering his hand to Trish, Jay followed suit taking Vicki's hand while Stacy took both Benoit and Val. They exited the locker room and walked down the hall to the garage.
"You think they'll be able to contend with what we gave them?" Trish asked Chris.
"Even if, I promise not to let anyone hurt you," Chris said giving Trish a kiss on her forehead.
"Twenty year crack whore!" Amy yelled.
"I know, I know. If anything you're a five year crack whore," Adam said with a smile.
"Oh, is that what you really think of me?"
"No babe. I was just joking. You know, trying to lighten the mood?"
"Well it's not working. Damn it, I hate it when she gets the one-up on me,"
"Well how do you think I feel?"
"We have to do something about this. They're gonna get us, Adam," Amy said, shaking Adam by the shoulders.
"I'm thinking, woman. If you would stop shaking me, it would help our cause more,"
Letting go of him and straightening his shirt, Amy walked over to the couch. "Sorry,"
Snapping his fingers, Adam had an idea. "We need to fight fire with fire. If they have a stable, then we'll have a stable,"
"It's easy to say, but who will we recruit?"
"Just leave that up to me," Adam said with a sadistic smile.
