Road trip to Disney World

The day began at a peaceful house in the middle of the New-Brunswick, Canada. "Hurry up, or we'll miss our bus!" Shouted Cid from Final Fantasy VII (7) while trying to fit his spear in his suitcase. In his valuable house lived other heroes from other games, like Zidane and Dagger, from Final Fantasy IX (9), Lloyd and Kratos from Tales of symphonia, and Samus from Metroid. The whole group battled to know who was to throw his backpack first at the door. Samus won. Kratos then wanted to win something else, being the baby he is… " I'll win against you at thumb war!" It's then that Kratos declared thumb war to Samus. About 4 seconds later, Lloyd opened his mouth to inform his father that Samus's right hand is a metallic cannon… so that's why he can't win.. Samus has no thumbs… on that hand… Everyone had a major sweat drop, and Kratos was angry. "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! JUDGEMENT!" Suddenly, millions of light beams came from the sky… destroying the house…again…but none touched Samus. "oh yea… that attack ain't that accurate… OK THEN, AIR THRUST!" Samus shouted a loud Guardian! "MY HOUSE! …And since when do you have guardian? Oh and to hell with that, I'm used to that kind of nonsense now anyway…I'll just have to build it again.. I say hurry, or we'll miss the bus! Come one, let's move!

After a short drive of ten minutes (that seemed like hours to Lloyd, trying to calm down his father, that was about to destroy the city to be sure to kill Samus.) Everybody got out of Cid's airship, The highwind, as It's driver parked it next to the Shopper's drug mart. "Shotgun!" "Shotgun!" … Samus said it before Kratos.. therefore winning again.. and getting the best seat of the bus. Ths time, it's Zidane that was unhappy for losing the contest. "You won't get away with this!" "Stop Zidane, or… you'll sleep on the couch when we get back home!" said the queen of Alexandria, Dagger. Zidane put his weapon back in his pocket (well what? They put their weapon away, but we don't see them until the next fight… ) "Dad, you need a quarter to get peanuts out of that peanut dispenser… and hurry up or we'll miss the bus…" Said Lloyd, with an ashamed voice. It's then that Cid decided to try to stop everyone from being stupid… "We have a bus to take and an amusement park to get to! Stop fighting each other and …with peanut dispensers.." Kratos then said: " BUT I WANT PEANUTS! JUDGEMENT!" houses got destroyed, and peanuts flied everywhere… " I LOVE PEANUTS!" then said Samus that jumped on the ground eating peanuts, even the ones with gum on them… The bus horned. "Let's go!" said the driver.

They all got aboard, and then, a question came to the lips of Lloyd. "Hey, since the highwind is faster, why did we take the bus?" "BECAUSE MY HIGHWIND TAKES LOTS OF FUEL, AND DID YOU PRICE THE FUEL THESE DAYS? I'M NOT MADE OUT OF MONEY! I HAVE TO REBUILD THE HOUSE EACH TIME KRATOS PLAYS WITH HIS JUDGEMENT TOY…" Dagger added: " When we reach Disney world, you're getting an anger management therapy, dear Kratos!" " WHO SAID I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF? HUH? JUDGEMENT!" the bus got destroyed… Everyone is throwing rocks at Kratos. "How can we get there?" asked Samus. "I know just how…" added Zidane with a smirk…

To be continued