Perfect

Please tell me you're still a virgin!

Tanya stared into the night sky, she shivered.

"Its cold." She yawned "And I'm tired."

"Well you can lean against me Miss Tanya. I will keep you warm." Kenshin suggested, Kaoru smacked him.

"Actually I was thinking of going to bed. Thanks for the offer Ken. See you in the morning guys!" She called backing away from the camp fire they had created out side the dojo, to go to her own room. Yawning Tanya pushed the door. It wouldn't budge. It was locked! She rubbed her eyes and tired again.

'Hey! What's wrong with this stupid thing? Its not like Jenn would lock me out! Wait would she?' Tanya asked herself.

"Hey Jenn! Open up!" Tanya banged on the door. She heard rustling and then an answer.

"No Way!"

"Hey! I didn't do anything to you! It was all the slut!"

"You cant come in! I…I'm uh… sick!"

"You filthy liar!"

"Not lying! Now leave me alone." She heard Jenn fall back into her bed.

"Hey! Jenn!" She banged on the door. "I'm tired!"

"Then go to sleep!" She shouted back.

"Its cold!"

"Then get a blanket from Kenshin!"

"But where am I supposed to go?"

"I don't know! And frankly I DON'T CARE! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!" Tanya hurled herself at the door.

"Ow." she muttered rubbing her arm. "Fine then! I'm getting Kenshin!" She yelled back at her sister. Everyone glanced up as Tanya came back over pouting.

"Yes?" Kaoru asked irritably. (She didn't like the girls much cuase they called her cow.)

"Oh. Um cow you have a key for my room?"

"Yes. Why?" She gazed up apprehensively at her.

"Jenn locked me out." she stuck out her hand. "Key please."

"Hey! Get your greedy little hands out of my face! I said I had a key. But I didn't say you could use it!" She snapped.

"Oh come on Cow! I'm tired and cold!" Kenshin jumped up snatching the blanket Kaoru was using and handing it to Jenn avoiding the dirty looks Kaoru was giving him.

"Thanks." She put on her puppy dog pout and eyes and turned to him. "You can get the key for me cant you? I have nowhere to sleep.

"Oh no need to worry about that miss Tanya. You can sleep with me…Ow!" Kaoru kicked him. Tanya did not really catch on to the point of the question.

"No I want my room. Can you get me the key please? No wait! Come on!" She grabbed Kenshin's arm and dragged him away to her room.

"Ok…" the looked at the closed door. "Just use all your strength and break down the door!" She cried proud of herself for the idea. "Stand back Jenn! Kenshin is breaking down the door.

'no he wont.' Jenn thought smirking.

"Oh I would not break down Kaoru's when you can just sleep in my room." the grin slid off her face. Then she pouted again.

"But I want my own bed.."

"I have a big one!" (A/N- If you didn't get that then I'm very disappointed in you.) Tanya shrugged.

"I don't care! I want my own bed and room! Hear that little sister?" She shouted. Kenshin groaned putting his head in his hand.

"Come on! I have lots of blankets!"

"I do too! Now break down the door."

"But it's a work of art!" Kenshin lied. Tanya raised an eyebrow at him.

"Art?" he nodded.

"Yes art. Now please come with me." He grabbed her arm and began trying to drag her away. She slapped his hand away. Kenshin sighed hanging his head low.

"You keep your hands off me Ken! OK NOW I'M STAYING OUTSIDE THIS DOOR UNTILL YOU LET ME IN!" Tanya called ot both of them. She slumped down against a post and in an hour was asleep.

Next Morning

Jenn cautiously slid open the door. And looked at Tanya to make sure she was still asleep then darted out for breakfast. Tanya opened one eye as Jenn opened the door.

'Now to see what's she's hiding.' Tanya stood up very quietly and just as she began to inch the door open Jenn turned around.

"Nooooooo!" Jenn ran the fastest that she had ever ran to get there before Tanya could open the door completely and see what was inside.

"Dammit!" Tanya cried as Jenn collided with the door.

"Ow." She muttered as she pushed herself out of the door which now had a large dent in it.

"Come on Jenn! Let me see!" Tanya whined.

"No." She said defiantly standing in front of the door.

"Come on you tell me everything." Jenn glared at her.

"No." Suddenly Tanya hurled herself at Jenn. Jenn toppled over Tanya and Jenn tried to get up. Tanya put her foot in Jenn's face and tried to get up but Jenn grabbed her foot. Tanya kicked Jenn in the face and raced to the door. She threw it wide open as Jenn tackled her. Jenn had both her hands trying to keep Tanya's head down, but they failed. Tanya gasped. Sleeping on Jenn's bed was none other than Senoske Sagara.

"Jenn!" Tanya cried pushing her off her. Tanya stood up and gestured to the dozing Sano. "Jenn!" Jenn dusted herself off.

"What?" She cried irritably. "Is it that bad to have a sex life!"

"SEX life?" Tanya stressed. She grabbed her sisters hands. "Please tell me you're still a virgin!" Jen groaned drooping her head.

"Yes." She said solemnly.

"So it was just dry sex right?" Jenn's head jerked up. She stared at her sister. "Well? " Tanya asked tapping her foot.

"Yes. And You know I can have sex if I want to!"

"Not my little sister." Tanya said firmly shaking her head.

"Tanya! I'm a 2o-year-old Virgin!"

"And it better stay that way!" After a fifteen minute lecture on sex Tanya stopped.

"Why am I here?" She asked the world.

"I don't know." Jenn sighed. " I thought you would've left by now."

"I cant believe I didn't!" Tanya exclaimed. "I've got to tell the others!" She dashed out. "JENN AND AND SANO SLEPT TOGETHER." Sano sat up his eyes wide, as Jenn tackled Tanya.

A/N- He, he. grins crazily loves it? Review please! BYEZ!