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Hedwigmail: Thanks for reviewing so much! I think to get on Survivor, you send in an audition tape and then maybe there's more of an audition process after that. I'm not 100 sure though, but you could probably find more details online somewhere. Keep on reviewing! :D
I'm going to try and make every three days (aka: one episode's worth) into one chapter or else this story will be at least 64 chapters long if not more. So I hope this works...
Disclaimer: Don't own story. Don't own game. Own crazy-wackiness and insanity (and Dan Greenbaum)
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Chapter Eleven NarratorReward Challenge
So, Pansy was gone, the Dragon Tribe discovered the next morning at their early Reward Challenge. George quickly explained that the Survivors were to eat various disgusting foods from the wizarding world, and the tribe whose members had won the race to swallow the food first would win a mystery reward. The one catch was that the plate could not be lifted off the table.
"Now, Dragon Tribe, you guys have three more contestants, so instead of sitting one out this time, the Hippogriff Tribe will have three contestants that go twice," George explained, a slight grin on his face. "I'll give you a few minutes to decide on that."
"I'll do it," Harry said, quickly volunteering himself.
Harry will think I'm so brave if I volunteer! Ginny thought. "I will too!" she said excitedly.
The two glanced at Neville, Parvati, and Luna.
Luna sighed. "I guess I'll go twice," she said unhappily. She didn't want to have to eat all this grotesque food- twice.
"Everyone ready? Let us begin," George said. "The first two Survivors, step up." It was Parvati vs. Padma. "It's the sibling rivalry. You are going to have to eat-"George lifted a cover off of a dish to reveal a disgusting smelling dish- "toad's eyes soaked in a pumpkin juice and saltwater sauce, and left in the sun for a few days so it's warm and toasty. Are you ready? Go!"
Forgetting that she was breaking a rule, Parvati lifted the plate off the table and slid the eyeballs down her throat.
"Oh!" George said. "Unfortunately, you just broke a rule, Parvati, so you are disqualified."
She shot George and her sister an exasperated look before rejoining her depressingly small team on their bench.
"Next up is Neville vs. Ron," George said. He revealed a dish of bats wings soaked in their own blood mixed with dead flies.
"Mommy!" Ron whispered to himself as he devoured the bats wings. But he wasn't fast enough; Neville won the round!
The whole Hippogriff erupted into a huge fit of cheers and excitement, while Ron threw up a blood red liquid.
After that, there was Ginny vs. Cho. They had to eat a dragon's liver covered in sea salt. Cho prevailed by a millisecond. Then there was Harry vs. Draco. Draco devoured the troll's large intestine in seconds flat, while Harry was too busy choking on his own vomit to win. That was a big surprise for almost everyone witnessing the competition. Luna won against Hermione, eating the LIVE larva of a bowtruckle. The score was three-two, in favor of the Dragons.
Then came Lavender vs. Luna. Once again, Luna was the winner. She ate her fried maggots at a remarkable speed, as though she ate them everyday. Now it was three all.
Then Harry had to go for his second time, but this time he was up against Dean. This time Harry was ready for action, but Dean literally won by the blink of an eye. They both choked down their grindylow stomachs filled with fried insect larva at a remarkable speed, but Dean was the lucky one this time.
"Last but not least we have Seamus against Ginny," George explained. "If Ginny wins this, there will have to be a tie breaker. But if Seamus wins, then the Dragon Tribe has won their sixth consecutive challenge."
And they did. Seamus gobbled down his toad skin and lizard nails, and finished right before Ginny did. It wasn't the fastest that people had completed the challenge, but Seamus still won and that meant that the Dragon Tribe had won the first six challenges of the game. Would they win the seventh?
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ChoWe won our SIXTH challenge! I was ecstatic! And I got even more excited when George announced that our reward was that we got to raid the other tribe's camp and take whatever we could get in 90 seconds. We all took the Hippogriff Tribe's usual route back to their campsite, and then George shouted "GO!" and we were off to grab as much as we could.
I headed straight toward their fire and took two of their pots, some rice, and a spoon. I looked hastily around for more things to take, but before I had a chance, the 90 seconds were up and we headed back to our campsite.
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Draco"Okay, I got a spear someone had made with a pocketknife and the pocketknife," said Dean, putting his findings in our pile.
"That's everything? Great, good job everyone," I said encouragingly to my tribe mates. We had gathered a lot of useful crap.
Everyone turned and strolled off to bask in the sun or form alliances. Speaking of alliances, I thought this would be a good time to talk with Hermione. I made eye contact with her and she followed me into the woods.
"What's up?" she said when we were safely hidden by a group of bushes.
I shrugged. "I figured we hadn't spent any... quality time together, and that we should," I explained with a wink.
She knew exactly what I meant. She giggled and started making out with me. A few minutes later, though, I heard something.
"Sssh," I said quietly, putting a finger to her lips. I peered through the bushes to see Ron, Dean, and Seamus all talking quietly with each other.
"I'm telling you, Hermione and Draco are up to no good!" Dean was saying.
"What do you mean?" Ron asked worriedly.
"What I'm saying is that they're totally plotting against everyone," Dean explained. "Whenever one of them is gone, the other one's gone, too."
"I don't even want to think about it," Ron said. "And they hate each other! They wouldn't be able to do that."
"That's what they want you to think," Dean said slyly.
Ron shook his head. "I won't have it."
Dean shrugged. "Alright man, whatever you say. But I can't say I didn't warn you."
"I believe you, dude," Seamus said defensively. "I totally know what you mean. I didn't tell anyone, but a while back I saw them making out on a rock! And man, they were pretty into it."
"For the love of all things sane, don't tell me that!" Ron cried, a disgusted look upon his face.
I glanced nervously at Hermione. She licked her lips. We didn't know what to do, so we made out.
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Harry
"I can't believe it, Harry," Ginny said sadly. "I just can't believe it! We suck so awfully! If we win this challenge, I think I will personally request to be voted off. I swear."
"No, Ginny, don't' say that," I responded. She was pacing around the forest the day after the reward challenge in somewhat of an insane manner, as though she was trapped on a desert island and she wasn't getting rescued. Kind of like those mad kids in that book Lord of the Flies.
"What do you want me to say, Harry? That I, like, have faith in this tribe? I'm not pulling this crap again. I don't have faith. They're just going to pick us off one by one and that's the way this game-"
But she never finished her sentence, because I started kissing her like there was no tomorrow. I wanted to shut her up, and this was the only way I knew how. And it wasn't like she was a bad kisser or anything.
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Immunity Challenge NarratorTheir next challenge was to swim to a raft, take puzzle pieces off of it, and swim with them back to shore. To hopefully let the Hippogriffs win a challenge, George requested that three contestants who had never sat out before sat out this challenge. So Draco, Ron, and Hermione sat out.
It was extremely close until the tribes reached their puzzle pieces. Padma had to take two puzzles pieces and swim to shore with them, but she was practically dying.
"They're so hard!" she moaned.
"Suck it up!" Dean screamed, extremely angry with her. "Just swim, you moron! Do you want to lose this bloody challenge, because if we do, I'm thinking of writing your name down!"
Padma whimpered.
Dean was getting a bit insane. He was paranoid that if their tribe lost the challenge, he might get voted off. Unfortunately, if his screaming at Padma did anything, it slowed her down, and by the time they reached the shore and started to work on their puzzle, the Hippogriffs had completed theirs and were screaming so loudly that the Dragons almost didn't hear the noise.
"OH MY GOD!" Ginny shrieked, jumping on Harry. He started spinning in circles.
Neville jumped up and let out a huge whoop of excitement. He let himself fall into the warm sand, and began to roll around in it. Luna hugged Parvati, and Parvati hugged her back, even though she thought Luna was a complete psychopath. But for once, the tribe was happy, and they couldn't wait to see a smaller Dragon tribe the next day.
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Ron"So, you were watching the whole challenge from the sidelines. Who are you planning on voting off?"
I'd found myself in the bushes again with Dan Greenbaum. "During that challenge, I definitely noticed that Padma was not pulling her weight and completing the challenge like she should," I answered. "But then again, once the merge comes, she could be an easy person to compete against, so maybe I'll try and keep her and vote off Dean instead because he was going crazy. So I guess it'll be a tough decision."
"Now, you heard some interesting news this morning, didn't you?" Dan questioned, reminding me of the disgusting images that had appeared in my mind after Seamus and Dean had informed me of some unwanted news.
"I'm refusing to believe that Hermione and Draco are in this game together," I told the camera. "Seamus and Dean must be playing a trick against me because I know Hermione, and she would never be stupid enough to make out with her worst enemy, even if it was merely for strategy. She would never reduce herself to that for some game."
"Very well said, Mr. Weasley."
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Seamus"We've got to get her out of this game. All she's doing is ruining everything! Did you see how horribly she completed the challenge today? It was her fault that we lost! We were on a roll!"
"I know, you don't need to tell me twice," I told Dean, assuring him that I'd vote for Padma. I mean, how could you have seen her performance in the challenge that day and not vote for her?
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Tribal CouncilNarrator
"So, this is your first tribal council," George said. "Draco, how do you feel about that?"
"Well, I definitely know that we could have performed much, much better if I was competing in this challenge," Draco answered. "I would have physically made the people or person that was slowing the whole tribe down move faster, because I know that we're capable of winning, it's just a matter of motivation."
"Padma, obviously you didn't perform so amazingly today, are you a target for some votes tonight?"
"No, George, I don't think I am," Padma replied. Dean rolled his eyes. "I think that I did badly today in the challenge, but I've participated and worked hard in several other challenges, so I really don't think that I should be voted off tonight."
George nodded. "Very well spoken. Hermione, you're up first."
Hermione walked confidently down the path to the voting area and wrote Padma's name down on a piece of parchment.
"I know I have an alliance with you," she said, "but it's fake, I'm breaking it, and you deserve to be gone. You can't survive here with that cocky attitude."
Next was Cho. She wrote Dean's name on her parchment.
"Dean, you need to learn to control your anger and your outbursts, and be more supportive of your tribe mates," she said. "So tonight I'm voting for you."
When everyone voted, George said his usual speech and retrieved the container of votes. He began reading them. "Padma. Dean. Dean. Padma. Dean. Padma. Padma. Three votes Dean, four votes Padma. And the first person voted off the Dragon Tribe; Padma."
She cursed under her breath as she got up and had her torch snuffed out by George.
"The tribe has spoken," he informed her.
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A/N: Gah, 10 pages of crap This story sucks
