Mango Manga! Chapter V: Fatal Secrets.

(Disclaimer! Since I didn't do it before, I'll do it now. I don't own the Naruto Characters! Don't sue me! And this chapter is a special one, a lot of secrets come out of the closet with all the characters!)

Everyone just stared at Ryu. He smiled an evil smile, and had a possessed look. Everyone shivered, and Bera's mother continued to cry.

"Ryu.. Why?" Kiyo asked, his eyes wide in terror.

"What did I tell you all? If you didn't leave, I'd kill you. Who decided to be smart? Bera." he said calmly. Ato stepped forward.

"She was my friend! How could you!" she yelled, tears streaming down her mash potato covered face. Ryu stepped forward and slapped her.

"Get a grip on yourself! She'll be fine!" he yelled. It seemed as though everyone had a question mark above their heads.

"How?" asked Sakura, though she really didn't care.

"Simple. We'll revive her on the eve of tomorrow. With the forbidden move.." he smiled. Everyone else stepped back.

"You don't mean.." they all said.

"Yes- Shikon no Jutsu: the Dead Soul Skill. She'll be back, but she'll sorta be like Kikyo from that Inuyasha show. Dead, but alive, you know? Until we find her a correct soul, that is." he said, taking off his suit jacket and running a napkin through his hair. Kiyo raised his hand, and Ryu looked at him.

"What now?" he asked.

"Um, yeah- I was wondering what we could do with her body until tomorrow. You know she has to give that speech in front of the whole school and the 3rd hokage tomorrow morning, and without her, he'll give our grade level a failing grade!" Kiyo babbled. Ryu began to sweat.

Damn.. How could I have forgotten! Bera, you bitchy girl, you always have to be the smart one..

"Well, I have an idea." Ryu stated, while pulling Bera's mother off of Bera's corpse. Ato called a cab, and they drove Bera's mom and William home. When they were gone, Kiyo and Ryu walked towards the school's main kitchen, carrying Bera's corpse in their book bags. They snuck past school security and made it to the main corridor. It was about 12:30 A.M.

"Hey Kiyo.."

"Yeah, Ryu?"

"How did you fit Bera into BOTH of our bookbags?" Ryu asked.

"Um.. Well, I didn't have a body bag, so I cut her up and put her in the bookbags."

"You did WHAT! How the HELL are we going to revive her if she's broken apart? Needless to say, her blood has been dripping from our bookbags since we left the room. You're an ass." Ryu commended.

"Sorry.. I wasn't thinking." Kiyo sighed.

"Apparently not." Ryu said, opening the door to the cold room. The mist blew out, and it got really, really cold.

"Um, Ryu?" said Kiyo, while opening the freezer.

"What now?" he said back.

"If Bera has to give the speech tomorrow, how can we revive her tomorrow night?" he asked. Ryu got angry and began to beat Kiyo with one of Bera's severed arms.

"You ASS! We could have revived her now, but you separated her! They'll just have to find someone else to give the speech." Ryu said, dumping Bera's body into the freezer.

Later that night...er...morning..

It was about 3:22 in the morning, and Ryu had just gotten out of the shower. This is after he washed the blood from 3 flights of stairs, and smelled slightly rancid. He flopped onto his own bed, and stared into the ceiling. He closed his eyes, and tried to get to sleep, but couldn't. Kiyo kept talking in his sleep! Ryu was going to tell him to shut up, but this moment was to precious to pass up. He picked up a tape recorder from his dresser drawer, and sat next to Kiyo.

"Oh.. Yeah baby.. That's just the way I like it. Oh.. No biting!" Kiyo giggled. Ryu silently laughed. He left the tape recorder on, just in case. He then drifted off to sleep...

Begin Dream Sequence..

Ryu had just left Ato's room, and wiped his hands onto his pants. He felt like he had succeeded in the impossible- he had screwed Ato for a second time, and this time Bera's mother wasn't there. While walking to his room, he was stopped by Bevy and Ato.

"Yes?" he said, in a sexy deep Barry White sounding voice.

"Come play with us, Ryu- forever and ever.." they said in unison. Ryu smiled.

"I usually don't play with 2 chicks at a time, but what they heck." he said. All of a sudden, bevy and Ato's face began to bleed, and Ryu was on a tricycle! He was rolling down the hallway, and they kept saying "Come play with us.."... Ryu screamed when he fell off his tricycle, and the girls hovered over him and..

Ryu jolted up again, sweating. He looked around and noticed Kiyo, sitting naked on the end of his bed, eating Fruity Pebbles and watching The Shining. That explains the freaky dream.

"What the hell are you doing? Get dressed so we can get to class!" Ryu shouted.

"Dude, it's Saturday. No classes! Now I get it. When you said Bera had to do the speech 'tomorrow', you must have meant Monday! Chill, we have time! Since the kitchen doesn't open until Monday morning, she'll be safe in that freezer."

Ryu wiped the sweat from his face. Thank God it was Saturday- which meant no jutsu today! He had a free day! He ventured into the closet, and pulled out something to wear. He brushed his teeth, got dressed, and actually went out into the world, instead of hanging around the school.

He breathed a breath of relief. No school today! He hadn't felt this good since he found out that lotion could be used to avoid friction during masturbation. Long story short, he was at a party.

He walked towards a game store, and picked up a few games. He even went to the shoe store, and got a new pair of boots, with a shuriken logo on them. He felt satisfied and complete. He walked back into the school's area at about 5:37. He walked up the dorm room steps, and even stopped at Ms. Haruka's coffee shop and had a quick chat. By the time he got back upstairs, it was 7:30. Ryu opened the door, and Kiyo was there, watching another movie, in the same position, with the same bowl of cereal, which was now thick, due to the heat on the milk.

"You haven't moved all day! You're still naked for God sakes!" Ryu shouted.

"Look- it's Saturday. I shouldn't have to move." he replied. Ryu chose not to argue, but make a suggestion.

"Let's go out tonight, you me and the girls. I heard it's a new night club out for teens, something called Ball and Chain. Want to go?" Ryu asked, cheesing.

"Sure, why not." he said, getting up, and getting dressed. By the time they were all together, and on their way to the club, it was 10:30.

They all stood outside, looking casual, waiting for the club's doors to open. The line was really far, but luckily, they got there early. Ato yawned and Bevy had her CD player on full blast.

"I'm getting bored." Ato casually stated. Ryu said the same thing.

"Some club, Ryu- this is pissing me off! I want to get freaky! You know.. Freek-a-Leek! You know, by Petey Pablo?" Kiyo said. Everyone stared at Kiyo.

"Petey Pablo? Are you crazy? He's corny!" Bevy said, taking off her head phones. "God, I hate American music." she said, looking a bit flustered.

"Are you going to be ok?" Ryu asked her.

"Look! The club's open!" she yelled. Everyone in the crowd turned, and trampled over everyone else to get in. Once inside, everyone began to dance. The club was hot- for a teen club, that is. Though, they were serving alcoholic drinks! Kiyo walked to the bar with Ryu and Bevy, while Ato sat and mingled with her other friends.

"Let me have a Mohito, please." he asked. Everyone stared.

"Isn't that a gay drink?" Bevy asked.

"No, I don't think so.. Mo-Hi-To." he said, taking a sip.

"Whatever.." Bevy said back. "Gimme a Coors Light." she asked. Ryu laughed.

"A light, eh? Someone afraid to be a bit tipsy?" he joked.

"Damn it! Give me a Coors Heavy!" she yelled.

"There's no such thing, maim." said the bartender. He slid her a Coors light, like she initially asked for. She frowned, and took a big sip.

"I'll have a pure vodka, please." Ryu asked, and the bartender served. He sipped it, and then lugged.

Ato sat and mingled for a bit, and then got up and danced. Ryu, eager to play with Ato, walked up onto the dance floor and danced with her, but more like she grinded on him. She had a few drinks too. Bevy threw off her shirt and said BITE ME as loud as she could, and for people bit her, and she laughed.Kiyo was no where to be found.. So once the biting and dancing was over, everyone went to look for Kiyo.

"Where is he?" asked Ato. Everyone shrugged. All of a sudden, they all heard his voice coming from the utility closet. Ryu gripped the doorknob and opened the door slowly. What they saw sickened them slightly. Bevy laughed, and Ato covered her mouth as her eyes grew wide. Ryu's mouth stood gaping.. In the closet was Kiyo and Naruto.. Kissing!

"What the fuck!" Bevy yelled. Naruto laughed once, and ran out, fading into the shadows, and Kiyo was the only one left. He hiccupped.. He was drunk!

"I need to be taken home... hiccup now..cause I hafta release some built up fluids I got in this closet.." he said. Everyone gagged and dragged him home.

"Thanks for nothing, Kiyo- we had to leave, thanks to your gayness." Ato mumbled.

"Sorry- I was drunk." Kiyo replied, with the puppy face. Ryu sat down.

"I think we need to talk. All of us- and let some secrets out of the closet." he said silently. They all agreed. Bevy was the first to speak.

"I used to think that Bera and Ato dated." she said.

"What! We did not!" Ato yelled.

"I always thought you guys did! She was always on you! Oh, and I betrayed your friendship by dating Gaara while you were dating him." she added. Ato was furious..

"What! You did what! I wouldn't be surprised if you kissed Ryu right now!" before she even looked, Bevy had pounced and kissed Ryu, very sloppily. Ato went into a blind rage and blurted out secrets as well.

"That's why Itachi came over my dorm room last month!" she yelled. Bevy went all angry on her and they argued. After throwing some cold water on them, Kiyo decided to talk. He cleared his throat..

"I have to tell you all something. Ato, Ryu, Bevy- I found that I've been lonely while being here on campus, and there isn't a lot of love. I finally found someone to make me happy.. So I'm going to tell you now." he said, smiling.

"What?" they all said in unison. Kiyo sighed and braced himself.

"Guys- I'm..."

End Chapter V...

Brian: Not bad if I do say so myself.

Ryu: What's going to happen to Kiyo?

Brian: You're the main character- you'll have to wait!

Kiyo: ...

Ryu: Damn. Write faster, you ass! People are waiting for Kiyo's big secret!

Brian: -erases Ryu's mouth- Finally, some silence! See you in Chapter VI!