(A/N): I'm back with a new chapter yeah!

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Chapter 11:

Morning Mishaps

The sun rays beamed on Kagome's face as she slowly opened her eyes and Miroku's smiling face greeted her. She slowly got up as she remembered what had happened recently. She remembered Tsubaki's punishment and that she had made her first wish.

"Good morning Kagome-sama," said Miroku.

"Morning," said Kagome while yawning, "What hour is it?"

" 9:00 A.M." said Miroku.

"And what day is it?" said Kagome sleepily while rubbing her eyes.

"Monday."

Kagome's eyes opened widely, "Monday!"

Since she passed all day inside her room she didn't really notice Sunday passing. Kagome ran to the shelf and took from out of the drawers some clothes. She wasn't ready when suddenly she heard Tsubaki's words calling for her to come and make breakfast.

"Coming Tsubaki-sama!" shouted Kagome as she took her pajamas off. She glanced at the mirror and stood speechless gazing at her reflection. She saw two pointy and black cat-ears surging on from her dark brown hair and a midnight tail waving behind her. She suddenly remembered that she had wished for help to conquer Inuyasha and after Miroku's charm nothing had happened, it seemed as if the spell had started working today!

"Oh my God..."

She opened her mouth and saw two sharp though short fangs and stared at her hand, she saw sharp though not so long claws. She had turned into a Neko Hanyou!

(A/N): "Neko Hanyou" means half-cat-demon as Inuyasha who is a "Inu Hanyou" or half-dog-demon. You know when Inuyasha turned human his golden eyes turn brown or in fanfictions described as violet, well in this case with Kagome her eyes don't change, they are maple as they used to be when she was human, okay? Her fangs are short so they don't come out of her mouth like sometimes Inuyasha's do, and her claws as short but are very sharp like a real cat's are, okay?

She stared at her long raven tail and stood there in shock watching as it waved proudly behind her.

" I can't go to school like this..."

Miroku suddenly jumped next to her grinning.

"What do you think?"

Kagome looked back at him.

"I like it but I don't think this will help me at all..."

"Don't be silly. Both are hanyou now so you can understand that."

" So I must be like him to understand him?" asked Kagome confused.

" No, you just must be yourself but that will help him notice you more easily."

"Right, as if a dog felt attracted to a cat," said Kagome sarcastically.

" He can feel bored with the same old puppy female."

"Okay, I got your point."

Kagome heard Tsubaki screaming for her to come and make breakfast again and she started putting her clothes on. She put a pink sweatshirt on and a red squirt, long white socks, red tennis, and a yellow scarf around her neck. She was about to get out of her room when she stopped and ran back to her drawers.

"I can't let Tsubaki see this..."

She took out a red hood and put it on top of her tweaking ears and hid her tail inside her squirt. She took her brush and combed her long silky hair and then took her backpack and finally the cell phone.

She turned to Miroku who was sitting on Kagome's bed.

"You wanna come?"

Miroku nodded as he started walking next to her, "Finally I will know your school and meet your odd wold."

Kagome stopped and turned sadly at him, " I'm sorry but you can't come out of the phone the whole time I'm there."

Miroku turned to her sadly, "Why not?"

" I can't let anyone see you."

Miroku turned as small as a thumb and sat on Kagome's palm, "Please, I'm gonna be a nice boy."

Miroku did puppy eyes at Kagome but she refused.

"Okay, I'll stay inside."

Kagome stared as Miroku disappeared within the white cell phone with the strawberry ornament and Kagome clung the machine against her waist.

"I'm sorry Miroku, I'll show you around later okay?"

There was no response as she ran downstairs and toward the bathroom's door.

"Here we go again..." whispered Kagome angrily as she pounded on the door for Ruri to open it.

"Ruri! Hurry up!"

Ruri's voice repeated from the other side of the door, " Didn't you forget something?"

Kagome rolled her eyes with disgust as she did every morning, " Please?"

Kagome could her stepsister Ruri singing high pitched as she always did as she waited for a reply.

" I'm not satisfied," answered the girl inside the washroom with a mischievous tone.

Kagome was about to start with her "Please wonderful Goddess Ruri" sentence when suddenly a thumb-sized Miroku peeked from outside of the cell phone and smirked evilly.

Kagome noticed his evil smile and shook her head as if telling him not to dare do what he was scheming. But it was too late now; Miroku aimed a charm at the bathroom and dim pink sparkles hovered around the door. Kagome heard Ruri screaming with fear and listen to her falling and bumping against something. She closed her eyes as she heard more bumping. She looked down at Miroku who was chuckling.

(A/N): Now we're gonna see what happened to Ruri (smiles evilly).

Ruri put the stereo louder as she listened to Simple Plan's "Shut up!" and sang it loudly. She took a brush and started combing her short blue hair and then tied it in two topknots as she always did and let two short locks passing in between her ears. She then took her toothbrush and put the toothpaste on it as she washed her teeth and hummed the song. Suddenly diminutive pink sparkles hovered around the toothbrush. Ruri continued washing her teeth when suddenly the brush somehow started brushing her teeth by itself. It brushed her mouth swiftly and with toothpaste started covering her mouth and her lips were also covered with toothpaste bubbles. She felt as the brush "jumped" out of her grasp so she turned and saw the whisk hovering in front of her, as if it was haunted and small sparkles shined around it. The toothpaste tube, also with sparkles, started hovering too and it smeared its containment on the brush and both slowly approached the girl. She started retreating with fear when suddenly a bucket (with sparkles) rolled from behind the toilet and got in Ruri's way. The girl tripped over it and fell with a heavy thud sitting on the toilet and before she landed on it the hatch opened and she fell on the water and splashed her jeans. It seemed as if she had made pee.

(A/N): When things are charmed with Miroku's powers there are always pink or blue or whatever colored sparkles hover around it.

She tried to get up but she was stuck. The toilet paper came to life too as it coiled itself around the girl's body like a snake. Now she looked like a mummy as she continued trying to pull herself out of the toilet. Now it was the toilet pump's turn to come to life as it hovered on top of Ruri and then started pumping her from the head. Ruri was finally unstuck and she then tried to walk out of the room but tripped over the toilet paper that hung from her waist. She fell on the bathtub and tried to take the toilet paper from her face and then pull the toilet pump from her head. She uncovered her face and stared in shock at the shaver, shaving cream, shampoo, cream, toothpaste tube, toothbrush, bucket with water, perfume, and some scissors hovering in front of her. She slightly shook her head in disbelief as the items hovered her way.

Back with Kagome and Miroku...

Kagome heard Ruri screaming when suddenly the door swung open and her stepsister ran out wrapped in toilet paper like a mummy, with her butt wet, the toilet pump stuck on her head, with toothpaste on her mouth and some items chased her down the corridor. The scared girl ran toward her room and closed the door shut and screamed when the scissors were stabbed against the entry.

Kagome turned to Miroku frowning and he smiled sweetly though nervously, he then shrugged, and vanished within the cell phone.

Kagome rolled her eyes with annulment and then she smiled sweetly. She turned to Ruri's door and at the hovering artifacts around it, then she heard her stepsister's shrieking and giggled as she entered the bathroom.

She turned back at Ruri's door and shouted sarcastically, "Thank you Ruri, you're such a nice sister..."

(A/N): And there! Hope you liked this chapter and the first wish.