Title: Samantha Thavasa

Pairing/Characters:Urahara/Yoruichi

Warnings: Swearing, and the purchase of an extremely cute purse.

Urahara frowned at the store in front of him. He really did not want to do this, but with Yoruichi's birthday coming up soon and she had been gushing about this for a while now. Sighing and resigning to his fate, Urahara walked into the store. He felt very awkward. He was the only guy and the only one in jeans and a T-shirt. At least he took Kurosaki-san advice on that aspect of shopping. Glancing around he looked for his target, the one thing Yoruichi want, the one thing she actually purred over. Walking up the aisle he could not find what she wanted. He had seen a picture of it at least a billion times, and yet he did not see it. He was in the right store, right? Deciding to make one of the sales clerk pay attention to him and help him find the desired item, Urahara tapped on counter until he got some service. A young woman walked up to him, smiling.

"Is there anything I can help you with, sir?" She asked kindly refraining from grabbing his fingers and throwing him out of the store. Urahara smiled that sardonic smile of his and proceeded to tell exactly what he was looking for and she, of course, went to get it.

As Urahara looked down at the register displaying how much money he owed, he cringed and handed the smiling woman his credit card. He tried to ignore the price tag of ¥53,500.00. How the hell could a person spend that much money on a purse, a stupid fucking purse? Oh, but it was Samantha Thavasa Star purse, designed by Nicky Hilton. Who the fuck was Nicky Hilton and why did Yoruichi care? Urahara smiled at the girl as she handed him the shopping bag and his receipt. Urahara was in a daze, did he actually spend that amount of money on a purse for Yoruichi? Walking down the streets of Ikebukuro towards the train station, he realized that yes the sex most be that good.

finis

Author's Note: I got this idea after looking at my coach bag. I figured Yoruichi as a person that is normally practical about most things, but she has that one thing that she would spend alot of money on. Why purses, because its my obession and I can't relate to anything else, plus I don't know who the Gucci is in Japan, but I do know who the Louis Vuitton is, Samantha Thavasa. The bag he buys is a White Star bag. They are really cute. oh and the price is about $500.00 American Dollars.