Disclaimer : I do not own POTC. If I did, I'd of made Elizabeth a blacksmith and Will the girl. (That was random.)

Chapter : Punch.

"Finally," Thought Jack as he took his first steps into Tortuga for the first time in 6 months.

Only 5 months after he got new crew members, he was marooned by that bloody Barbossa. It's been about 3 weeks since Jack escaped the island, now he found himself in Tortuga, because some weird thought in Jack's head told him he needed to come in to Tortuga to see Anamaria. He didn't know why he needed to see her, he just knew he had to see her.

Jack found himself in front of Anamaria's door knocking. He took a deep breath.

"Anamaria." Said Jack as she opened the door, closing his eyes.

Slap. Anamaria had slapped Jack harder then she had ever slapped any other man. Jack finally got a taste of Anamaria's wonderful slaps.

"I don't think I deserved that." Said Jack quickly as he slowly opened his eyes. He was blinking a lot because his cheek hurt.

"You got me pregnant and left, you bloody BASTARD." Yelled Anamaria in anger.

Jack's eyes stopped blinking, and his mouth fell open.

"Is that why you got so, so, so fat?" Asked Jack.

Slap. Anamaria slapped him again, but a little softer then the first time.

"That one, now that one I deserved." Said Jack in a low voice, rubbing his left cheek because she slapped him two times in the same spot. And face it, Anamaria's slaps hurt.

"What'd ye' bloody want now? Make that idiotic bastard, Barbossa get me pregnant?" Hissed Anamaria.

Jack froze as she mentioned Barbossa, since it was his fault he had been marooned.

"No, love, me cr-" Began Jack, as Anamaria slapped him, yet again. This time she slapped him on his right cheek, instead of his left.

"Don't you 'love' me, Jack." Hissed Anamaria.

"Captain. Captain Jack Sparrow." Said Jack in anger, since he wasted 3 weeks trying to get to Tortuga just to see Anamaria, and all she seems to do is slap him over and over again.

"No. Not 'Captain'. Just Jack." Said Anamaria, sounding angrier that Jack had sounded. She had a furious glow in her eyes.

"I'm sorry," Said Jack to try and calm her down, not knowing why the hell Anamaria was so upset for.

Anamaria raised her hand to his head and punched him. Jack slowly fell down, passing out.