Disclaimer- I don't even own my pants.
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On second thought, I will be writing this story in script format all the way! Screw (Hears pounding on door)
Qi- Who is it? (Picks up Who do you think? We are tired of your defiance and we are here to take you into custody. (Busts down door)
Qi- (running) You'll never take me alive! Freedom of Speech! (runs past them out the door) On with the fic!
Alyek the Stapler
Narrator- Last Time on Days of Our Lives
Alyek- This isn't Days of Our Lives! (shoots staple in narrators general direction)
Narrator- Hey! Who the fuck do you think you are!
Alyek- The Mighty Authoress sent me to keep you all in line! (clicks threateningly)
Start the next chapter!
Qi- Hey! Let's go to six flags!
Tea- Yes! Another adventure for me and my friends!
Qi- (glares at Tea)
Yugi- I've never been to Six Flags…are we even in America?
(all look at Qi)
Qi- uh…yes?
Tristen- Th- (interrupted by Qi)
Qi- Did I say you could talk?
Kiaba- (comes skipping down the street with Mokuba close behind.) Six Flags is F-U-N fun! (singing the Spongebob Song) F is for friends who do stuff together!
Tea- (joins in) U is for you and me!
Kiaba/Tea- (dancing and singing together) N is for anywhere anytime at all! Down here in the deep blue seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea!
(All completely dumbfounded at what they have just witnessed.)
Mokuba- He's high on the drugs they've been giving him down at the asylum.
All- ooooohhhh.
Yami-(appears in spirit form) Let's just go.
(A/N- both Yami and Bakura can appear in spirit form, can be seen and affect the physical world. Got it? Good.)
(Random Coach USA bus pulls up, driven by Qi)
Joey- If there was any doubt that we were not in the USA…
Ryou- Do you even have your liscense?
Qi- I have my permit!
Bakura- Good enough for me. (gets on bus.)
All- (shrug and follow)
Qi- Okay guys, (tosses half of them coke cans) Start Chuggin'! (hits random things in her path, runs over a few people and cars)
Yugi- Hey! Watch the road!
Qi- Why? These are all fictionous people, they don't really exist.
Mokuba- Is Fictionous even a word?
Qi- It is in my story.
Bakura- Um…Ryou?
Ryou- …Yes?
Bakura- Would you mind if we uh, used the restroom? (smiles)
Ryou- Oh! I know what you mean. (smirks back.)
Joey- What the hell?
Qi- (puts bus on auto pilot and walks back) What the hell is going on back here?
Yami- Oh, leave them alone.
Yugi- Yea, me and Yami do that ourselves from time to time.
Yami- Yea, it's hard sometimes too, I mean there isn't always and bathroom available and we have to use a closet…
Ryou- (muffled sound from the bathroom) UNO!
Bakura- (muffled) Shit!
(stapler click is heard throughout the bus)
Mokuba- Did you hear that?
Kiaba-(off his high) What nonsense are you spouting now Mokuba?
(staple is shot at Kiaba's face, making him bleed.)
Mokuba- Big brother are you okay?
Kiaba- Yes of course? Why wouldn't I be?
Mokuba- A magic stapler just shot you in the face!
Kiaba- Please, it's all just mind tricks.
Yami- If this was all just a mind trick then you have one majorly fucked up mind!
Qi- I have a question for you.
Kiaba- What?
Qi- How long does it take you to shove that pole up your ass every morning?
Mokuba- (changing the subject) Hey, we're here!
Yugi- (Looks out window) Uh, no we're not, that's just the sign that says it's a mile away.
Alyek-( pops out of the luggage holder thingie above the seats) MWHAHAHA! Yes, it was I!
(All stare blankly at the flailing stapler)
Alyek-(sweatdrop) I am Alyek the magic stapeler! I was sent by the mightly authoress to keep this fic pg! No more sexual innuendos!
Qi- Okay. A, I didn't send you anywhere, and B, that's exactly why I rated this story M!
Ryou- (walks out of bathroom with Bakura pouting close behind.) If you think that was bad you should see a later chapter. I'm dreading it.
(All give him blank stares except for Qi.)
Qi- (changing subject) Hey we actually are here!
All- (get off bus, that crashed into a parking lot marker thingie…ya know like ur in the parking lot F 23…)
Qi- So guys, where are the empty cans?
All-(blank stare)
Qi- Hello, if you give them an empty coke can then you get a free ticket! With the purchase of ticket…Monday through Thursday.
Bakura- Why not just steal them.
Qi- Yea, would you mind?
Bakura- Of Course not. (encounters line) Well, this won't do. (sends all of the souls of the people in the line to the shadow realm, thus the elimination of the line, walks up to the man in the ticket window, pulls out a gun, shoots him, then takes the tickets.)
Qi- A little unorthodox but it works.
All- (encounter the metal detectors, all get through except for Ryou and Yugi.)
((Bakura and Yami have retreated to their soul rooms for the time being.))
Metal detector operator guy- Uh, sir will you please remove all metal objects.
Ryou- I would love to but (rips open shirt, exposing the millennium ring embedded into his chest) I can't.
MDOG- Just go sir!(sees Yugi) I hate my life. Please remove all metal from your body…sir.
Yugi-(removes all belts, takes off shirt, and pants, shoes, puzzle, just removes all metal until he's naked, walks through.)
Tristen- (thinks about saying something but decides against it)
Joey- Why does this have to happen everywhere we go?
Qi- Whatever lets just go
Narrator- Will Tristen ever have something to say? Why can they all suddenly speak and understand English? Will Qi ever get her license? Find out next time! Please Review!
