Disclaimer- I don't own Yugioh, but I am working on it…

Aaron- Thanks! Your reviews were very encouraging.

WolfSisterKaarina- Sorry If I spelled your name wrong but, I have lost interest in the whole Ryou fangirl thingie, but, however you do get your prize. Ryou for the rest of the next chapter is yours!

Ryou- BLOODY HELL! I'm hardly randy at the moment; I don't want to be shagged by a fangirl! What the hell am I saying? I never say those words!

Qi- I just thought it would be funny if you talked like a real Brit for once. Besides chill out, she has to come and claim you, so for right now your safe…

MuggleBuddy- I always appreciate your viewpoints, love ya!

I credit Allie for some of the more amusing ideas in this chapter, cookies for those of you that get the jokes!


What A Strange Mind I Have…

(all still watching television)

Tea- What shall we do now friends?

Qi- Shut up.

Tea- But I was only saying-

Qi- You wanna start something bitch? (stands up)

Tea- Yea I do! (stands up as well)

(Lil' Jon comes running through drinking crunk out of his pimp cup, spilling it all over the place in the process)

Lil' Jon- GIRL FIGHT!

Joey- What? Lil' Jon?

Lil' Jon- YEAH!

Yugi- What the hell are doing here? Stop spillin' crunk all over the place!

Lil' Jon- OKAY!

Qi- You know what, I'm in no mood to fight, so that makes me a better person, so I win.

Lil' Jon- WHAT?

Qi- I win.

Lil' Jon- WHAT?

Qi- I win.

Lil' Jon- YEAH!

Qi- OKAY!

Lil' Jon- Pardon me, but I believe that is my line.

Qi- Oh, Yea sorry.

Lil' Jon- OKAY!


Random Off Topic Scene! And GO!

(somewhere outside at night, Yami is standing on the sidewalk, with a pair of sunglasses and a rather large boombox.)

Yami- (turns boombox on, puts the sunglasses on, starts singing softly)

I wear my sunglasses at night

So I can so I can

Watch you weave then breathe your story lines

And I wear my sunglasses at night

So I can so I can

Keep track of the visions in my eyes

(Sings louder, dancing around like an idiot in the street)

While she's deceiving me

It cuts my security has

She got control of me

I turn to her and say

(jumps on a mail box)

Don't place the blame on the guy in shades oh no

Don't mess around with the guy in shades oh no

I can't believe it!

(starts twirling around on the sidewalk again)

Cuz you got it made with the guy in shades oh no!

(smacks head on into a lamp post, falls over)

Bakura- (walks over to Yami's unconscious body, sunglasses askew,the song still blasting) Oh no, I'd better not mess around with him. Oh, no. (walks away)

RANDOM MOMENT OVER!


Lil' Jon- YEA!

All- SHUT UP!

Yami- What the hell are you doing?

Bakura-(chewing on one of the spikes of the millennium ring) What? Did you honestly think this was real gold? ( peels off a piece of gold colored wrapping exposing a chocolate and caramel center)

Ryou- But, what about all the sacrifices?

Bakura- Hey, this is damn good chocolate!

Yami- Hmmmm. (picks up millennium puzzle, takes a bite out of it)Hey, mines crunchy!

Joey- O, Sweet! (takes a piece of the millennium puzzle, unwraps it and eats it, all follow taking a piece of their own.)

Qi- Well, I prefer a caramel center (takes a piece of the millennium ring.)

All-(sitting happily munching on the candy treats.)

Yugi- Hey, do you think the millennium rod is chocolate too?

Yami- I don't see why wouldn't be.

Tea-(rod randomly appears under the couch, she picks it up and starts sucking on the rod…)It's got nuts in it!

Qi- (starts laughing hysterically)

All-(don't even bother to explain, and start laughing too.)

(an ear shattering bass beat randomly starts up, shaking the house cracking a few windows.)

Joey- WHAT IS THAT?

All- (run outside, see Kiaba completely pimped out in a white suit, wearing a blinged out blues eyes white dragon and duel monsters card, rollin' up in a jumpin', baby blue, Cadillac on 22's, blasting Bad Boys for life by P Diddy, and to top it all off, the blue eyes white dragon as she originally was in ancient Egypt in the passanger's side smokin' a joint.)

Qi- (laughing even more hysterically at the sight before her.)

Yugi- WHAT ARE YOU DOING KIABA? (they have to scream because Kiaba has yet to either turn down or turn off the music)

Kiaba- PIMPIN' IT!

Lil' Jon- WHAT?

KIABA- I SAID PIMPIN' IT! I CAN MORE THAN AFFORD IT!

Lil' Jon- (jumps in the back of the car) YEAH!

(car pull's out)

Yami- You know, people are going to think that you're black.

Qi- I know. But I'm not, I'm as white as they come. I just live in a predominantly Black and Hispanic neighborhood.

Joey- That was weird.

Ryou- Our lives are weird.

(all go back inside)

Qi- Oh, shit, sorry Tristen I forgot you were there, wanna add to the dialogue?

Tristen- Yea, sure..what should we do now? Got anymore unanswerable questions?

Joey- Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?

Tea- Do they have girl's bathrooms in gay bars?

Yugi- Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Bakura- If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn't we now be seeing people from the future?

Qi- Can someone give up lent for lent?

Yami- If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember
that they forgot?

Tristen- I got nothing.


Narrator-…What the fuck was that?

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