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The End! Intervention Time!
Ryou- Am I reading that right?
Yugi- Read what?
Ryou- The Chapter title! It the end! We don't have to be tortured anymore!
All- YES! WAHOOO!
Qi- I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Yami- You went somewhere? And what intervention…
Qi- (offended) Yes! I went on vacation for a week!
Joey- Oh…We didn't even know you were gone…
Qi- Fuck you Joey, I'm not guaranteeing that this really is the end, but this is my last day with the computer and well my other computer is a piece of shit that won't let me go on websites sometimes…I don't know if it will let me post anything…if it will then this is not the end!
All- NOOOOOOO!
Qi- MWHAHAHA! The torture continues!
Intervention Time!
"Come on baby come on!" Yami yelled as the claw on the crane machine he was playing began to close in around the hello kitty doll that he had been wanting for so long.
"Yugi never said I couldn't win one, just I couldn't buy one…" He thought maliciously as the claw closed in around the white cat and slowly lifted it toward the prize slot. "Come on! Don't fail me know! I've pumped 10 dollars of Yugi's money into you!"
The crane machine no longer had the initiative or the patience to torture the funky looking kid any more than it already had. The crane and claw had marveled and then laughed their proverbial asses off at the gaming addicted kid's hair as he put quarter after quarter into the money slot. The claw had commented to the money slot and the crane that he looked like a rainbow shit on his head, then he went and licked an electrical socket. But the hair jokes were growing lamer by the second and the money slot was starting to get pretty sore after having all those quarters put into it, so they all decided to just give the man what he wanted.
"WAHOOOOOOO!" Yami yelled as the hello kitty doll dropped into the prize slot.
However the prize slot was not done torturing him. When he went to collect his prize the slot allowed his hand to enter, but did not allow it to exit.
"What? Hey! No! Let me go, you piece of crap!" Yami yelled as he tugged on his arm to free his hand.
When it did not give, Yami began to kick the crane machine and slap it, thinking that that help. It didn't, but the crane machine was growing annoyed at being assaulted and the prize slot was growing tired of holding the gambling addict's hand, so it released him, prize and all. He fell with a loud thud on the floor.
"Yes! Victory is mine!" Yami exclaimed squeezing the doll and stroking its fur.
It was then that Yugi decided to wake up from his all too convenient nap and take control of his body. Yami didn't mind as he simply appeared next him slightly transparent hugging the hello kitty doll.
"You need help." Yugi stated, trying his best to sound forceful.
"I got it didn't I?" Yami replied, defending himself.
"Yea! After," Yugi replied taking out his wallet, seeing how much money was wasted and calculated how many times his darker half had to get the little white cat in a pink sunflower dress, "20 trys!"
Yami completely ignored his short little mini-me, as he sometimes called him, and let out a…orgasmic sound.
"Oh no." Yugi said when he heard the sound his Yami had made.
Without another word, Yami began to run home, obviously very excited. A win always seemed to, well, arouse him…
"NO! You better not do what I think you're going to do!" The midget in denial exclaimed running after the transparent figure, doing his best to catch up to him.
"Hey! It's either this or get laid and the latter is not happening!" Yami yelled back, picking up speed as he ran through the shop's front door and up the stairs.
He didn't even make it a few feet into the room when he saw Yugi standing before him, arms crossed.
"How did you that?" Yami asked confused as he came to a screeching halt.
"You have a problem Yami, its intervention time." He stated and the socks from Stankervision, (a random bullshit skit show on mtv2) popped up behind him.
"You have a problem Yami." The white sock stated, "And it's tearing our family apart."
Yugi decided that this was a good time to leave the room.
"I don't have a problem!" Yami said, sitting down on the bed.
"Why don't you listen to what lotion bottle has to say." The black stated, letting the lotion bottle with google eyes on the nozzle speak its piece.
"Lotion Bottle, you too! I thought we were a team!" Yami exclaimed hurt that his old friend would betray him like this.
"I know gambling and gaming gets you excited Yami, and I don't mind helping you once and a while, but 6, 7 times a day! It's just not natural." The white lotion bottle stated.
"And don't get me started!" Lamp shade said, joining in on the conversation.
"Lamp shade! Not you too!" Yami said, shocked that he was in on this as well.
"Don't make me hop up to black light and show you what you've done to us! And if mini-blinds and ceiling fan could be here, they would have something to say too!" The brown lampshade with google eyes and a flap for its mouth stated.
"I'm sorry guys, but, it just feels so good!" Yami admitted, tearing up, putting his hand over his face.
"We know Yami we know. But, you know what else feels good?" The white sock said as it handed Yami a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Yami looked down at the bottle of liquor in his hand and replied, "I love you guys!"
"We love you too!" They all replied.
"You freaky bastard." One of the socks added, and they all embraced as Yami took a big swig of the brownish liquid.
Yugi decided to walk back into the room and see if any progress had been made and saw his Yami, drunk off his ass, making out with the pink sock.
"Oh, God. This is not what I had in mind!" Yugi said in protest of what had just seen, but decided to worry about it later and walked out of the room.
Narrator-…So what? Now it's in story format now?
Qi- Yes.
Narrator- Fair enough, review! I command you! All I want is your review! And maybe your immortal soul…
