A/N: I don't own the characters.

This is just a quick something something I brewed while I was bored. Sorry if it's crap! Lol.

Fred/Angelina are my ship. I'm horribly obsessed so forgive me.


Oh Merlin!

"You know what Fred? You're an Idiot."

"Who says so?"

"I say so."

"Why?"

"Because you won't shut up and I'm trying to concentrate. You do realise we have OWL's tomorrow first thing?"

"Yeah so what?"

"Your gonna fail if you don't study."

"And what if I don't want to pass?"

"Then you're an even bigger prat than I though you were"

"Right."

Silence, and the occasional scribble, scribble, scribble from Angelina's quill.

Conk.

"Ouch! What was that for?"

"You called me an idiot."

"So."

"I don't like being called an idiot."

"You wouldn't mind if Katie called you an idiot."

"No."

"I thought so."

"Why's that then?"

"Oh come on Fred, I bet the idea of her naked." Angelina quivers. "Makes you wank yourself every night."

He didn't deny it. "So what if it does? You jealous or something?"

She snorts. "Heck no."

"Yep you are."

"No I'm not."

"Yes you are"

"No I'm not."

"Are, are, are, are, are…."

"Not, not, not, not, not….."

"Are, are, are, are, are-"

"Fred shut up now!"

"Admit your jealous."

"I'm not."

"Yes you are-"

"Don't start that again!"

Fred shrugged.

Silence.

Five minutes later.

"I think I'm feeling a bit horny."

"What?"

"I'm horny."

"Well go be horny somewhere else we're in the library for goodness sakes."

"Come wimme?"

"What?"

"Come wimme."

Angelina huffs. "You do know your annoying me right?"

"Yup."

"Well shut up then."

"Come wimme first."

Drops quill in frustration. "To where Fred to where?"

"Sshsshhh!" The librarian hisses.

"See your pissing everyone one off."

"Then come on!"

"Shut up Fred! I'll bloody come just shut up."

They get up and leave the library.

Five minutes later Fred opens a door to a room she'd never been in.

"Where are we?"

"Does it matter?"

"Yes."

"Well it doesn't to me."

"Right well that's great for you but not for me…" Steps back.

"Why?" Steps forwards.

"Cos I may have to run any minute now." Back.

"Why?" Forwards.

"Cos your kind of invading my breathing space!" Uh oh. No where to step.

"What am I a little to close for comfort?"

"OH…yeah."

"Well what's wrong with ME?"

"Everything at the moment."

"I bet if it were Davies you'd be on top of him right now."

She didn't deny it. "So what if it was? Yeah maybe I would be. What, you jealous or something'?"

"Yeah."

"Well he's got all that muscle. And mmm he's SOO sexy." She teased.

Fred moves her hair away from her neck. "And Katie's just so slim, and curvy. Did you see that ass?"

"I don't really look at her- Oh Merlin Fred…what IS that I can feel up against my leg? Please tell me it's your wand."

"Oh no. That's my OTHER wand. Does a different kind of magic." He ran his fingers down the side of her neck and she quivered. "I knew you wanted me."

"I do not!"

"Don't start that again."

She growled. "Your not my type anyway."

"What is your type?"

"Tall, dark and handsome."

"What, and I'm not any of that?"

"No. Your tall, fair and freckled." She giggled and his Wand moved slightly against her leg. "Oh Merlin."

"Did I ever tell you how sexy I thought you were?"

"No."

"Well I just told you."

"Great. Can we go now?"

"No."

"Dear Lord. Fred what are you doing?"

"Biting your neck."

"Stop."

"But you taste so good."

"Merlin! I won't fall for this!" And she fell. Again.