One Hand Down
Disclaimer: I don't own them, I borrow them, play with them, and then put them back on the shelf for next time. As you can see, I'm currently playing with Mikey and Raph – my favourite green brothers to manipulate. As stated before – Rated T – some heated words are spoken and some violence. Enjoy.
Part 2: Brotherly fight part two.
Raphael was enjoying channel surfing when a big green object blocked the screen.
"Move!"
"No, you never said, please," Mikey replied, "You lied Raph!"
"No I never, when?"
"There's no such words as eggasamuser," Mikey informed him.
"Yes there is, I saw it in Donnie's dictionary?"
"Which one?" Mikey demanded.
"I don't know, the one on his desk, the black one."
Mikey left for a moment and sifted through Donnie's desk.
"He's got five that are black," Mikey called out.
"That's nice, I'm sure Donnie's the only one who gives a shit."
"Which one of these was it?"
"I don't bloody know," replied Raph, "Look there's Donnie go ask him, he's your big brother too, you can piss him off from time to time. Why do you always have to annoy me?"
"But I get more satisfaction from pissing you off, than anybody else. Hey Donnie which one of these has the word eggenumas in it?" asked Mikey.
"There's no such word," Donnie replied.
"He means ignoramus," Raph told him.
"That's what I mean, which one of these has that word in it?" Mikey demanded.
"Well Mikey that German and French one won't be much use to you. Neither will the Japanese one. The other two should have it, anyways, why was Raph doing reading my dictionary?"
"It was better than listening to Leo spill his crap lecture on me last week," Raph replied.
"So you sat there reading a dictionary?" Donnie looked surprised, "You mocked me once because I read the encyclopaedias from front to cover. Hang on, that must have been a very long lecture if you got to I."
"Na, I started at H actually," Raph said, "I got to admit, it was rather interesting, I managed to find some words to throw back at Leo right there on the spot, he didn't know what to do. You should have seen his face," Raph chuckled at the memory.
"You feeling alright Raph? I mean did you hit your head really hard recently?" Mikey asked.
"No, but I'll gladly hit yours if you like?"
"Hey here's a word that means Raphael, hothead!" Mikey laughed, as he looked in the dictionary.
"Oh look another word, idiot," Mikey chuckled.
"Watch it, you're treading water Mikey," Donnie warned as he went back to his computer. He hoped these two wouldn't start the next lair war number 2038.
"Oh another one, ugly," Mikey piped up louder, "Oh look, stupid."
"Shut it Mikey!"
"Sorry I don't listen to weirdos or freaks," Mikey laughed. Donnie smacked his forehead Mikey was dead meat now. Raph hated anyone calling him a freak.
"What did you call me?" Raph screamed.
"Just stupid, which you must be if you need me to repeat it again for you."
"No, after that!"
"Oh weirdo, dumbo, freak?"
"Mikey!" Donnie cried in pain, as Raph ran for Mikey, Mikey ran around the lair being chased by his older brother, then he stoped at a pole.
"You don't have to get so edgy you know?" Mikey said, laughing at his brother.
Just then, Raph raised his right hand in order to push Mikey squarely on the nose, Mikey noticed and ducked just in time.
BANG!
"Arhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The Scream echoed throughout the lair and out on to the streets of New York City.
Author's Note: Just want to let you all know, this actually happened to this guy in my year 7 class. He punched a pole with his fist and broke his wrist. This story is kind of based on him, he reminded me of Raphie.
