FMA not mine BUT IT WILL

Announcer: after the incident with the ferret, no pets are allowed inside the courtroom. You too al.

Al: darn. Bye darth. –Puts his cat down-

Amanda: but an explanation of what happened during the break

Roy: I can't smell anything now

Rikku: this stinky ness won't go away

Envy: I'm pissed off that the writer barely includes me

Amanda: well…Ed is currently in school

Kat: oh yeah and judge Judy died, Mr. Stinky released the Stench 5000 bazooka on her

Al: but today our case is…

-Room is hushed-

Al: cast member against the people!

Roy: the name is KAT vs. THE PEOPLE WHO NAME HURRICANES

Amanda sits down at the high thingy and fixes herself. Takes out a powered wig and puts it on backwards then takes out a dr. pepper.

Amanda: All right what is the problem Kat?

Kat: the problem is I greatly disapprove of this hurricane Katrina, I mean that's my name!

Hurrper: that's completely stupid. You know how many people are named Katrina! She's going to take me to court because a simple hurricane is named after her? I would be flattered!

Amanda: yes but we are not you

Kat: FLATTERED! KILLING PEOPLE IS FLATTERING?

Amanda: -is watching Foamy the Squirrel on a portable DVD player- …….

Roy: -is watching Invader Zim on his-

Rikku: -is playing with her PSP-

Al: -smuggling illegal kitties-

Suddenly Ed bursts through the door with his shirt in shreds and lipstick all over. He collapses in front of the podium (yeah that's it)

Ed: ARGH! WHERE'S THE BISH JUDY! I'M SCARRED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!

Scar: yes?

Ed: NOT YOU!

Roy: ha ha ha…tacos…oh Ed

Amanda: oh anyway jury what is the verdict?

Rikku: -looks all around- (she's the only person in the jury) umm…kat wins?

Hurrper: WHAT!

Kat: yep

Amanda: oh ed how are you?

Ed: BAD! WHERE IS THE JUDGE?

Amanda: Mr. Stinky killed…

Mr. Stinky: -busts in and starts shooting everyone- NYA BISH NYA!

Amanda: NUUUUUUUUUUU!

Ed: - rolls under a desk secret agent style-

Roy: NUUUUU! –Flips out of the way matrix style-

Al: NEXT TIME WE WILL-----NUUUUUUU!

Amanda: HELP MEH!

Rikku: HOW ABOUT US!

Amanda: SCREW-A YOU-A!

Thank you very much I hope you enjoyed this episode of FMA court

Envy: what a bunch of assholes

Will envy ever be in one?

Envy: hells yeah

Is it gay?

Envy; WHO YOU THINK YOU TALKIN' TOO?

Thanks and enjoy!

Envy: IM GONNA HAVE TO SLAP A BIT—

bye