Clue NINJA STYLE!
By: Oro-sama and Ernilriel (aka Kabuto)
A/N: Okay, this story is the result of party-ing and 38 hours without sleep and 254 bottles of Yoohooo. so enjoy.
Summary: Okay it's clue the board game, only our favorite ninjas are playing! slight OOC at some parts.
Disclaimer: Um... It just dawned on us this morning we don't own Naruto, or clue. Oro-sama walkes in "WHAT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE DON'T OWN CLUE... OR NARUTO?" and we don't own kingdom hearts either. Oro-sama "NOOOOOOO SEPHRIOTH HOW COULD YOU! I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!" Oro-sama runs out of the room bawling
Oro-sama: HEY EVERYONE IT IS i OROCHIMARU!...WELL WELCOME TO OUR NEXT CHAPTER...IT WILL BE WRITTEN BY YOUR'S TRULY!
Oro-sama: Kabuto is not here at the moment...( hmmmmm must have worked him to hard...)...ummmm I mean he's sick!...yeah that's it!...Now on with the story!
Chapter 2 And the victoms are...I mean contestants.
some where in a shabby apartment..." Is everything ready for the tornament...Kabuto?"
"Yes...master" replied a smiling Kabuto
" Are you being sarcastic...again!" yelled Orochimaru as he got up from his chair. Kabuto just smiled and continued playing Kingdom hearts VIIGBJ.
"Hey you didn't save on my game did you!" asked Orochimaru as he continued picking out an outfit for the game tonight
"uhhhhhhh...course not!" said a smilling Kabuto as he erased Orochimaru's file.
"YES YOU DID!...IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS WITH NO SLEEP TO BEAT SEPHRIOTH AND...YOU...ERASED...IT!" Orochimaru looked like a cherry he was soo red.
"Now oro-sama...lets be resonable!" screamed Kabuto as Orochimaru tackled him and had rough sex with him.
(A/N Kabuto: YOU HAD TO PUT THAT IN THERE? I couldn't walk for like three days after that! THAT'S NOT STUFF THAT PEOPLE NEED AND WANT MIND YOU TO KNOW! that's kinda private...blush)
(Oro-sama: THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ERASED MY GAME ON PURPOSE!...NOOOOOO!...SEPHRIOTH!...COUGH NOW ON WITH MY CHAPTER!)
In Konoha Village
"Man why did Sensei have to drag us out here at the crack of dawn!" whined Naruto as he continued to yawn
"NANI!...IT'S 12:00 IN THE AFTERNOON BAKA!" screamed Sakura as she sent Naruto flying into the nearest building.
"Why do you two always wake up hyper active?" whispered sasuke as he continued to lean against a tree thinking about his looks.
"Ummmmm...i'm sorry Sasuke-kun!...i'll be anyway you want me to be!" said Sakura while blushing like a pig
"Oh Sakura-chan why must you play hard to get!" cried Naruto as he tried to stand.
"And YOU Sasuke stop trying to act soooo high and mighty!" yelled Naruto as he got into a fighting stance
"Oy, YOU want to take me on?...don't make me laugh dobe!" said Sasuke as he ran his fingers through his raven blue hair.
"Nani!...I'll take you down anytime any place!" screamed Naruto as he charged Sasuke, just then a kunai landed infront of them haulting their movements.
"Kakashi-sensei!" said Sakura, the two boys looked up in in time to see their teacher disapear in a cloud of smoke.
"HEY!...WERE DID HE GO!...HE CAN'T JUST COME HERE AND LEAVE!" shouted Naruto
"Shut up BAKA Naruto!" screamed inner Sakura
"You can't talk about Kakashi-sensei like that Naruto!" said Sakura, Poof Kakashi appeared infront of his students looking as Uber as ever.
"Hello!" said a smiling Kakashi
"I got lost on my path of life and..."
"YOU LIE SENSEI!...YOU DAMN BASTARD!" screamed Naruto and Sakura insync, poof, poof, pooof team seven stared wide eyed as there fellow ninjas appeared.
"?" said Sakura
"..." said Sasuke
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!" yelled Naruto looking at his sensei for an answer, Kakashi just smiled
"Well you guys welcome the other players of the clue tornament!" said Kakashi as he pointed to team Ino, team Neji, team Kiba, and team Gaara poof, Poof everyone stared in shock as the last two players arrived, but none was more surprised or pissed than Sasuke.
"hello" "hi" said the two new arrivals.
"MORE LIKE HELL NO, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU SICK MOTHERF#&?" yelled Sasuke as he looked at...
TO BE CONTINUED!...SEE YAH NEXT CHAPTER!...OHHH AND IF YOU WANNA REVIEW FEEL FREE TO DO SO...OR I OROCHIMARU WILL RAPE YOU IN A DARK ALLEY!...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
